Lo Phat Ham - Rogue Reporter
@theroguereporter.bsky.social
Gonzo Journalist. Retired Army Ranger.
I'm the growl you hear from the dark depths of that piss-stained alcove where the warrior wordsmiths go to ground. I make the wounds and then pick at the scabs. I am PRO-TRUTH, PRO-JUSTICE, and PRO-HONOR!
I'm the growl you hear from the dark depths of that piss-stained alcove where the warrior wordsmiths go to ground. I make the wounds and then pick at the scabs. I am PRO-TRUTH, PRO-JUSTICE, and PRO-HONOR!
STOP LETTING REPUBLICANS SANE-WASH EVERY CRAZY THING TRUMP SAYS!
DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU WHAT TRUMP MEANT!
WHEN TRUMP SAID UKRAINE STARTED THE WAR - HE MEANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE IT MAKES PUTIN HAPPY - AND WE ALL KNOW HOW TRUMP WANTS TO PLEASE HIM.
MAKE HIM OWN WHAT HE SAYS AND KEEP ASKING HIM!
DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU WHAT TRUMP MEANT!
WHEN TRUMP SAID UKRAINE STARTED THE WAR - HE MEANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE IT MAKES PUTIN HAPPY - AND WE ALL KNOW HOW TRUMP WANTS TO PLEASE HIM.
MAKE HIM OWN WHAT HE SAYS AND KEEP ASKING HIM!
February 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
STOP LETTING REPUBLICANS SANE-WASH EVERY CRAZY THING TRUMP SAYS!
DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU WHAT TRUMP MEANT!
WHEN TRUMP SAID UKRAINE STARTED THE WAR - HE MEANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE IT MAKES PUTIN HAPPY - AND WE ALL KNOW HOW TRUMP WANTS TO PLEASE HIM.
MAKE HIM OWN WHAT HE SAYS AND KEEP ASKING HIM!
DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU WHAT TRUMP MEANT!
WHEN TRUMP SAID UKRAINE STARTED THE WAR - HE MEANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE IT MAKES PUTIN HAPPY - AND WE ALL KNOW HOW TRUMP WANTS TO PLEASE HIM.
MAKE HIM OWN WHAT HE SAYS AND KEEP ASKING HIM!
I'm going to be writing on SUBSTACK. I wrote under Lo Phat Ham, rogue reporter and other names for a long time. Check it out. It's Hunter Thompson Gonzo-style journalism.
Things are gonna get weird...
Things are gonna get weird...
February 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm going to be writing on SUBSTACK. I wrote under Lo Phat Ham, rogue reporter and other names for a long time. Check it out. It's Hunter Thompson Gonzo-style journalism.
Things are gonna get weird...
Things are gonna get weird...
VALENTINE'S DAY POEM
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
I’m a guy, and let me tell you
that you gals don’t know the hell you
put us through each year ‘round February fourteenth.
But let me be real honest,
since that date is soon upon us,
and just tell you how I feel (through gritted teeth)
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
I’m a guy, and let me tell you
that you gals don’t know the hell you
put us through each year ‘round February fourteenth.
But let me be real honest,
since that date is soon upon us,
and just tell you how I feel (through gritted teeth)
February 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
VALENTINE'S DAY POEM
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
I’m a guy, and let me tell you
that you gals don’t know the hell you
put us through each year ‘round February fourteenth.
But let me be real honest,
since that date is soon upon us,
and just tell you how I feel (through gritted teeth)
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
I’m a guy, and let me tell you
that you gals don’t know the hell you
put us through each year ‘round February fourteenth.
But let me be real honest,
since that date is soon upon us,
and just tell you how I feel (through gritted teeth)
MUSIC/MOVIE JOKE
De Niro, Pacino, and Schwarzenegger are up for parts in a movie about classical composers.
De Niro says, "I'll be Chopin"
Pacino says, "I'll be Beethoven"
Schwarzenegger growls, "Don't make me say it!"
(I'll be Bach)
De Niro, Pacino, and Schwarzenegger are up for parts in a movie about classical composers.
De Niro says, "I'll be Chopin"
Pacino says, "I'll be Beethoven"
Schwarzenegger growls, "Don't make me say it!"
(I'll be Bach)
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
MUSIC/MOVIE JOKE
De Niro, Pacino, and Schwarzenegger are up for parts in a movie about classical composers.
De Niro says, "I'll be Chopin"
Pacino says, "I'll be Beethoven"
Schwarzenegger growls, "Don't make me say it!"
(I'll be Bach)
De Niro, Pacino, and Schwarzenegger are up for parts in a movie about classical composers.
De Niro says, "I'll be Chopin"
Pacino says, "I'll be Beethoven"
Schwarzenegger growls, "Don't make me say it!"
(I'll be Bach)
I've got about a dozen OnlyFans women following me every day or so! i don't know how they're finding me?
Are quarters falling out of my ass and leaving a trail?
And for my future followers - my name isn't SWEETIE!
Are quarters falling out of my ass and leaving a trail?
And for my future followers - my name isn't SWEETIE!
January 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I've got about a dozen OnlyFans women following me every day or so! i don't know how they're finding me?
Are quarters falling out of my ass and leaving a trail?
And for my future followers - my name isn't SWEETIE!
Are quarters falling out of my ass and leaving a trail?
And for my future followers - my name isn't SWEETIE!
A PARDOND J6 HOSTAGE, MATT HUTTLE WUZ SHOT AN KILLED YESTERDAY DURING A TRAFFIC STOP!
RONG!
THE COPZ BULLET WUZ ON A PEESFUL TOOR UV MATT'S INTERNAL ORGANZ! HIZ DETH WUZ PYURLY AN ACSIDENT!
RONG!
THE COPZ BULLET WUZ ON A PEESFUL TOOR UV MATT'S INTERNAL ORGANZ! HIZ DETH WUZ PYURLY AN ACSIDENT!
January 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A PARDOND J6 HOSTAGE, MATT HUTTLE WUZ SHOT AN KILLED YESTERDAY DURING A TRAFFIC STOP!
RONG!
THE COPZ BULLET WUZ ON A PEESFUL TOOR UV MATT'S INTERNAL ORGANZ! HIZ DETH WUZ PYURLY AN ACSIDENT!
RONG!
THE COPZ BULLET WUZ ON A PEESFUL TOOR UV MATT'S INTERNAL ORGANZ! HIZ DETH WUZ PYURLY AN ACSIDENT!
Looking at across this country
I feel a cold, black wind blow through me,
winnowing my heart,
savaging my soul,
and leaving in its wake a blasted void.
Empty as the prayer I now tremble to make
Stark and terrible as the God in Whom I now fear to believe
But... I will not give up.
I feel a cold, black wind blow through me,
winnowing my heart,
savaging my soul,
and leaving in its wake a blasted void.
Empty as the prayer I now tremble to make
Stark and terrible as the God in Whom I now fear to believe
But... I will not give up.
January 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Looking at across this country
I feel a cold, black wind blow through me,
winnowing my heart,
savaging my soul,
and leaving in its wake a blasted void.
Empty as the prayer I now tremble to make
Stark and terrible as the God in Whom I now fear to believe
But... I will not give up.
I feel a cold, black wind blow through me,
winnowing my heart,
savaging my soul,
and leaving in its wake a blasted void.
Empty as the prayer I now tremble to make
Stark and terrible as the God in Whom I now fear to believe
But... I will not give up.
I just want everyone to know that this idiot
illuminatipower
@anthonyscott0.bsky.social
Is a piece of shit scammer.
I also spoke directly with his "grandmaster" and you should have heard how stunningly stupid he sounded. Anyone fooled by these clowns deserves what they lose.
illuminatipower
@anthonyscott0.bsky.social
Is a piece of shit scammer.
I also spoke directly with his "grandmaster" and you should have heard how stunningly stupid he sounded. Anyone fooled by these clowns deserves what they lose.
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I just want everyone to know that this idiot
illuminatipower
@anthonyscott0.bsky.social
Is a piece of shit scammer.
I also spoke directly with his "grandmaster" and you should have heard how stunningly stupid he sounded. Anyone fooled by these clowns deserves what they lose.
illuminatipower
@anthonyscott0.bsky.social
Is a piece of shit scammer.
I also spoke directly with his "grandmaster" and you should have heard how stunningly stupid he sounded. Anyone fooled by these clowns deserves what they lose.
Tony... you're just not up to this. You don't have the skills to go toe-to-toe with me. It's YOU who isn't ready.
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tony... you're just not up to this. You don't have the skills to go toe-to-toe with me. It's YOU who isn't ready.
So, I guess Bluesky is where all the OnlyFans girls hang out, huh? At least half my followers want to sell me their content and the other half want to send me hundreds of thousands of dollars (I just have to send them $50 first to "verify" myself).
This place is rotten with scammers and sluts.
This place is rotten with scammers and sluts.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So, I guess Bluesky is where all the OnlyFans girls hang out, huh? At least half my followers want to sell me their content and the other half want to send me hundreds of thousands of dollars (I just have to send them $50 first to "verify" myself).
This place is rotten with scammers and sluts.
This place is rotten with scammers and sluts.
I feel more like I do now than when I got up this morning.
How about you? Do you feel more like me too?
(Sorry - shrooms are in full effect)
How about you? Do you feel more like me too?
(Sorry - shrooms are in full effect)
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I feel more like I do now than when I got up this morning.
How about you? Do you feel more like me too?
(Sorry - shrooms are in full effect)
How about you? Do you feel more like me too?
(Sorry - shrooms are in full effect)
Reposted by Lo Phat Ham - Rogue Reporter
January 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I only had 18 OnlyFans members follow me today.
Did I do something wrong?
Did I do something wrong?
January 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I only had 18 OnlyFans members follow me today.
Did I do something wrong?
Did I do something wrong?
I wanna know what Love is... but I don't want you to show me.
Am I the asshole?
Am I the asshole?
January 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I wanna know what Love is... but I don't want you to show me.
Am I the asshole?
Am I the asshole?
Reposted by Lo Phat Ham - Rogue Reporter
I joined about 10 minutes ago and already have 9 followers!
Avoid the rush! Follow me now and you can win great prizes!
(If you think claiming to be one of my followers is a "great prize")
Avoid the rush! Follow me now and you can win great prizes!
(If you think claiming to be one of my followers is a "great prize")
January 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I joined about 10 minutes ago and already have 9 followers!
Avoid the rush! Follow me now and you can win great prizes!
(If you think claiming to be one of my followers is a "great prize")
Avoid the rush! Follow me now and you can win great prizes!
(If you think claiming to be one of my followers is a "great prize")
My New Year's Resolutions are as follows:
1. On my monthly hunts, I vow to let the hobos live after I've had my way with them. It's all about being kind.
2. I'm going to do my best to be a splinter in the ass of the MAGA movement.
3. Live by the Standard of Truth, Justice, and Honor.
1. On my monthly hunts, I vow to let the hobos live after I've had my way with them. It's all about being kind.
2. I'm going to do my best to be a splinter in the ass of the MAGA movement.
3. Live by the Standard of Truth, Justice, and Honor.
January 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My New Year's Resolutions are as follows:
1. On my monthly hunts, I vow to let the hobos live after I've had my way with them. It's all about being kind.
2. I'm going to do my best to be a splinter in the ass of the MAGA movement.
3. Live by the Standard of Truth, Justice, and Honor.
1. On my monthly hunts, I vow to let the hobos live after I've had my way with them. It's all about being kind.
2. I'm going to do my best to be a splinter in the ass of the MAGA movement.
3. Live by the Standard of Truth, Justice, and Honor.
I just flew back home from DC and boy is my middle finger tired!
January 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I just flew back home from DC and boy is my middle finger tired!
Hello, my Friends!
Some of you might know me as Triggered MAGA from Twitter... or X... or whatever Elawn decides to call it this year.
Anyway - I'm here and ready to see what Preznit Trump is gonna do once he takes over.
Come join me and let's see if we can get into some good trouble!
Mahalo!
Some of you might know me as Triggered MAGA from Twitter... or X... or whatever Elawn decides to call it this year.
Anyway - I'm here and ready to see what Preznit Trump is gonna do once he takes over.
Come join me and let's see if we can get into some good trouble!
Mahalo!
January 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hello, my Friends!
Some of you might know me as Triggered MAGA from Twitter... or X... or whatever Elawn decides to call it this year.
Anyway - I'm here and ready to see what Preznit Trump is gonna do once he takes over.
Come join me and let's see if we can get into some good trouble!
Mahalo!
Some of you might know me as Triggered MAGA from Twitter... or X... or whatever Elawn decides to call it this year.
Anyway - I'm here and ready to see what Preznit Trump is gonna do once he takes over.
Come join me and let's see if we can get into some good trouble!
Mahalo!