Scientists today "I have spent 15 years studying the effects of Atrazine on zygote production in lab rats. Now we must temper my findings as my data fails to take into account..."

Scientists back in the day "I beat monkeys with bats and lemme tell you they do NOT like it."

God's cruelest joke was giving me a singing voice, but it was the voice of Scott Stapp.

Throwback to when I made a drunken tbell order so incomprehensible my boyfriend refused to get me the tbell.