Conspiracy weirdos: "We'll never know how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, or how the ancient Celts built Stonehenge, or how the Aztecs--"

Wally Wallington in 1999, alone in his backyard with pebbles, scrap lumber, and too much time on his hands:

Jesus, seeing his grieving mother for the first time in three days after he was brutally tortured and killed in front of her by an angry mob:

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