Damian Foley
@theroamingkiwi.bsky.social
A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Pro soccer marketing journeyman 🇳🇿
Goddammit I hate this post so much 🤣🤣 👴🏻
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Goddammit I hate this post so much 🤣🤣 👴🏻
I would just like to add that I am not a Muslim, therefore if anyone does win a billion dollars and is looking for someone to give it to, I would be more than happy to keep Hend free of any ethical dilemmas by accepting it…
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I would just like to add that I am not a Muslim, therefore if anyone does win a billion dollars and is looking for someone to give it to, I would be more than happy to keep Hend free of any ethical dilemmas by accepting it…
🤣 Everyone I know who has done it raves about how it’s the most amazing experience of their lives, and yet I’m still over here thinking
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November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🤣 Everyone I know who has done it raves about how it’s the most amazing experience of their lives, and yet I’m still over here thinking
Much love to you, my friend. Here’s hoping things turn around soon.
Though you’re insane for jumping out of a plane 😅
Though you’re insane for jumping out of a plane 😅
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Much love to you, my friend. Here’s hoping things turn around soon.
Though you’re insane for jumping out of a plane 😅
Though you’re insane for jumping out of a plane 😅
Meanwhile, in America, on the day people protested the president, one politician was assassinated prior to a protest in Minnesota, while during a protest in Utah some guy pulled out a gun so other guys pulled out their guns to shoot him… and instead killed a Samoan guy standing in the crowd.
June 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Meanwhile, in America, on the day people protested the president, one politician was assassinated prior to a protest in Minnesota, while during a protest in Utah some guy pulled out a gun so other guys pulled out their guns to shoot him… and instead killed a Samoan guy standing in the crowd.
I think Bonnie has earned a puppachino for her work!
June 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I think Bonnie has earned a puppachino for her work!
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Not mine, but a friend’s:
She was at home one day when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to find a woman standing there asking to her her bathroom - she’d been out for a run and urgently needed a No. 2.
It was Megan Fox.
(Apparently she was lovely, and grateful to take a dump.)
She was at home one day when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to find a woman standing there asking to her her bathroom - she’d been out for a run and urgently needed a No. 2.
It was Megan Fox.
(Apparently she was lovely, and grateful to take a dump.)
June 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Not mine, but a friend’s:
She was at home one day when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to find a woman standing there asking to her her bathroom - she’d been out for a run and urgently needed a No. 2.
It was Megan Fox.
(Apparently she was lovely, and grateful to take a dump.)
She was at home one day when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to find a woman standing there asking to her her bathroom - she’d been out for a run and urgently needed a No. 2.
It was Megan Fox.
(Apparently she was lovely, and grateful to take a dump.)
Literally just bought their 2024 (?) steel drum kit this week!
June 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Literally just bought their 2024 (?) steel drum kit this week!
I once took a Turkish Airlines flight to Paris and was served Turkish Delight as I boarded. Loved that.
OTOH, I once flew Air France to Paris, and their website boasted that passengers received wine and cheese. How French! Only, the cheese turned out to be from Oregon.
OTOH, I once flew Air France to Paris, and their website boasted that passengers received wine and cheese. How French! Only, the cheese turned out to be from Oregon.
June 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I once took a Turkish Airlines flight to Paris and was served Turkish Delight as I boarded. Loved that.
OTOH, I once flew Air France to Paris, and their website boasted that passengers received wine and cheese. How French! Only, the cheese turned out to be from Oregon.
OTOH, I once flew Air France to Paris, and their website boasted that passengers received wine and cheese. How French! Only, the cheese turned out to be from Oregon.
Would absolutely order a vat of that concoction
June 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Would absolutely order a vat of that concoction
(Sent after finally shutting down the Hearts of Pine press box)
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June 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
(Sent after finally shutting down the Hearts of Pine press box)
Absolutely. I don’t know how your hair stacks up to his, though, but I know Tormenta fans consider you the McDreamy of USL League One.
May 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Absolutely. I don’t know how your hair stacks up to his, though, but I know Tormenta fans consider you the McDreamy of USL League One.
As a white man myself, you’re absolutely correct when you say we aren’t complicated. We’re about as simple as it gets 🤣
May 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As a white man myself, you’re absolutely correct when you say we aren’t complicated. We’re about as simple as it gets 🤣
I’ve barely had a day off in 10 weeks. I’ve been looking forward to this long weekend for a loooong time. It’s cold and raining outside. It’s time to catch up on sleep and rest a little.
My brain at 4:30am this morning: OKAY SO WHAT IF WE REORDERED THE PREMATCH SONGS FOR NEXT WEEKEND’S GAME…
My brain at 4:30am this morning: OKAY SO WHAT IF WE REORDERED THE PREMATCH SONGS FOR NEXT WEEKEND’S GAME…
May 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I’ve barely had a day off in 10 weeks. I’ve been looking forward to this long weekend for a loooong time. It’s cold and raining outside. It’s time to catch up on sleep and rest a little.
My brain at 4:30am this morning: OKAY SO WHAT IF WE REORDERED THE PREMATCH SONGS FOR NEXT WEEKEND’S GAME…
My brain at 4:30am this morning: OKAY SO WHAT IF WE REORDERED THE PREMATCH SONGS FOR NEXT WEEKEND’S GAME…