North Carolina has a Democratic governor since statewide elections aren't subject to the illegal gerrymandering the R state House and Senate have imposed!

They could fuck up a one-car funeral.

Or maybe they could promise to fund the campaigns of any brave R who steps us and honors their oath since I'm guessing fear of being primaried is what's holding at least some of them back.

Remember that commercial where the dorky mechanic says "let me try, boss. I always wanted to fix a transmission" even though he has no clue? And here we are...