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The Retro Coach
@theretrocoach.bsky.social
All about Retro Gaming, Sports, & Fantasy Football. Occasional cat & entertainment posts. Born & raised Detroiter, SoCal transplant. #SFB #WarriorBowl #RazzBowl #IDPInvitational Go Blue! 〽️
Age yourself with gaming…
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Los Angeles Lakers division also had six of our teams make the playoffs!

I have a hunch that none of your Houston teams relied much on CJ Stroud this season, similar to real life.…
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My breakfast doing a Daniel Jones impression…
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The geniuses behind #DaylightSaving did not have cats.

Otherwise they would have known…

YOU CAN’T CHANGE A CAT’S INTERNAL CLOCK!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#Dodgers game went so late, even the cat needs coffee this morning.
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Get on your stylist’s schedule!
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This Seattle sampler platter brought so many bands to my attention and their CDs to my collection.

Now it serves as a personal wayback machine to my once hopeful, romantic attitude and optimistic excitement that carries one through the challenges of surviving young adulthood.
October 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Bought a new pair of khakis for work.

Can’t stop seeing 90s Gap commercials in my head…
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So do I just forget about shaving this morning?

#WeHaveCats
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Have you watched Detroiters? His character’s dilemmas and/or flaws were propelled through the episodes by his wild, unhinged humor

The Family Reunion episode (S2 Ep3) showed his self-realization journey about being harsh. Hysterical. Now on Netflix.
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
One of these things is not like the other.

Tory Horton:

9.83 RAS, 66th of 3815 WR prospects from 1987-2025

Strong YAC, AY, catch & drop %s, and route success

Opportunity - Already WR3 on depth chart, with injury-prone WR2 ahead, lesser talent behind

But I get your general message per hype.
September 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One home league draft down, one to go!

Yesterday was a 24-team keeper league with IDP from the 1.22 spot.

Today is a 12-team redraft superflex from the 1.08 spot.

Both online, but hoping to attend the first someday & the second should be live again in 2026.

#FantasyFootball
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Prepping for my drafts this weekend, Little Critters Clubhouse & Hoppy Poppy’s Biergarten.

Thanks to my Premium membership at @fantasypros.bsky.social via their promotion with Novig, I am downloading projections and crunching away in Excel!

(And thanks Panera Bread for the Sip Club iced tea…)
August 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Another concept lost to history, since far fewer magazines are in regular circulation for snipping and ransom demands seem to be mostly for data and sent via email…

(Also, do grade school art projects use letters printed out in different fonts and sizes, lacking stacks of magazines in classrooms?)
August 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Received my #SFB15 shirt from @fishbowlmerch.bsky.social!

Fits in with my wardrobe that might be around 1/3 Michigan items…#GoBlue 〽️

Check out the site for tees & sweatshirts for similar “fish” designs of your favorite teams to support and promote @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
August 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Just the Jokes” are soundtracks that can be synced up with movies to hear all the commentary from the regular riffers Mike, Bill, and Kevin - the same guys who were on @mst3kofficial.bsky.social years ago and are just as funny now.

Highly recommended if you want to see movies in a new light!
August 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Post someone who looks good in a hat
August 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

(I guess our next therapy session will be at LA Comic Con, from this screenshot I sent to my wife about his scheduled appearance…)
August 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Woohoo!

Finally ordered my first #SFB15 shirt from @fishbowlmerch.bsky.social.

The shirt was also free, because I won a round of Trivia Night Live, the weekly show hosted by Joey Wright from @footballguys.com and @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social.

Different prizes and themes every episode!

#GoBlue 〽️
August 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Going to Vegas and want something scarier than discovering your significant other is a closeted gambling addict?

The Wizard of Oz film from 1939 will be at Sphere with all-new special effects.

Nightmare fuel below…😳😬

apple.news/AZZsM0jr8SQa...
July 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hmm, like this? 😎
July 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yep, I buy Fantasy Index every year.

Barnes & Noble still carries up to five others or so as well.
July 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Age verification? I spent hours making different red lights move across the screen to play football indoors.
July 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Supergirl is supposed to have a cat.

Buddy has Krypto energy. Just saying…
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So is a hot dog a sandwich?

Or sometimes an unfortunate candle…?
July 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM