DownOnStarboard
@theresathere.bsky.social
Hey, ports, raise your oars.
It makes me mad all over again that you and countless others are going through it
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It makes me mad all over again that you and countless others are going through it
For mine they said "it might pinch" but it was like a wild animal clawing its way out of me and after they kept saying "pinch" and I (the kind of person to check that my midwife was okay while I gave birth without anesthesia) got so angry I yelled at my gyno she was participating in torture
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For mine they said "it might pinch" but it was like a wild animal clawing its way out of me and after they kept saying "pinch" and I (the kind of person to check that my midwife was okay while I gave birth without anesthesia) got so angry I yelled at my gyno she was participating in torture
Alas this was the very best to do it
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Alas this was the very best to do it
It changes its mind about what it’s about like five times! It’s not a film! It’s an ADHD journal!
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It changes its mind about what it’s about like five times! It’s not a film! It’s an ADHD journal!
I live in the Bay Area and I've never once heard anyone refer to her as "mom" what even
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I live in the Bay Area and I've never once heard anyone refer to her as "mom" what even
She was a true feminist icon and never apologized for a single thing. She taught me a lot.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
She was a true feminist icon and never apologized for a single thing. She taught me a lot.
My old dog loved burritos so much she got a carne asada topped with bacon all to herself for her birthday every year
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My old dog loved burritos so much she got a carne asada topped with bacon all to herself for her birthday every year
maybe she marries a tech trillionaire?
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
maybe she marries a tech trillionaire?
update: I just devoured the portobello/collard melt I just made. Thank you for the recommendation.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
update: I just devoured the portobello/collard melt I just made. Thank you for the recommendation.
My boobs just sat up at attention.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My boobs just sat up at attention.
It's important our loved ones understand our culture!
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's important our loved ones understand our culture!
I love that this is how I learned Colin Powell is dead.
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love that this is how I learned Colin Powell is dead.
Every time I hear Arctic Frost I hear Rachel McAdams in my head
a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
Alt: a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Every time I hear Arctic Frost I hear Rachel McAdams in my head
man's got endless rizz despite a full thick head of hair
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
man's got endless rizz despite a full thick head of hair
I saw someone suggest Mamdani should appoint him Rat Czar and you know what? I say give the guy a chance.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I saw someone suggest Mamdani should appoint him Rat Czar and you know what? I say give the guy a chance.
This being true would mark the first time I respected Kash Patel
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This being true would mark the first time I respected Kash Patel
I have a parasocial nemesis who is a Virginian MAGA delegate and I’m so gleefully reading these results through what I hope is a Yosemite Sam level tantrum
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I have a parasocial nemesis who is a Virginian MAGA delegate and I’m so gleefully reading these results through what I hope is a Yosemite Sam level tantrum
Sometimes it’s okay to be a lil wacky and shoot your friends in the face!
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sometimes it’s okay to be a lil wacky and shoot your friends in the face!
I bet Kissinger was once nice to a neighborhood cat, but that’s not who Kissinger was
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I bet Kissinger was once nice to a neighborhood cat, but that’s not who Kissinger was
Omg he died???🎉🎉🎉
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Omg he died???🎉🎉🎉
uhhh preeeeety sure they're going with Louvre2!
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
uhhh preeeeety sure they're going with Louvre2!
Yowza that looks amaze
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yowza that looks amaze