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theresaricecrisp.bsky.social
Tessa (we are so back)
@theresaricecrisp.bsky.social
41 followers 96 following 550 posts
- they/she/all, queer
- VA/writer/occasional math person/knitter
- not as professional as I would like, but at least it's not my Tumblr
- bio currently in process
- slightly burnt mess of a person
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Latest news in meme form (posting from class, so alt text in replies)
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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socks for the replies
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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math homework (can’t post here for academic integrity reasons)

also here are my socks-in-progress
A pair of half-knitted striped socks on a black background with large butterflies. The socks are orange, green, pink, purple, and blue.
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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couldn’t resist
Michael Scott from The Office declaring bankruptcy
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Everyone say a big thanks to my dad for figuring it out!
An unlocked computer sitting on a kitchen table with a brightly colored tablecloth.
June 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Sorry, I’m cursing you with HATSUNE dugga doo. yeah the meme is dead and Apple autocorrect is still bad but we live anyways
A picture of an orange and yellow creature with hastily scribbled teal pigtails and matching necktie.
June 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I think the butterfly app needs to see this (text in alt text)
Post by tumblr user podcastwizard, dated October 16, 2023: ideal ways for me to die 1. old age, peacefully in my sleep 2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer. 3. sex accident. Reblog by tumblr user textpostscymraeg, dated May 23, 2025: ffyrdd delfrydol i fi farw 1. henaint, yn dawel yn fy nghwsg 2. ar ôl gyrfa hir a hyglod rwy'n mynychu gala ar y to a gynhelir er anrhydedd i mi. rwy'n gwisgo gŵn prydferth, gan afael ar wydred o win coch, yn sefyll ger y rheiliau. mae cariad dirmygedig yn nesáu ac, ar ôl ffrae llawn angerdd, maent yn fy ngwthio dros ymyl yr adeilad. mae'r gwydred o win yn hedfan, yn gwneud sbloet coch o'u gwisg mewn trosiad gweledol o'r gwaed ar eu dwylo. wrth i mi ddisgyn mae fy ngŵn yn hedfan o fy amgylch fel dwy adain brydferth, megis aderyn yn yr awyr. mae ffotograffydd ar y stryd yn llwyddo i gymryd llun cyn i mi fwrw'r ddaear ac mae'r llun hwnnw'n ennill y pulitzer. cyhoeddir erthygl yn y new york times ynghylch a yw'n foesol neu beidio i elwa o dynnu llun o farwolaeth rhywun. mae'r erthygl hefyd yn ennill pulitzer. 3. damwain rhyw. Note from the reposter: I have no idea how to say any of this and I’m sorry if text-to-speech doesn’t either. I’ll update this when I’m not busy.
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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FYI here’s the pin above it
April 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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BANANA LOCA #p4a (aka the pin arrived just before finals)
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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#news #movies sorry if y’all had to find out this way
April 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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My dice habits are getting out of hand I fear
Four sets of brightly colored dice.
April 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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[looks at my phone for a minute]
[sees the news]
Here. Have a badly drawn cat I made in my notes app. Hope it makes your feed a little better today.
A scribbled drawing of a white fluffy cat with gold and brown spots.
April 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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the Magnus Archives brain rot has caught up with me (translation in alt text) (this is still a WIP)
Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze
April 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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ok we’ll see if this works
April 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Oddly specific protest sign (would have more profanity but I am saving my energy for very direct jabs) #theholmwoodfoundation
A sign reading “anyways, I would rather be carrying a vampire’s severed head in a backpack with a low-key not super chill coworker while we’re both possessed by the ghosts of our dead bosses than WHATEVER THIS IS!
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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i was going to space these out throughout the week, but the brain worms struck (translation in alt text)
happy trans day of visibility (again) (we'll be here all week) (and month) (and year) (and for all eternity)
translation (pun absolutely not intended): "there is still time"
March 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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happy trans day of visibility @theholmwoodfnd.bsky.social here's a new mug for Jeremy!
A doodle of a mug with a trans flag on it that reads "NO BIGOTS." The doodle is surrounded by the slogan "jeremy supports trans rights" with a flat smiley face labeled "I'M FUCKING SMILING! -J.L.". There are also sparkle and heart doodles scattered around the border of the image.
March 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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heyooo little trans flyer that I give you all permission to print out as long as you don't remove the signature (signature-free version will prolly be up at some point for purchase but like i'm busy and all proceeds will go towards the trans lifeline when I do)
A poster with stars of different shapes and sizes painted on a muted blue, pink, and black background. Handwritten text on the left in all caps reads "Just like stars you can't replace us".
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
March 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Hey, so I’m in kind of a situation. There’s this one fabric I need for a cosplay (below) and it seems to be discontinued but available in some stores. I need 2 yards of it (not continuous cut). I got in contact with my mom to maybe get one near her, but I still need one more. Can anyone help?
A blue velvet fabric with small gold night sky motifs on it. It is available at Joann Fabrics, labeled “Blue Celestial Star On Velvet Fabric by The Witching Hour”.
February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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the ✨COSPLAY SKETCH✨ (will add alt text later) (and will color once I finish class)
February 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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not a follower yet but here’s today’s water bottle
A light pink water bottle with a graphic of a skier on it with text below that reads “Life is Good.)
February 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Happy WIP Wednesday! PFC update: 1 sleeve hole is half formed and I should be able to finish the back by next week.
February 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Well, now I have to make this-- OH FUCK, I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!
Another edited image of the Doofenschmirtz two nickels meme, this one reading "If I had a nickel for every time someone made the 'if I had a nickel' joke for the same two ads, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
February 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I don't know if anyone's made this yet, but Doof said it best.
An edited version of the Doofenschmirtz 2 Nickels meme with the caption edited to read, "If I had a nickel for ever time there was a flying facial hair ad at the Super Bowl, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice."
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM