If you could pick any fictional weapon to own what would it be and why?

Mine's acid, but it turns to jelly if I'm plushified.

It was a long time ago.

Middle or high school.

We'd totally forgotten about it. Or maybe we blocked it out.

It's really not.

I didn't even do scouts and I STILL ended up with summer camp baggage.

I mean, look at me. I'm a shussebora goat hybrid.

I'm not gonna judge you for being an animate cat plush. One of my best friends is an animate cat plush.

I also don't like losing all my experience upon death and having to go get it. Just have me lose like 25% or something.

I can see your point about consistency.

My main issue is their obsession with making everything feel slow.

Like yes, realistically, it would take a lot of effort to swing that sword. But this is a fantasy world where dragons and gods exist and I'd rather not be the only person subject to physics.

See, I like Isaac and Hades but not Elden Ring.

Like I vibe with what you're talking about here, I just think that games that don't have everything unlocked right away need to make the starting stuff full of quality of life things.

And Fromsoft treats quality of life like it's arsenic.

I keep seeing this artist, and while I know not who they are...

I want them to know their creations are very appreciated~

Okay, so what's the logic behind the superpowers in your setting? Is there like... a pattern to who gets what?

Time to chill.
*stretches*
Aaaaaaagh~!
(poof)
It's alright, moumantai~

It's basically "no problem," but it can be used in the sense of "there's no problem" to mean "take it easy."

It was a blessing from the animal spirit they venerated.

The spirit who had to be dragged off by their superior for punishment because THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FORM CULTS.

20th anniversary ed, I mean.

Ascension, 20th ed.

The party snuck into a small cult's HQ and killed its leader. He turned into an octopus thing.

Okay, now I'm curious about other animals.

Are boars pigging theirs?
What do goats do in theirs?
What about birds?