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The name Seth Jones will be on the Stanley Cup forever. Blackhawks twitter analysts are forever unvalidated.
June 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The name Seth Jones will be on the Stanley Cup forever. Blackhawks twitter analysts are forever unvalidated.
Have y'all's ever been born before?
June 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Have y'all's ever been born before?
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Remember when the internet was fun
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Remember when the internet was fun
Just took a quad shot from the bucks. Nothing. I feel nothing. Let me go back to bed.
May 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just took a quad shot from the bucks. Nothing. I feel nothing. Let me go back to bed.
I'm a really good listener, but a terrible understander.
May 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm a really good listener, but a terrible understander.
Y'all remember when Snapple had more than two flavors?
May 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Y'all remember when Snapple had more than two flavors?
Delivering pizza can be so emotionally draining. Have you ever been to a funeral and a birthday party on the same day?
May 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Delivering pizza can be so emotionally draining. Have you ever been to a funeral and a birthday party on the same day?
Confession: I actually enjoy making the people in the car behind me late for stuff.
May 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Confession: I actually enjoy making the people in the car behind me late for stuff.
Never trust anyone who gets to work early just to sit in their car for fifteen minutes before they go in.
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Never trust anyone who gets to work early just to sit in their car for fifteen minutes before they go in.
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We should all go test drive a Tesla, spend ALL day with a salesman, second test drive, negotiate, and then decide it just isn't for you.
March 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We should all go test drive a Tesla, spend ALL day with a salesman, second test drive, negotiate, and then decide it just isn't for you.
I just got nearly crushed head-on by a Tesla. Lady came to a full stop and gave me a wave as to say sorry. I zieged her ass good!!
March 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just got nearly crushed head-on by a Tesla. Lady came to a full stop and gave me a wave as to say sorry. I zieged her ass good!!
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Every day I move further away from god
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every day I move further away from god
Do you guys know how good it feels to whoop the shit out of a maga account in an online game? I'm undefeated against maga in smash lol.
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Do you guys know how good it feels to whoop the shit out of a maga account in an online game? I'm undefeated against maga in smash lol.
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if you die in a cybertruck you die in real life
January 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
if you die in a cybertruck you die in real life
Watching joker 2 and really enjoying. Fuck what the frat boys think.
January 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching joker 2 and really enjoying. Fuck what the frat boys think.
Not sure who needs to hear this, but FUCK. YOU.
January 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this, but FUCK. YOU.
Possibly the freshest mcnuggets I ever seen. They are actually brown omg 😭
January 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Possibly the freshest mcnuggets I ever seen. They are actually brown omg 😭
Can we just get rid of every holiday? I hate every last one of them lol
January 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Can we just get rid of every holiday? I hate every last one of them lol
What about Boob?
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What about Boob?
Driving for Domino's on NYE is nuts. I'm probably going to commit war crimes tonight.
January 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Driving for Domino's on NYE is nuts. I'm probably going to commit war crimes tonight.
I like dogs. But dog owners are the most annoying people in the world.
December 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I like dogs. But dog owners are the most annoying people in the world.
These are the breast
December 2, 2024 at 12:26 AM
These are the breast