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Big thanks to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert for featuring our story on HP Inc deliberately stalling support calls for 15-plus minutes

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February 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The new Secretary of Earth Defense:
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Wag comments on Reg story....

*AT THE WEYLAND YUTANI IT DEPARTMENT*

Newt: It’s the second Tuesday, we better take snapshots and check backups.

Ripley: what’s the big deal about second Tuesdays?

Newt: That’s mostly when they come, mostly.

reg.cx/4evY #patchtuesday
October 1, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Palo Alto Networks thought this would be a good idea at Black Hat

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August 14, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Pretty neat:

Alibaba Cloud has revealed in decent detail the design of an Ethernet-based network it created specifically to carry traffic for training LLMs – and has used in production for eight months

www.theregister.com/2024/06/27/a...
June 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
FYI: Free software champion Richard Stallman has revealed he is undergoing treatment for non-Hodgkin lymphoma, a form of cancer of the white blood cells. He said his prognosis is good

www.theregister.com/2023/09/29/r...
September 29, 2023 at 8:07 PM
In at least one Vietnamese town you can buy t-shirts that celebrate the thick snarls and loops of wire dangling from many of the nation's telegraph poles.

Whether or not there's beauty in this cabling chaos, telcos in Asia are burying the problem

More here: www.theregister.com/2023/08/28/u...
August 28, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Well done, India. Congrats on landing on the Moon as hoped

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August 23, 2023 at 9:47 PM
This is some pretty fun research: adding some carefully crafted gibberish to the end of a query to top AI chatbots can make them ignore their safety rules

https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/27/llm_automated_attacks/
July 28, 2023 at 8:30 PM