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TRUE AMERICAN dobie patriot!!

22M
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Dad!
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The King breaking in the reality-bending power-ups ✨👑
Late entry for #BowserDay
#sizesky #feetsky #macro #feet #animation
August 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The next bodybuilder comes courtesy of @tanithemewtwo.bsky.social ! This buffalo bodybuilder's been brainwashed more than most and he's still fighting it! Tough subject--but those bulging muscles, wow! Seems the contestant might be reaching a breaking point. He'll be mindless in no time!
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Makes you say 67 until you become completely brainrotted and cringe @w@
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
~~ EMOJI TF TIERLIST ~~

S: 😻 🤑 😵‍💫
A: 😎 😽 🤤 🤣 😍 🥰 😘 🤓 😈
B: 😜 😝 🤪 😋 😂 🥵 😳 🫤 🥳 😇 😏😒
C: 🤠 😱 😁😀 🥺 😡 🥶 👿 😫 😊
D: 😤🤕🤒😷😶‍🌫️🙂
F: 🤢 😗 🥸
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Hypnovember 2025 Day 3: Objectification

Scar needs stress relief during office hours. Thankfully Mufasa is happy to oblige, once he's in service mode of course! A few more weeks of hypnosis and Scar will be able to keep Mufasa "activated" all the time.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Imagining zapping cute boys with a ray that just says "PATRIOTIZE" and they become enormous, toxic, pussyhounding straight dudes that hate you on sight...
And make you them or kill you trying @/w/@
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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*Makes you an enormously smug bluejay that still likes me* :3
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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(2/2)
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you're a twink and you're NOT an anthropomorphized piece of heavy machinery you need to fix that STAT
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A reupload of my Peach Pup drawing, with a little bit extra! 🍑🐶
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Comm for @royalpoodle.bsky.social

Woof! Woof ruff broooof!!
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I wanna take a cute innocent boy and compliment him until his ego gets so big he's literally referring to himself as a god without a hint of irony...~

I wanna ruin cute boys!!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Currently thinking about candyfurs whose soles smell like those fruity scented markers...
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I really wish I had a dog nose. I can only imagine what feet smell like at that level of nasal sensitivity...
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Even if you try
Even if you desire it
YOU WILL NEVER REACH A CLIMAX

Keep rubbing those nulges in search of something that will never come, it only sinks you deeper into being a
PERFECT DOGGY
PERFECT WORKER
PERFECT DOGGY
PERFECT WORKER
September 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Group of raichu delinquents sneaking a thunder stone into class sweetheart pikachu's lunch to make him one of them
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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DK's attention is easy to catch, when you have the right tool

wonderful sketch done by @drewfy.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Turning into a big plushie Yamper, https://www.furaffinity.net/user/DiesVolt getting larger and smooshes Jetyl against his plushie pokemon posterior.
🍑🧸⚡

#KitsuneKitArt
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Turning into a toon kangaroo and anticipating the shoeburst with big bulky paws but instead you get big bulky cartoon sneakers bursting out.
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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awoo
May 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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After all these years, Percy has finally reached godhood!
Or at least something close to it 💙
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Golden paws...
Premium golden pawbs from the BIG jackal

For @lionpaws.bsky.social!
October 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I went a little crazy, don’t mind me 😅🧦
October 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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"Incoming, ya LOSER!"

(Fuggit, I'm posting this one early because I was really pleased with the way it came out and I'm delighted so many folks are thirsty for this foul-mouthed birdy <3)
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM