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The Red Scot
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California resident who has caught a tad bit of the ✨ GAY ✨, and by a tad bit I mean drenched with a super soaker
Libertarians are just conservative anarchists
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I can't wait for Christmas when NORAD shoots down Santa smuggling suspicious packages over international waters
September 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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getting my microplastics removed
August 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Gavin Newsom, if you can finally rid my district of Doug LaMalfa via gerrymandering, my vote will be forever yours
August 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
(Gillded Age Season 3 spoilers)
July 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Me: This chill Beach Camping de-stress vacation has been great. Huh, what's this phone notification I just got?

*See's CA Coast Tsunami warnings*
July 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I am begging the DNC, don't nominate Gavin Newsomlini. The guy is a shill, he took a fuckton of money from PG&E after they killed a bunch of old people, and let them get away scot free while hiking our rates.
July 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Put down the Marx, pick up the Mark Twain ⚒️
July 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
July 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
July 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
July 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.
June 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fellow econ chuds, who else is getting excited for Victoria 3 trade rework

forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/develo...
Client Challenge
forum.paradoxplaza.com
March 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
pwez can we have eggs 🇩🇰, 👉👈🥺, also can I haz 🇬🇱? 😽

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
US asks Denmark for help with egg crisis after bird flu causes shortage
The plea comes amid Donald Trump’s trade war and an outbreak of avian flu that has led to shortages and price rises
www.the-independent.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only
February 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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This is the closest thing to a military victory that America has experienced since 1991
Direct hit on the Sunset Fire in Hollywood. 🎯

Nice work, @lafd.bsky.social #LAFD c/o @nbcla.bsky.social 👨🏼‍🚒
January 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
What the hell am I supposed to feed them now
January 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I made a Star Wars Bounty Hunter comic
January 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.
December 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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The Vance persona was originally a character for Roger's "trailer park meth mom" persona, but one thing led to another
December 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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STAN: You're Vance?

ROGER: Guilty as chaaa-rged.

STAN: I'll ki—.

[Stan grabs Roger but sees two Secret Service nearby. He nervously backs away.]

STAN: Ha. Ha. Just a joke. Just... [whispering] Roger, how the hell did you become a Senator?

ROGER: Beats me. You accept one call from Ron Howard...
December 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
My cat has reached max comfort, and has entered the vibe dimension
December 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Great book, can't recommend it enough, I just need other people to read it so I can discuss it
December 7, 2024 at 4:33 PM