Akimbo Latte-Pawz
@theredguardian.bsky.social
"I really gotta put a lock for that door..."
Breed: Maine Coon/German Shepherd
Age: 19
Parody Owned by: @talentlessred.bsky.social
Breed: Maine Coon/German Shepherd
Age: 19
Parody Owned by: @talentlessred.bsky.social
"Man this summer went by quickly..."
August 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Man this summer went by quickly..."
"Good evening everyone!"
July 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Good evening everyone!"
"That'll be great! Stop by anytime you need someone man and I'll always be up for a chat!"
July 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"That'll be great! Stop by anytime you need someone man and I'll always be up for a chat!"
*his tail wags rapidly* "Yea! It would be cool if you came by! I usually work 9am-7pm and you can pretty much come by anytime!"
July 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
*his tail wags rapidly* "Yea! It would be cool if you came by! I usually work 9am-7pm and you can pretty much come by anytime!"
"I've been swell! Got fired from my delivery job... But got a new one as a barista!"
July 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"I've been swell! Got fired from my delivery job... But got a new one as a barista!"
"Sonacho! it's been a minute! how ya been buddy!"
July 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Sonacho! it's been a minute! how ya been buddy!"
*Akimbo would be hanging from a tree in kemono woods*
June 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*Akimbo would be hanging from a tree in kemono woods*
"what's up peeps!"
June 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"what's up peeps!"
"Hell yea dude!"
June 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Hell yea dude!"
"Yea he is! Known him since I was a kid! We've probably met each other through him because you do look familiar!"
June 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"Yea he is! Known him since I was a kid! We've probably met each other through him because you do look familiar!"
"We probably have somewhere! Do you know someone named Kaleb by chance?"
June 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"We probably have somewhere! Do you know someone named Kaleb by chance?"
"Ah yes, the gay month"
June 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Ah yes, the gay month"
(Interaction)
*akimbo would seen sleeping under a tree which seems to be slightly on fire...*
*akimbo would seen sleeping under a tree which seems to be slightly on fire...*
May 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
(Interaction)
*akimbo would seen sleeping under a tree which seems to be slightly on fire...*
*akimbo would seen sleeping under a tree which seems to be slightly on fire...*
"Would that be a bad thing? Though I don't necessarily like horror I'm usually interested in it!"
May 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Would that be a bad thing? Though I don't necessarily like horror I'm usually interested in it!"
"Aww don't be a party pooper man! I'm just joking! You're no fool just... Extremely.. Dull..?"
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Aww don't be a party pooper man! I'm just joking! You're no fool just... Extremely.. Dull..?"
*akimbo smirks* wellll... You are a April's Fool hehe!
May 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
*akimbo smirks* wellll... You are a April's Fool hehe!
"Let's say theoretically you were on break during a delivery run and you forgot to put the truck in park... Uhmm.... Where would it be at perchance..?"
May 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Let's say theoretically you were on break during a delivery run and you forgot to put the truck in park... Uhmm.... Where would it be at perchance..?"
"Hmm... Then would your.. Birthday be idiotic..?"
May 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"Hmm... Then would your.. Birthday be idiotic..?"
"Why say that?"
May 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Why say that?"
(Interaction thingamajig)
*Akimbo would be leaning on the side of a cafe building*
*Akimbo would be leaning on the side of a cafe building*
May 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
(Interaction thingamajig)
*Akimbo would be leaning on the side of a cafe building*
*Akimbo would be leaning on the side of a cafe building*
"One looks like a national threat, I like it!"
May 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"One looks like a national threat, I like it!"
*Akimbo would be sitting under a tree in the kemono woods forest, dozing off*
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*Akimbo would be sitting under a tree in the kemono woods forest, dozing off*
"Nothing like a good cat nap to sleep through the heat!"
May 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Nothing like a good cat nap to sleep through the heat!"