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B Nolan 😸
@theredactedbard.bsky.social
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weird lil dude since the 90s. devourer of musicals, horror, and video games; lover of many arts. he/they/fae 🏳️‍⚧️
va, singer, writer, streamer (The_ARES_Network (ttv))
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theredactedbard.bsky.social
Oh no, y'all.

The graboids have evolved again.
A screenshot of an Earth.com article with some kind of sensor-generated image showing a series of darker dots along a grid and colors showing different information of some kind. It is implied it is an image of the phenomena mentioned in the article title, but I will be honest: I do not know as I did not read the article. I just wanted to make this joke. The headline reads "Thousands of enormous holes discovered on the seafloor, evenly-spaced with (quote) "eerie regularity" (end quote).
May 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
Algorithms are a joke, y'all.
A photo of a Netflix search for horror comedy movies, which has included "The Princess Switch", "The Passion of the Christ", and a film called "Naked" that appears to be a romcom?
May 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
My three beverages and I wish you a very good Recording Your Auditions 😺
A photo of a large glass of lightly salted orange-flavored water because my POTS requires me to be extra salty, a large mug of tea with Pusheen the Cat and hearts on it, and a cup with a strawberry cream protein shake. A figurine of Pusheen the Cat wearing sunglasses and surfing peeks out between the cups.
April 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
And all I can feel in this moment, knowing that, is a bittersweet joy and gratitude that - even if not always visible - I have a mark from him that I'll carry always.
A close-up photo of a long-haired black cat with yellow eyes and big round pupils sits with his head resting on a grey amigurimi hedgehog figure with pink and blue beads for fidgeting with to represent the spines.
March 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
still very sick but wanted to paint my nails yesterday - however i also need to monitor my blood oxygen through being able to check the color of my nail beds so i did some powder/jinx-inspired tips w/flake holo b/c it looks like shiny rainbow shrapnel 🌈✨
A photo of my right hand, showing the nails painted with zig-zag tips in alternating cyan and fuschia linear holographic polish. There is a coat of flake holographic polish over the whole nail on top. The nail beds are still visible beyond where the tips are painted. A photo of my left hand, showing the nails painted with zig-zag tips in alternating cyan and fuschia linear holographic polish. There is a coat of flake holographic polish over the whole nail on top. The nail beds are still visible beyond where the tips are painted. A photo of my right hand, showing the nails painted with zig-zag tips in alternating cyan and fuschia linear holographic polish. There is a coat of flake holographic polish over the whole nail on top. The nail beds are still visible beyond where the tips are painted. This one is slightly out of focus to show off the holographic glitter through the bokehs of light. A photo of my left hand, showing the nails painted with zig-zag tips in alternating cyan and fuschia linear holographic polish. There is a coat of flake holographic polish over the whole nail on top. The nail beds are still visible beyond where the tips are painted. This one is slightly out of focus to show off the holographic glitter through the bokehs of light.
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
apparently because i didn't outright say that i painted this myself when i gave it to her, she thought i had bought a print or commission from someone haha anyway I can't blame her since the last art i did for her was this one of ares 12 yrs ago

anyway, yay progress
A digital drawing of Ares from Xena, shown in a slightly rough and sketchier style. He is shown shirtless with leather arm guards, black pants and boots, and is leaning against a marble pillar with one foot propped up against it with his arms crossed over his chest. He looks at the viewer with a casual grin.
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 PM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
my diehard xena fan mother-in-law loved the art I did and said she'd find a frame immediately so she could hang it in her office 😭💖 i'm so glad, and honestly i'm really proud of how it came out
A digital oil painting of a scene from the Heart of Darkness episode of Xena. It shows a close-up of Xena and Gabrielle close together as they dance in dim, warm light. The rim lighting and shadows on Gabrielle's face, and the way she softly caresses Xena's chin with the back of her hand, palm downward perpendicular to the ground, as well as their closed eyes all add a depth of sensual intimacy to the scene. tags: #Xena #XenaWarriorPrincess #Art #Fanart #XenaFanart #XenaGabrielle #GabrielleXena
December 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
I've barely played the game, but I have taken a lot of photos of him already #dav
A digital photograph from Dragon Age The Veilguard. It shows the subject, a white older man with medium-length greyish brown curly hair with a mustache and goatee. He is wearing a simple grey outfit with a wide red cloth belt at the waist. He floats (or more accurately falls with intention) in the air with rubble floating in a greyish void behind him. A digital photograph from Dragon Age The Veilguard. It shows the subject, a white older man with medium-length greyish brown curly hair with a mustache and goatee, with two party members: Lucanis and Bellara. The subject stands just off center of the frame, arm raised as he observes an object in his hand, with Lucanis to the viewer's left of him and Bellara to his right. They stand in a dimly lit old ruin with the golden yellow light of wall lamps illuminating the space behind them all. A digital photograph from Dragon Age The Veilguard. It shows the subject, a white older man with medium-length greyish brown curly hair with a mustache and goatee. He is in tattered adventurers attire while wielding a staff, which has green magic circling the blue jewel on the tip of the staff. Red leaves frame the bottom foreground while greyish green skies loom overhead and old stone ruins in the shape of arches frame the background of the shot. A digital photograph from Dragon Age The Veilguard. It shows the subject, a white older man with medium-length greyish brown curly hair with a mustache and goatee. He is in worn adventurers clothes with a staff stored on his back. He slides down a sandy slope.
November 18, 2024 at 4:00 AM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
heated blanket, give me your wisdom (warmth)
a close-up photo of the remote for a heated blanket, which shows through the illuminated red light that it is on high. rainbow bubbles from the filter overlay give a dreamy, whimsical feeling to the shot.
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
Are you a body horror fan looking for a new way to explore the subject? Like TTRPGs? Do you find the intersection of horror and sensuality interesting?

Please consider checking out my game The Giver's Contract! $5+ on ko-fi or itchio, or free if you're LGBTQ+ or financially struggling (dm me!)

🔗⬇️
Content warnings: Scopophobia, trypophobia, body horror A fleshy-looking canvas with title text in the center that reads "The Giver's Contract" in a handwritten serif font. At the lower left corner is an alternative interpretation of a "biblically accurate angel" or celestial being, where their head has turned into a disembodied floating eyeball with multiple irises around the sphere of the eye, multiple differently-shaped halos, and a small pair of wings. Further down, the body has no arms, another pair of wings, an exposed spine instead of an abdomen, and a pelvis that also doesn't appear to be attached to its legs. There are a small cluster of eyes on the angel's chest. Next to the angel is another humanoid creature who has an elongated skeleton and jagged, boney protrusions from the body. Two long protrusions form horn-like shapes from the skull as the subject seems to shrink away from the viewer. In the upper right, a moist, fleshy creature that appears to be a mass of sentient meat and eyes hangs from the top of the frame. It has no bones, and its slimy tentacle-like appendages seem to reach down towards the title text. In the lower right is another example, featuring a visual example of the opposite to the angels in this game. The demon archetype features a halo as well, but rather than glowing with light, it consumes it like a black hole. Two pairs of horns curl down from the subject's head, with extra eyes set between the horns on the forehead. The body is more recognizably human than the angel, with the only other irregularities being long, pointed ears and more eyes strewn here and there over the rest of the body below the neck. This is to show that they are more earthly than their supposedly holier counterpart.
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
he's got bread
a black cat cozy in a fluffy white, pink, and grey comforter with one of his arms resting over a plush pusheen the cat shaped as a baguette.
November 12, 2024 at 3:44 PM
theredactedbard.bsky.social
a few years ago i made a tevinter mage oc who is a gay widowed old man and I don't rp him in the game he was made for anymore but i like him a lot and in a few mins I'm going to throw him into davg /chinhands
November 8, 2024 at 11:12 PM