“My family doesn’t meet just anybody. I don’t want to waste my sister’s time meeting you” -Dave to his LITERAL FIANCE

my husband had the same problem, it was such a pain 😭😭 but once we got his paperwork ready to submit, his passport did come through really quickly! definitely worth the extra fee to expedite if you have the funds.

my mitsubishi mirage could handle that and it’s the size of a hotwheels

- anyone who describes themself as having “golden retriever energy” turns out to be a complete monster

- two women realize they’re both being lied to by the same man

- the reunion will have at once too many questions and somehow not enough ah the same time

I fucking love this show.

- at least one progressive woman compromises her morals for a “moderate” man who’s actually sexist and racist and doesn’t want to
come out and admit it

- multiple parties where it’s obvious the producers have been pressuring contestants to get drunk so there’s more drama

I actually cried reading this. Thank you for reminding us we’re not alone in the world. A lot of us feel like we are.