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The Real ZMAN
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We The People, Are In Charge
When We Decide To Be

You Are The One Person Army
It’s Up To You First
Then, Others Will Follow

There Will Be A Time

Prepare

They are………

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I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady sing the blues
I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right
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What’s the real story here?

I’ll tell you what it is

On YouTube, you’ll see that MAGA people are setting up fake packages, they’re installing cameras for TARGETING, arming up, TAPING IT ALL

letting their package sit outside for days as bait, hunting people

THIS IS AMERICA

TheRealZMAN
Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We need to fight like we’re at the Gates of Thermopylae

We need to stand against the Hoard

We need to prepare individuals for the time to come

They will try to black out the sun with their poison arrows, to kill us before battle

But we will withstand the onslaught

We will prevail

TheRealZMAN
300 - Fight In The Shade (FULL HD / 5.1 SURROUND)
YouTube video by Rasmus
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December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Careful People,
Soon Now
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Is it me or is she blinking in Morris code?

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TheRealZMAN
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Great headline

Girl lounging…..

More like girl passed the fuck out

Looks like someone slipped her a loungey 💊
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Pause
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
hikeitup.bsky.social

Is a Troll

Absolutely

So Sad

His nonsensical attacks are nothing but pointless, angry blather

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
hikeitup.bsky.social
hikeitup.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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You’re right dipshit

I’m busy

26 hours on, take a few hours off, and know nothing armchair warriors come out of everywhere to play pretend

That’s funny

You just got a laugh from the whole crew!!!
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Few of the right wing media will cover the 100 year Flood in Western Washington

Why?

Because Traitor Trump is going to deny FEMA aid to one of the more MAGA areas in Washington

Since Washington is a liberal state, he wants to punish us all collectively

Just like the Nazi fuck he is

TheRealZMAN
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Loading up my Pussy Wagon🙀 to save cats in the 100 year flood in Skagit Valley, Washington

5k Collapsible boats 🛶 ✅
3k Full medical kit ✅
2k Dive rescue gear ✅
2k Helicopter rescue web 4 air, hoisting livestock ✅
100k Mercedes 4 x 4 van✅

Trump denying FEMA in MAGA country?

Priceless

TRZM
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I’m in the middle of the 100 year flood right now in Skagit Valley, Washington

Trump is going to deny FEMA aid to try to hurt us.

Which is kind of funny

Seeing as the area I live in is one of the most MAGA areas in Western Washington, farmers & ranchers

This Is America 🇺🇸

FuckTrump

TheRealZMAN
Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Some of you might be too young to remember this

Somalians & Ethiopians coming to the US, has been a racist obsession for the GOP since the mid 90s

This is why Trump is so hyper focused

His dementia is causing him to focus on things from the past, like they’re happening in the present

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Heritage Foundation?

Really?

Pretty tough talk

1st thing to do is identify who approved writing this

Find out anybody connected to this statement

Make all that information public

Just so we know WHO EXACTLY to blame when the time comes

Wanna play dirty games?

Be Seeing You

TheRealZMAN
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Whew, that’s some lineup. Looks like Megyn Kelly finally got a seat on the D-list dais. And I wonder if Vance knows he’s playing second fiddle to a hankie…
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Can someone remind me the procedure around praying again?

I was thinking about a tornado 🌪️

But maybe a lightning storm ? ⛈️

And a hurricane

And electrified sharks falling from the sky 🦈⚡️

It’s been so long, I’m gonna have to look around for the manual
📖
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What did Rosie O’Donnell find in Ireland?

A nation half filled with these Jack holes

Conor McGregor

King of the leprechaun jack holes
Best friend to Trump
Philandering con man extraordinaire

I could’ve told her that, saved her the airfare✈️

Ireland 🇮🇪
largest Euro Nazi population

TheRealZMAN
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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My Top 3 Favorite John Cusack Movies

1. ROOM 1408
No BS! This is absolutely the scariest movie I have ever seen! And I have a 5,000 VHS tape collection!

It’s essentially a perfect Movie, I can’t think of anything I would change.

You have to watch the Alternate Endings though!
November 20, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Leave it to the New York Post to use imagery and words to make a perverse display of the Trump Administration Agenda!!

Coming hot lava, all over America

And Laugh!!!!!😂
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My nightly mocking of Trump and Chumps,

What a sad fart Scotty is
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Flood is almost upon us,
The Evacuation Continues

We’re getting the cat ambulance 🚑 ready, loaded with carriers.

Our Evac Van is ready to take ours

If the dikes fail, we’ll be doing all we can to rescue animals & people alike. We’re on call

Thanks for all your views

Be Seeing You!
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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“PLAINTIFF JOHNSON LOUDLY PLEADED WITH DEFENDANT TRUMP TO ‘PLEASE WEAR A CONDOM.’ DEFENDANT TRUMP RESPONDED BY VIOLENTLY STRIKING (HER) IN THE FACE WITH HIS OPEN HAND AND SCREAMING THAT HE ‘WOULD DO WHATEVER HE WANTED’… IN TEARS ASKED DEFENDANT TRUMP WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE HAD IMPREGNATED HER.”
“PRO-LIFE” AND “SAVE THE CHILDREN” HUH?

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT THEN.

“AFTER THE SEX ACT, BOTH MINORS WERE FORCED TO ORALLY COPULATE DEFENDANT TRUMP BY PLACING THEIR MOUTHS SIMULTANEOUSLY ON HIS ERECT PENIS… AFTER ZIPPING UP… PHYSICALLY PUSHED THE MINORS… ANGRILY BERATING THEM FOR THE ‘POOR’ QUALITY…”
May 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
MAGA psychotic Murder, Kyle Rittenhouse, is back in the media.

Here he is with his gun toting wife

How long before he gets his gun off again?

Probably the day after she serves him with separation papers

MAGA DIVORCE

I’m thinking about a year from now

TheRealZMAN

We have not forgotten you Kyle
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM