It’s true. I haven’t cured anything, or created great works of art. I’ve coasted for most of it and never really done what I wanted to do. Having said that, I’m not unhappy. Six. It’s not necessarily a bad thing.

He’s so thin though. And no, you’re far too polite, Doug.

Same. Stupid sexy programme.

We said that too! It really was bogwater for the most part, but sometimes, bogwater is what you need.

We thought it was wank until the last few episodes and then it got good. Too many cliches, though. And I can’t abide the way therapists are allowed to be portrayed crossing so many professional boundaries in things like this.
Anyway, he’s fit, so 8.5/10.

It’s either this or Only Fans, guys. And I promise you, this is the better option.

Or telling us that Vanessa Feltz is being investigated by the Met for comments she made on live TV.

We’re just waiting for the end now. Of the internet, I mean. Not us. Fucking hell.

Pope Halloumi IX

So so good

I HAVE A DOOZY

Chris Barrie thoroughly enjoyed meeting his namesake a few weeks ago. I was floating on air for days afterwards.

I’m obsessed with Dedra’s face.

Ours.

Not bad. I can’t compete, thankfully!

We’re all middle-aged now so really social media should just be a way for us to compare joint pain.

Hardly ever. I find myself being more depressed by it all every day! @dasmunch.bsky.social is a real king on here though.

This is bullshit. People only like Saturn because of its rings. But what exactly does it bring to the table in terms of skills?? It’s not fast like Mercury and or mega cool and toxic like Venus. It’s just pretty, and I think that says a lot about the vapidity of modern society.