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I don't demand purity from candidates.
As a kid, I hounded my mom for an answer to how Germany let Hitler happen until she finally threw up her hands & said, "I. Don't. Know."
I miss my parents terribly but am kinda glad they're missing the USA 45-shitshow
As a kid, I hounded my mom for an answer to how Germany let Hitler happen until she finally threw up her hands & said, "I. Don't. Know."
I miss my parents terribly but am kinda glad they're missing the USA 45-shitshow
Not only is Zac making America more homely,
Zac's a LONDONer stealing a seat in an USA uni.
British-Zac is also interfering in US politics by working for a GOPer's campaign.
Is UK-Zac going to vote illegally?
A Trump Admin said UK is no longer USA's friend.
Deport illegal, criminal UK-Zac, ICE.
Zac's a LONDONer stealing a seat in an USA uni.
British-Zac is also interfering in US politics by working for a GOPer's campaign.
Is UK-Zac going to vote illegally?
A Trump Admin said UK is no longer USA's friend.
Deport illegal, criminal UK-Zac, ICE.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Not only is Zac making America more homely,
Zac's a LONDONer stealing a seat in an USA uni.
British-Zac is also interfering in US politics by working for a GOPer's campaign.
Is UK-Zac going to vote illegally?
A Trump Admin said UK is no longer USA's friend.
Deport illegal, criminal UK-Zac, ICE.
Zac's a LONDONer stealing a seat in an USA uni.
British-Zac is also interfering in US politics by working for a GOPer's campaign.
Is UK-Zac going to vote illegally?
A Trump Admin said UK is no longer USA's friend.
Deport illegal, criminal UK-Zac, ICE.
Anybody with two brain cells to rub together, which, obviously, excludes you.
Pro-war twits who claimed Trump was the "pro-peace" candidate but now champion war because good little goosesteppers musn't question Dear Leader.
Pro-war twits who claimed Trump was the "pro-peace" candidate but now champion war because good little goosesteppers musn't question Dear Leader.
June 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Anybody with two brain cells to rub together, which, obviously, excludes you.
Pro-war twits who claimed Trump was the "pro-peace" candidate but now champion war because good little goosesteppers musn't question Dear Leader.
Pro-war twits who claimed Trump was the "pro-peace" candidate but now champion war because good little goosesteppers musn't question Dear Leader.
My favorite part of coattail-rider Mikey Lee kvetching about legal academia is that Rex E. Lee, Mike's super-fit, super-thin, super-fan-of-running DADDY, was the inaugural dean of BYU's law school...and later became the president of the entire university.
Can anyone say daddy issues?
Can anyone say daddy issues?
April 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My favorite part of coattail-rider Mikey Lee kvetching about legal academia is that Rex E. Lee, Mike's super-fit, super-thin, super-fan-of-running DADDY, was the inaugural dean of BYU's law school...and later became the president of the entire university.
Can anyone say daddy issues?
Can anyone say daddy issues?
Same.
Where did loudmouth George Clooney go?
He had sooooo much to say last year about President Biden.
He and Nancy helped elect Trump & President Musk.
May G & N personally experience the pain they unleashed.
Where did loudmouth George Clooney go?
He had sooooo much to say last year about President Biden.
He and Nancy helped elect Trump & President Musk.
May G & N personally experience the pain they unleashed.
March 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Same.
Where did loudmouth George Clooney go?
He had sooooo much to say last year about President Biden.
He and Nancy helped elect Trump & President Musk.
May G & N personally experience the pain they unleashed.
Where did loudmouth George Clooney go?
He had sooooo much to say last year about President Biden.
He and Nancy helped elect Trump & President Musk.
May G & N personally experience the pain they unleashed.
What Charlie boy Kirk lacks in teeth size (they are sooo teeny tiny), he makes up for with a substantial pair of moobs--almost a C-cup.
Junior weeps because, once again, he can't measure up to daddums or to a younger "influencer." That's not to say that Jun's B-cup moobs aren't girlishly impressive.
Junior weeps because, once again, he can't measure up to daddums or to a younger "influencer." That's not to say that Jun's B-cup moobs aren't girlishly impressive.
February 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What Charlie boy Kirk lacks in teeth size (they are sooo teeny tiny), he makes up for with a substantial pair of moobs--almost a C-cup.
Junior weeps because, once again, he can't measure up to daddums or to a younger "influencer." That's not to say that Jun's B-cup moobs aren't girlishly impressive.
Junior weeps because, once again, he can't measure up to daddums or to a younger "influencer." That's not to say that Jun's B-cup moobs aren't girlishly impressive.
Of ALL the Elon baby mamas, Ashley thought SHE would be the special baby mama.
Nope.
She's just another Mush castoff who can no longer lecture others about monogamy & family values.
Did Ash think she was going to get rich from the child support?
Should've talked to Grimes before the turkey baster.
Nope.
She's just another Mush castoff who can no longer lecture others about monogamy & family values.
Did Ash think she was going to get rich from the child support?
Should've talked to Grimes before the turkey baster.
February 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Of ALL the Elon baby mamas, Ashley thought SHE would be the special baby mama.
Nope.
She's just another Mush castoff who can no longer lecture others about monogamy & family values.
Did Ash think she was going to get rich from the child support?
Should've talked to Grimes before the turkey baster.
Nope.
She's just another Mush castoff who can no longer lecture others about monogamy & family values.
Did Ash think she was going to get rich from the child support?
Should've talked to Grimes before the turkey baster.
Lee Greenwood?
Has-been or, really, barely-was extraordinaire and LAWYER wife of JD Vance? 😆
It's exactly the low quality of people I'd expect from the talent-free Donald Trump. Hilariously sad.
Has-been or, really, barely-was extraordinaire and LAWYER wife of JD Vance? 😆
It's exactly the low quality of people I'd expect from the talent-free Donald Trump. Hilariously sad.
February 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Lee Greenwood?
Has-been or, really, barely-was extraordinaire and LAWYER wife of JD Vance? 😆
It's exactly the low quality of people I'd expect from the talent-free Donald Trump. Hilariously sad.
Has-been or, really, barely-was extraordinaire and LAWYER wife of JD Vance? 😆
It's exactly the low quality of people I'd expect from the talent-free Donald Trump. Hilariously sad.
And for the last however many years you spun every story to be as negative about HRC, then Biden, then Harris all b/c your boy do-nothing Bernie blew it, & now you bitch that the jackass you helped win 2x is destroying America. You need some serious self-reflection about YOUR part in this mess.
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And for the last however many years you spun every story to be as negative about HRC, then Biden, then Harris all b/c your boy do-nothing Bernie blew it, & now you bitch that the jackass you helped win 2x is destroying America. You need some serious self-reflection about YOUR part in this mess.
Oh, so NOW government-data reports are wrong?
How convenient for Leon Mush & his booger-picking shusher.
How convenient for Leon Mush & his booger-picking shusher.
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oh, so NOW government-data reports are wrong?
How convenient for Leon Mush & his booger-picking shusher.
How convenient for Leon Mush & his booger-picking shusher.
And yet Bernie has never fully fought for these policies.
He stole Medicare for All--name & concept--from a Black congressman who'd been championing it for years.
Bernie didn't even co-sponsor the bill but was happy to steal it w/o attribution.
Sanders finally sponsored a bill in 2016. Convenient.
He stole Medicare for All--name & concept--from a Black congressman who'd been championing it for years.
Bernie didn't even co-sponsor the bill but was happy to steal it w/o attribution.
Sanders finally sponsored a bill in 2016. Convenient.
February 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And yet Bernie has never fully fought for these policies.
He stole Medicare for All--name & concept--from a Black congressman who'd been championing it for years.
Bernie didn't even co-sponsor the bill but was happy to steal it w/o attribution.
Sanders finally sponsored a bill in 2016. Convenient.
He stole Medicare for All--name & concept--from a Black congressman who'd been championing it for years.
Bernie didn't even co-sponsor the bill but was happy to steal it w/o attribution.
Sanders finally sponsored a bill in 2016. Convenient.
I do not watch CNN, but did they lose their minds when MTGreen showed a picture of Hunter Biden's penis during one of her congressional diatribes?
CNN anchor's outrage is selective & feels performative. Gotta keep those MAGAtty CNN overlords happy. She'd rather sell out than find a respectable job.
CNN anchor's outrage is selective & feels performative. Gotta keep those MAGAtty CNN overlords happy. She'd rather sell out than find a respectable job.
February 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I do not watch CNN, but did they lose their minds when MTGreen showed a picture of Hunter Biden's penis during one of her congressional diatribes?
CNN anchor's outrage is selective & feels performative. Gotta keep those MAGAtty CNN overlords happy. She'd rather sell out than find a respectable job.
CNN anchor's outrage is selective & feels performative. Gotta keep those MAGAtty CNN overlords happy. She'd rather sell out than find a respectable job.
A world savior? Nah.
A Musk savior.
All of Musk's actions benefit himself.
Let's not credit him with any noble aspirations because he is a self-serving rat.
A Musk savior.
All of Musk's actions benefit himself.
Let's not credit him with any noble aspirations because he is a self-serving rat.
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A world savior? Nah.
A Musk savior.
All of Musk's actions benefit himself.
Let's not credit him with any noble aspirations because he is a self-serving rat.
A Musk savior.
All of Musk's actions benefit himself.
Let's not credit him with any noble aspirations because he is a self-serving rat.
Jen sure had a lot of negative bullshit to say about Biden & Dems before the election but now clutches pearls about Yamtits & Musk?
Liberal hypocrites are the most annoying of the colossal cadre of MSM hypocrites.
Liberal hypocrites are the most annoying of the colossal cadre of MSM hypocrites.
February 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Jen sure had a lot of negative bullshit to say about Biden & Dems before the election but now clutches pearls about Yamtits & Musk?
Liberal hypocrites are the most annoying of the colossal cadre of MSM hypocrites.
Liberal hypocrites are the most annoying of the colossal cadre of MSM hypocrites.
Is he friends with MAGAt pedo Josh Duggar?
Apparent pedophilia-enablers & -supporters Jim-Bob & Michelle must love this "Christian" pedo-pastor.
Apparent pedophilia-enablers & -supporters Jim-Bob & Michelle must love this "Christian" pedo-pastor.
February 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is he friends with MAGAt pedo Josh Duggar?
Apparent pedophilia-enablers & -supporters Jim-Bob & Michelle must love this "Christian" pedo-pastor.
Apparent pedophilia-enablers & -supporters Jim-Bob & Michelle must love this "Christian" pedo-pastor.
Gosh, it would be nice if you gave as much of a damn about democracy, Jakey boy, as you do a football game.
You started enabling & glorifying Yamtits in 2015 while trashing Biden & every other Dem.
You're either MAGAt to your core or you are a coward who did whatever Fox-lite CNN told you to do.
You started enabling & glorifying Yamtits in 2015 while trashing Biden & every other Dem.
You're either MAGAt to your core or you are a coward who did whatever Fox-lite CNN told you to do.
February 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gosh, it would be nice if you gave as much of a damn about democracy, Jakey boy, as you do a football game.
You started enabling & glorifying Yamtits in 2015 while trashing Biden & every other Dem.
You're either MAGAt to your core or you are a coward who did whatever Fox-lite CNN told you to do.
You started enabling & glorifying Yamtits in 2015 while trashing Biden & every other Dem.
You're either MAGAt to your core or you are a coward who did whatever Fox-lite CNN told you to do.
Especially love this for super-MAGAt Brittany Mahomes & Patrick's super-MAGAtty mother Randi.
Both brought Yamtits' loser juju to the Chiefs along with the kicker, the owner, hand-shaking Chris Jones & enabler Kelce, and Patrick & the Chiefs got destroyed.
Delicious & hilarious!
Reap & sow, Chiefs.
Both brought Yamtits' loser juju to the Chiefs along with the kicker, the owner, hand-shaking Chris Jones & enabler Kelce, and Patrick & the Chiefs got destroyed.
Delicious & hilarious!
Reap & sow, Chiefs.
February 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Especially love this for super-MAGAt Brittany Mahomes & Patrick's super-MAGAtty mother Randi.
Both brought Yamtits' loser juju to the Chiefs along with the kicker, the owner, hand-shaking Chris Jones & enabler Kelce, and Patrick & the Chiefs got destroyed.
Delicious & hilarious!
Reap & sow, Chiefs.
Both brought Yamtits' loser juju to the Chiefs along with the kicker, the owner, hand-shaking Chris Jones & enabler Kelce, and Patrick & the Chiefs got destroyed.
Delicious & hilarious!
Reap & sow, Chiefs.
Sad for those who didn't vote for Yamtits, but those who did are in their Find Out phase, and I love this for them.
Learn not to believe the liar or vote for those who openly hate you.
Their selfish, stupid MAGAt votes hurt so many more people than just their own. They got what they voted for.
Learn not to believe the liar or vote for those who openly hate you.
Their selfish, stupid MAGAt votes hurt so many more people than just their own. They got what they voted for.
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sad for those who didn't vote for Yamtits, but those who did are in their Find Out phase, and I love this for them.
Learn not to believe the liar or vote for those who openly hate you.
Their selfish, stupid MAGAt votes hurt so many more people than just their own. They got what they voted for.
Learn not to believe the liar or vote for those who openly hate you.
Their selfish, stupid MAGAt votes hurt so many more people than just their own. They got what they voted for.
Did NOT watch a single second of the Super Bowl & haven't watched one of the Super Bowl ads.
Love that the MAGA-loving Chiefs got destroyed, and Donald's presence resulted in the Chiefs huge loss. Hilarious!
Congratulations, Eagles.
Love that the MAGA-loving Chiefs got destroyed, and Donald's presence resulted in the Chiefs huge loss. Hilarious!
Congratulations, Eagles.
February 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Did NOT watch a single second of the Super Bowl & haven't watched one of the Super Bowl ads.
Love that the MAGA-loving Chiefs got destroyed, and Donald's presence resulted in the Chiefs huge loss. Hilarious!
Congratulations, Eagles.
Love that the MAGA-loving Chiefs got destroyed, and Donald's presence resulted in the Chiefs huge loss. Hilarious!
Congratulations, Eagles.
I can't keep straight all of the idiot MAGAt morons who took money from Russia.
Is Benny one of them or did the Russians consider his influence too anemic to subsidize?
MAGAts don't have the advanced vocabulary to understand Kendrick's lyrics.
Is Benny one of them or did the Russians consider his influence too anemic to subsidize?
MAGAts don't have the advanced vocabulary to understand Kendrick's lyrics.
February 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I can't keep straight all of the idiot MAGAt morons who took money from Russia.
Is Benny one of them or did the Russians consider his influence too anemic to subsidize?
MAGAts don't have the advanced vocabulary to understand Kendrick's lyrics.
Is Benny one of them or did the Russians consider his influence too anemic to subsidize?
MAGAts don't have the advanced vocabulary to understand Kendrick's lyrics.
I love THIS for the KC Chiefs--the MAGAt-loving morons who absorbed loser-Trump's losing energy.
Special thanks to Brittany Mahomes (you helped destroy Patrick...great wife), mama Randi, idiot kicker, idiot owner & MAGAt-enabler Travis Kelce. Way to love on Trump who attacked your girlfriend.
Special thanks to Brittany Mahomes (you helped destroy Patrick...great wife), mama Randi, idiot kicker, idiot owner & MAGAt-enabler Travis Kelce. Way to love on Trump who attacked your girlfriend.
February 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love THIS for the KC Chiefs--the MAGAt-loving morons who absorbed loser-Trump's losing energy.
Special thanks to Brittany Mahomes (you helped destroy Patrick...great wife), mama Randi, idiot kicker, idiot owner & MAGAt-enabler Travis Kelce. Way to love on Trump who attacked your girlfriend.
Special thanks to Brittany Mahomes (you helped destroy Patrick...great wife), mama Randi, idiot kicker, idiot owner & MAGAt-enabler Travis Kelce. Way to love on Trump who attacked your girlfriend.
Absolutely love his for the KC Chiefs.
Congrats, Eagles. JHurts & the Chiefs-crushing Eagles defense destroyed MAGAt Mahomes.
You dominated the MAGAt-tainted Chiefs.
Good job, Brittany Mahomes.
Yamtits brought his loser energy to the Chiefs, & you deserve every bit of blame for it. Mama Randi, too.
Congrats, Eagles. JHurts & the Chiefs-crushing Eagles defense destroyed MAGAt Mahomes.
You dominated the MAGAt-tainted Chiefs.
Good job, Brittany Mahomes.
Yamtits brought his loser energy to the Chiefs, & you deserve every bit of blame for it. Mama Randi, too.
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Absolutely love his for the KC Chiefs.
Congrats, Eagles. JHurts & the Chiefs-crushing Eagles defense destroyed MAGAt Mahomes.
You dominated the MAGAt-tainted Chiefs.
Good job, Brittany Mahomes.
Yamtits brought his loser energy to the Chiefs, & you deserve every bit of blame for it. Mama Randi, too.
Congrats, Eagles. JHurts & the Chiefs-crushing Eagles defense destroyed MAGAt Mahomes.
You dominated the MAGAt-tainted Chiefs.
Good job, Brittany Mahomes.
Yamtits brought his loser energy to the Chiefs, & you deserve every bit of blame for it. Mama Randi, too.
Bc they're the dumbest of the dumb who comfort themselves by claiming to be voting their conscience.
Dem candidates aren't perfect, so they'll vote for do-nothing Stein or vote against their own interests for Trump then come crying that Dems aren't doing enough to undo the shit idiot voters caused.
Dem candidates aren't perfect, so they'll vote for do-nothing Stein or vote against their own interests for Trump then come crying that Dems aren't doing enough to undo the shit idiot voters caused.
February 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Bc they're the dumbest of the dumb who comfort themselves by claiming to be voting their conscience.
Dem candidates aren't perfect, so they'll vote for do-nothing Stein or vote against their own interests for Trump then come crying that Dems aren't doing enough to undo the shit idiot voters caused.
Dem candidates aren't perfect, so they'll vote for do-nothing Stein or vote against their own interests for Trump then come crying that Dems aren't doing enough to undo the shit idiot voters caused.