Uncle Mike
@therealunclemike.bsky.social
💙 Veteran, musician, coach, humanist, liberal, Gen X. Embracing life one beat at a time. DFW 💙
Who's spewing this blasphemy?
a bald man with a beard and the words stop it ok on the bottom
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December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Who's spewing this blasphemy?
Not the brolet! Sis, you in time out! 🤣🤣🤣
a man in a suit and tie says timeout in white letters
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December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Not the brolet! Sis, you in time out! 🤣🤣🤣
WTF is THAT??? Hope bro didn't pay for that!
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
WTF is THAT??? Hope bro didn't pay for that!
He ain't gone like the video when he sees that slap. 🥴
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
He ain't gone like the video when he sees that slap. 🥴
That's so wrong, Sis! Funny as shit...but so wrong! 🤣
a woman is laughing while holding a cup of coffee with the words zeus @adore above her
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December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That's so wrong, Sis! Funny as shit...but so wrong! 🤣
Slapped into a 90 degree angle got me weak. 🤣🤣🤣
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Slapped into a 90 degree angle got me weak. 🤣🤣🤣
Bro pee'd a little before he went unconscious. 🤭
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bro pee'd a little before he went unconscious. 🤭
Two chops to da throat!
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December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Two chops to da throat!
Party at Katie's spot! 🎉
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Party at Katie's spot! 🎉
Dammit! Somebody else had a Chrimmuh, too?
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Dammit! Somebody else had a Chrimmuh, too?
Brontosaurus burger? I'm in.
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Brontosaurus burger? I'm in.
This is definitely a dilly-dallying and lollygagging kinda fit! 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is definitely a dilly-dallying and lollygagging kinda fit! 🥰
Oh damn. Not the BBL consciousness.
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh damn. Not the BBL consciousness.
Hopefully good shit like Sable or Uncle Nearest or Sir Davis.
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hopefully good shit like Sable or Uncle Nearest or Sir Davis.
Bruh would be calling relatives to post his bail fa sho!
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bruh would be calling relatives to post his bail fa sho!
This made me laugh out loud... literally!
December 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This made me laugh out loud... literally!
TIL about the booty blicky! A whole word... pardon the pun.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
TIL about the booty blicky! A whole word... pardon the pun.
Same guy who was out there knocking shit over.
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Same guy who was out there knocking shit over.
Oh damn. Not Jesus conjuring. 😳
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh damn. Not Jesus conjuring. 😳