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Wait, I’m thinking of Instant Family. I have no idea what this movie is.
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
are they gonna adopt more kids???
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*Siri starts playing Creed*
October 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yeah, it’s a five star masterpiece right up until it absolutely whiffs the ending.
October 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It got pulled from the lineup. I heard that it got a distribution deal that was contingent on it not playing CIFF. No idea if that’s true or not.
October 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is their Blood Diamond.
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is this the new Jarmusch movie?
October 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Downtown Austin is never more empty than during Red River Weekend.
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I assume Accidentally in Love from Shrek 2 is at the top of the list, and the rest kind of writes itself from there.
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yeah, I feel like he needed to ask at least one followup question to that.
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The guy in Black Christmas was a feminist ally who loved his girlfriend. That’s why he was always calling her.
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Basically every significant tv drama. I’ve never watched Lost or 24 or The Bear or Severance. I’ve watched the first episode of Succession twice and none of the rest of it.
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I really think that if Taylor hadn’t fucked things up for it, that number would have been more like $15 million.
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If I was no longer able to watch Jarhead (one of Gyllenhaal’s best performances and some of Deakins’ best work) I’d write a song about it too.
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i always love when I get to flex my Pam Grier knowledge in Cinematrix.
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Rats can play Boggle?
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I also think that Warner Bros. will have more incentive to push Battle as their Best Picture winner than Sinners. But I could also see Hamnet and Battle splitting Picture and Director.
September 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
September 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Not remotely. On twitter he’s justifying and endorsing the Kimmel firing.
September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Genuinely, the two people I most want to hear from about this are Gutfeld and Adam Carolla.
September 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Alright, it’s my turn to pick the next book for the book club I’m in, and I think I just found it.
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Have you read ‘Look at Me’ by Jennifer Egan? I remember liking that quite a bit.
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
One of the reasons is that he ordered steak at the restaurant, while Hitler was a vegetarian (just like some liberals are!)
September 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
After the recent Supreme Court decision, the irs should have been able to go in there and arrest all of them under the assumption that a group of white guys in suits are probably all tax evaders.
September 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM