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Smi
@therealsmi.bsky.social
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New album “Trapped In My Nightmares” coming 2025
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I'm so envious of Canada. Imagine getting to pick your next leader and one of the choices isn't a batshit crazy, stupid sociopath . . .
March 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
All of y’all who ever caused me pain, I hope you’re happy
December 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I’ll never understand why I’m so hard to love but I can find a thousand reasons why I’m loading up this gun.
December 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
December 14, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The trash you made up about me in your head is the only memory you will have of my existence and that’s tragic. For you.
December 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I love when I smoke weed cuz now when something sad happens to me I just giggle it off like “damn nigga that would happen to you” 🤣
December 9, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Im going to become a ghost now.
Don’t be alarmed
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Don’t be mad at me Switches. Can you blame me? Y’all don’t even speak to me anymore. So I went and found a new home. I will always be a Switch tho almost like I was born a Switch. I’m just the black sheep of the family 😂
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Like literally they are gonna be kicking it with us for 3 days straight and staying with us. Is this real life? 😍😍

AND they said THEY CANT WAIT 🫶🏽
December 6, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I still cannot believe the actresses in my new gay fandom who play the couple we’re all obsessed with are coming to Disneyland with me just because I asked and they WANT to. With MFS, we have to go through other ppl just to reach the cast. I’ll always be a Switch but this new fandom has stolen my 💙
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Time for some more #MotherlandFortSalem quote cards.
November 29, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I have a video of my coworker on patrol yesterday chasing down these 3 teenagers that broke into the building and he yells “THIS WHAT I GOTTA DO ON THANKSGIVING?! GOBBLE GOBBLE MY ASS!”
a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and laughing .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and laughing .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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And yet the leader of this insurrection walked free — and returned to run the government he tried to overthrow
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I think I found my people 🫶🏽🫶🏽
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
@rayllainq.bsky.social how do we get our group chat back lol
November 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
In case anyone been wondering where I been all weekend. I’m on cloud 9 cuz I got to chat and have fun with my newest celeb crush 😂 she even agreed to hit up Disneyland with me and some friends 😂
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Taylor Hickson has saved my life for the 2nd time now. She sent me the sweetest video and told me to hang on in these times when I feel like unaliving myself. Her advice was exactly what I needed. The world is so much better with her in it 🫶🏽
November 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
In the last 24 hours, I got my most recent celeb crush to agree to go to Disneyland with me 😱
November 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
#Switches, remember when we were the only ones we knew with Bluesky and we had to have an invite? 😂 #MotherlandFortSalem #SaveMotherlandFortSalem
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Cleansing the timeline 💛
November 21, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Bruh there’s no MAGAts over here. It’s like we all died and went to Heaven in the sky 😂
November 21, 2024 at 11:04 AM
TC
November 21, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I legit just remembered to take my antibiotic only because I saw this post 😂 oopsie
Turns out I have another sinus infection
November 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
November 19, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Turns out I have another sinus infection
November 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM