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So...
Outnumbered by a factor of 1000 to 1?
Outnumbered by a factor of 1000 to 1?
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
So...
Outnumbered by a factor of 1000 to 1?
Outnumbered by a factor of 1000 to 1?
My grandfather was a chiropractor. He quit because he was reprimanded for sending a patient to a regular doctor for an infection. He said "it doesn't matter how much I align someone's back, that doesn't kill germs."
He became an insurance salesman. Said it was a more honest living.
He became an insurance salesman. Said it was a more honest living.
January 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My grandfather was a chiropractor. He quit because he was reprimanded for sending a patient to a regular doctor for an infection. He said "it doesn't matter how much I align someone's back, that doesn't kill germs."
He became an insurance salesman. Said it was a more honest living.
He became an insurance salesman. Said it was a more honest living.
Carpeteria...
January 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Carpeteria...
I'm pretty sure the correct answer is ACAB...
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm pretty sure the correct answer is ACAB...
Imma send in the dogs to flesh out the birds.
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Imma send in the dogs to flesh out the birds.
Also meet Alan Thicke at the Moreno Valley Denny's. He and his entourage showed up around 3am, heading to LA from Palm Springs. Dude ate ketchup on his pancakes. Offered to sign autographs. Our buddy Brandon said "we're not really fans." Weirdly, he'd worked with our waitress. Longer story there...
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Also meet Alan Thicke at the Moreno Valley Denny's. He and his entourage showed up around 3am, heading to LA from Palm Springs. Dude ate ketchup on his pancakes. Offered to sign autographs. Our buddy Brandon said "we're not really fans." Weirdly, he'd worked with our waitress. Longer story there...
Pulled in to a gas station in Moreno Valley CA. Looked over and saw Maria Shriver pumping gas into a Hummer. This was just after news of Arnold's affair broke. She saw me and looked panicked. I just nodded and kept pumping gas. She smiled and did the same. I think she was happy being ignored.
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Pulled in to a gas station in Moreno Valley CA. Looked over and saw Maria Shriver pumping gas into a Hummer. This was just after news of Arnold's affair broke. She saw me and looked panicked. I just nodded and kept pumping gas. She smiled and did the same. I think she was happy being ignored.
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December 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Had to take a polygraph for a job. Guy asked before I took it "do you think polygraphs are accurate and useful?"
No.
"Why not?"
Because I can read, and they've been thoroughly debunked, and any given test is entirely subjective on the examiner's part.
Passed with no issues. No lies detected.
No.
"Why not?"
Because I can read, and they've been thoroughly debunked, and any given test is entirely subjective on the examiner's part.
Passed with no issues. No lies detected.
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Had to take a polygraph for a job. Guy asked before I took it "do you think polygraphs are accurate and useful?"
No.
"Why not?"
Because I can read, and they've been thoroughly debunked, and any given test is entirely subjective on the examiner's part.
Passed with no issues. No lies detected.
No.
"Why not?"
Because I can read, and they've been thoroughly debunked, and any given test is entirely subjective on the examiner's part.
Passed with no issues. No lies detected.
Maybe they just need to print California Compliant Magazines.
Only 1 column per issue, with no more than 10 paragraphs.
Only 1 column per issue, with no more than 10 paragraphs.
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Maybe they just need to print California Compliant Magazines.
Only 1 column per issue, with no more than 10 paragraphs.
Only 1 column per issue, with no more than 10 paragraphs.
Interestingly enough, I happen to know a lot about that phenomonon...
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December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Interestingly enough, I happen to know a lot about that phenomonon...
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Maybe they'll set themselves on fire during the send off...
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Maybe they'll set themselves on fire during the send off...
So we're saying that Putin likes to rattle his old rusty saber while fantasizing about a Russian empire?
Too bad he doesn't spend more time doing that in the privacy of his home, instead of invading his neighbors.
Too bad he doesn't spend more time doing that in the privacy of his home, instead of invading his neighbors.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So we're saying that Putin likes to rattle his old rusty saber while fantasizing about a Russian empire?
Too bad he doesn't spend more time doing that in the privacy of his home, instead of invading his neighbors.
Too bad he doesn't spend more time doing that in the privacy of his home, instead of invading his neighbors.
Contact... Not constant.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Contact... Not constant.
That's definitely correct. I'm seeing so much stuff from people I block immediately. Facebook sucks, but there are people there I can only constant through it.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That's definitely correct. I'm seeing so much stuff from people I block immediately. Facebook sucks, but there are people there I can only constant through it.
20... Fax machine was last year. My mortgage company thinks it's the 1800s.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
20... Fax machine was last year. My mortgage company thinks it's the 1800s.
Dude's got more ribbons than the officer's bleachers at a Russian military parade.
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Dude's got more ribbons than the officer's bleachers at a Russian military parade.
"The War on Christmas will not end until Christmas withdraws from its illegal occupation of November!"
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"The War on Christmas will not end until Christmas withdraws from its illegal occupation of November!"
Just grabbed it.
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Just grabbed it.