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Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social , I tuned in to watch the World Cup Draw, not two grown men fellating each other on live television...

#FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The fact that I pay for 10 sports channels between all the TSN and Sportsnet channels in my TV plan but can't watch the MLS playoffs is so weird to me...
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Actual footage of Clay Higgins during the House vote on releasing the #epsteinfiles
nay
YouTube video by oug
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November 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Fight! Fight! Fight!

#mlb #worldseries #BlueJays #LADodgers
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
West Coast is Best Coast because you can watch the 17th inning and it's not an ungodly hour (yet..)

#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Maybe Jake Tapper will write a book about his cognitive decline when it's profitable to grow a backbone
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech:

#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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October 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick...

#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Incredible week for Albania finding out that:

- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan

What a rollercoaster.
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tonight feels like the night before a snow day...just waiting to hear if classes will be cancelled in the morning
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The European Leaders group chat is gonna be lit tonight...
August 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Kamchatka with the trifecta of earthquake, tsunami, and volcano eruption.

Up next? Frogs.
July 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The man has brains like Swiss cheese and the fact that I don't have to clarify who I'm talking about says everything you need to know.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A B-2 pilot walked up to me, big pilot, strong pilot, tears running down his pilot face.

"Sir! Why doesn't the failing @nytimes.com and @cnn.com think about my feelings when saying we didn't obliterate #Fordow? I dropped my big bombs perfectly and the least they can say is that I'm a good boy"
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Going on any social media today

#muskvstrump #musk #trump #darkesttimeline
a man sitting in front of a window with blinds
ALT: a man sitting in front of a window with blinds
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June 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can we ask the #BelowDeck franchise to stop this whole "slow motion in every third scene" thing they're pushing on us???

Please.

#BravoTV #Slice
June 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'm sorry but are these two surprised that the stripper they met in the strip club gave them a fake name?

#90DayFiance #TLC #90DF
May 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"An American Pope in Rome" sounds like the most unlikely sequel to "An American Warewolf in Paris" but I I'm here for it

#Pope #PopeLeo
May 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Did they "Weekend at Bernie's"ed the Pope for this meeting with JD Vance? Or was it such an unpleasant experience that it literally killed the Pope? I honestly can't think of a third explanation

#Pope #JDVance
April 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"Mr. President. A second Signal chat just got leaked online"

#Signal #hegseth #houthis
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
First they came for the migrants,
And I was like "oh, phewww, I thought they're coming for me for a sec, good thing I'm not a migrant and this does not affect me now or later in some unforseen turn of events"
Trump plans to fine migrants $998 a day for failing to leave after deportation order
The Trump administration plans to apply the penalties retroactively for up to five years, which could result in fines of more than $1 million, a senior Trump official said.
www.nbcnews.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
As an Iranian, I gotta say this is exactly what Mahdi sounds like:

- we can't drink in Iran or the government murders us
- I've never seen my mom and Dad hug
- date nights are a new concept to me
- what if have to go back to Iran and the government arrests me?
- what is a stop sign?

#90dayfiance
eeyore from winnie the pooh sits in the dirt next to a disney junior sign
ALT: eeyore from winnie the pooh sits in the dirt next to a disney junior sign
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April 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Literally every second of the Wheel of Time

#WheelofTime
a man is asking what is going on
ALT: a man is asking what is going on
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April 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM