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Michael Schatz
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Well, can you prove he DIDN'T keep the hurricanes away? Checkmate, nerd.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's this still available? Will you take $5 and also deliver it to me?
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I wonder how many times since the GH opened that something like that has happened...
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Matt Minglewood
Robert Plant
Pink Floyd
Kings of Leon
Kaleo
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
He probably found it in a dumpster while walking into the stadium. I saw him perform with a plastic kid's guitar once.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"I just hope we win a game!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Holy Grail
Shaun of the Dead
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Jacket cover colour...
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I hear Frederictonians are particularly surly, and the worst drivers on the planet as well.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The trailer looks painful.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jon Krakauer...
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's a killer, but his writing...

“He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Road. I think about that book all the time.

“Then they set out along the blacktop in the gunmetal light, shuffling through the ash, each the other's world entire.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think we just missed you… Dawn desperately wanted Christmas Darth, but I had to put my foot down.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Looking sharp. Keep up the good work. Good luck with everything.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trimmed the beard. Good move.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Have fun!
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What was your original plan for the backup treats? 👀
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We empty nesters recently replaced our 10-year-old, 6 cylinder family truckster with a 4 cylinder PHEV. Most of our driving is done in town and we don't visit the gas station anymore unless a road trip was involved.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We made it to 8pm
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
While I'm not the biggest Nick Cave fan, this song played during Tommy Shelby's wedding and I was hooked.
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Have you heard "Breathless" by Nick Cave?
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM