Santa Claus
@therealsanta.bsky.social
Working year round for you 🎅🎄
Let’s spread love and joy, together.
Let’s spread love and joy, together.
Midnight pee and then back to bed.
🥱😴
🥱😴
February 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Midnight pee and then back to bed.
🥱😴
🥱😴
Time for a nap 😴
December 26, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Time for a nap 😴
Merry Christmas! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎄
I’m going to need some coffee today
December 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I’m going to need some coffee today
Guys!!! 🚨
I NEED HELP! If you have a few dollars to spare for bail!
I NEED HELP! If you have a few dollars to spare for bail!
December 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Guys!!! 🚨
I NEED HELP! If you have a few dollars to spare for bail!
I NEED HELP! If you have a few dollars to spare for bail!
Everyone be good for Santiiiii Claws 🦞
December 13, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Everyone be good for Santiiiii Claws 🦞
I love when the doggies come see me 🎅
Yes, our sixteen-and-a-half-year-old dog still believes in Santa Claus.
December 11, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I love when the doggies come see me 🎅
*spits hot cocoa*
Hold on now
Hold on now
Don’t blame Rudolph. Santa was the dick in the story!
December 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
*spits hot cocoa*
Hold on now
Hold on now
What Christmas movie should I watch next? ⛄️ 🎥 🍿
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
What Christmas movie should I watch next? ⛄️ 🎥 🍿
Just bought these for my ‘Elf’ watch party! HO HO HO!
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Just bought these for my ‘Elf’ watch party! HO HO HO!
It’s December 1st
Repost so you can help me get in touch with bluesky believers. I need their help with Christmas this year!
Repost so you can help me get in touch with bluesky believers. I need their help with Christmas this year!
December 1, 2024 at 4:31 PM
It’s December 1st
Repost so you can help me get in touch with bluesky believers. I need their help with Christmas this year!
Repost so you can help me get in touch with bluesky believers. I need their help with Christmas this year!
Harley and I Really go back and forth. Nice list. Naughty. Nice. Naughty. She’s a good kid. I feel like she’ll have my back when time comes.
A Harley Quinn Special!
Harley and the Birds of Prey save Santa! Original cast! And bring David Ayer back to Direct his Harley Quinn!
#HarleySavesSanta #ReleaseTheAyerCut
Harley and the Birds of Prey save Santa! Original cast! And bring David Ayer back to Direct his Harley Quinn!
#HarleySavesSanta #ReleaseTheAyerCut
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Harley and I Really go back and forth. Nice list. Naughty. Nice. Naughty. She’s a good kid. I feel like she’ll have my back when time comes.
It happens to everybody at one point or another
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It happens to everybody at one point or another
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
The joy on your faces is what makes it all so worth it. ♥️
November 29, 2024 at 9:05 AM
The joy on your faces is what makes it all so worth it. ♥️
November 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I keep your information on used napkins with coffee stains on them.
I'll bet Santa isn't storing your data securely.
November 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I keep your information on used napkins with coffee stains on them.
Weird Al is on the Nice list permanently 🎅
November 28, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Weird Al is on the Nice list permanently 🎅
You don’t need her stank ass
🎄my christmas list 🎄:
- my ex
that’s it, that’s all santa 😪
- my ex
that’s it, that’s all santa 😪
November 27, 2024 at 2:24 AM
You don’t need her stank ass
Repost if you’re not afraid to say I’m real
November 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Repost if you’re not afraid to say I’m real
Reposted by Santa Claus
JJ, you’ll get that McRib you asked for.
November 26, 2024 at 2:30 PM
JJ, you’ll get that McRib you asked for.
Remember, today is a beautiful day. You have you. People love you. People are so happy you’re around.
November 25, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Remember, today is a beautiful day. You have you. People love you. People are so happy you’re around.
If you repost this post and tag a naughty friend, I’ll put them on the nice list. I’ve never done this before.
I have my phone ready.
I have my phone ready.
November 25, 2024 at 2:13 AM
If you repost this post and tag a naughty friend, I’ll put them on the nice list. I’ve never done this before.
I have my phone ready.
I have my phone ready.
What from your childhood would you like to get this Christmas?
November 24, 2024 at 4:16 PM
What from your childhood would you like to get this Christmas?