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Samantha Baars 💖
@therealsambaars.bsky.social
170 followers 570 following 29 posts
Critics have compared me to, “Dr. Seuss in a morgue,” said I’m, “too awake,” and called me, “an activist freak and a fool.” I say that's too generous. ✨💖😈
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Went around the world and back looking for who asked you. 💅🏻🌎
Ok imagine a giant inflatable Earth that I’m just starting to circumnavigate. This is an installation outside the Kennedy Center in D.C., where the grass is green and lush and the sky is kinda gray. Me and Earth are in the background of the pic. In the foreground is my friend Emily’s baby hound Jane, a German shorthaired pointer that everyone on real Earth wants to stop and pet. She has her tongue out, a chocolate brown head, and the rest of her is speckled. The birddog is fucking stoked about a squirrel off camera while I have this bird’s eye view of inflatable Earth. I don’t know what Jane is thinking about, but I’m thinking about whether aliens lock their doors when they drive past our planet. I would.
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Hi to my 94 followers only. Hope you are enjoying your day. 💖
It’s me! I’m waving hi to you! And today it’s all about a gray tank and cardigan from the waist up, baby! Wait. Do I have a lazy eye?
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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What’s up this weekend? I think you should order yourself a cherry blossom latte. 🌸
I can’t even fucking believe this cup of frothy pink coffee topped with a white foamy heart just starting to fade into its warmth…………………..
March 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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What’s going on underground near you?
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Hi to my 56 followers only! Love you! 💖😈✨
The devil wears pink. A messy blonde with white skin and a pink top is surprised by the matching pink horns sticking out of her noggin. Unfortunately they are only drawn onto the image. Wait, how did she see them?
February 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Hi to my 12 followers, I love y’all so much! Like this post if you support West Virginia as a concept.
There’s a cute girl with straight blonde hair, blue eyes, and pink lips smiling at me but all I can see is her massive forehead. The subject’s sweatshirt suggests she supports West Virginia as a concept.
February 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Here’s to dusting the snow off our paws and getting back to work.
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Hi to our 6 followers!
A fat orange cat winks into the camera. A blonde woman wearing spectacles and the biggest blue sweatshirt you’ve ever imagined holds the pussycat. The woman is barely surviving being eaten alive by her massive blouse and aims a peace sign at the camera like it’s 2007. Why is her cat winking?
February 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM