TheRealRajko
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Absurd satire stories about MAGA, conspiracy theories and zombies 🧟🧟♀️🧟♂️.
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MAGA Chronicles: Days of Humiliation and Thanksgiving
S02E11: American Zombie Series – Hunger Games Edition
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The #billionaires say "thanks for giving Mr. President", while the middle class and the poor are forced to practice humiliation and fasting. The American #zombie economy is eating itself alive, and when the #Antichrist rises, we can only dream about #Mar-a-Lago burning to the ground. Enjoy the story
The #billionaires say "thanks for giving Mr. President", while the middle class and the poor are forced to practice humiliation and fasting. The American #zombie economy is eating itself alive, and when the #Antichrist rises, we can only dream about #Mar-a-Lago burning to the ground. Enjoy the story
MAGA Chronicles: Days of Humiliation and Thanksgiving
S02E11: American Zombie Series – Hunger Games Edition
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December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The #billionaires say "thanks for giving Mr. President", while the middle class and the poor are forced to practice humiliation and fasting. The American #zombie economy is eating itself alive, and when the #Antichrist rises, we can only dream about #Mar-a-Lago burning to the ground. Enjoy the story
I wonder who is gonna realize first they are up against a fascist system #ezraklein or #joerogan. This is gonna be a tough race. But my bets are on Rogan I guess ...
September 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I wonder who is gonna realize first they are up against a fascist system #ezraklein or #joerogan. This is gonna be a tough race. But my bets are on Rogan I guess ...
“Lastly, to my friend Charlie Kirk … rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla.” - Kash Patel, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
Read here: Turning Point Valhalla, a #memorial to freedom of speech and democracy in America:
Read here: Turning Point Valhalla, a #memorial to freedom of speech and democracy in America:
MAGA Chronicles: Turning Point Valhalla
S02E09: Freedom of Speech Memorial Edition
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September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“Lastly, to my friend Charlie Kirk … rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla.” - Kash Patel, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
Read here: Turning Point Valhalla, a #memorial to freedom of speech and democracy in America:
Read here: Turning Point Valhalla, a #memorial to freedom of speech and democracy in America:
After this despicable monster is finally in hell, his name will be shamed all over the country. No one will name their child Donald anymore, and everyone with the last name Trump will try to get rid of it and not pass it on to their children, just like with the name Adolf Hitler in Germany.
September 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
After this despicable monster is finally in hell, his name will be shamed all over the country. No one will name their child Donald anymore, and everyone with the last name Trump will try to get rid of it and not pass it on to their children, just like with the name Adolf Hitler in Germany.
Trump's executive order to punish the American flag burning is another insidious attempt to divide Americans even further. Apart from the freedom of speech issues, the administration makes it seem as if they are the protectors of the American values, while actually they are the ones destroying it.
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Trump's executive order to punish the American flag burning is another insidious attempt to divide Americans even further. Apart from the freedom of speech issues, the administration makes it seem as if they are the protectors of the American values, while actually they are the ones destroying it.
Am I the only one who thinks of #bdsm when #karolineleavitt scolds and gaslights reporters? Will America submit under #fascist rule and even find sexual pleasure in it? And why is #leavitt a better #domina than #kristinoem?
Read my #shortstory set in #CECOT, inspired by the #bible to find out:
Read my #shortstory set in #CECOT, inspired by the #bible to find out:
MAGA Chronicles: Cemetery of the Living Dead
S02E08: American Zombie Series - 120 days in CECOT
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August 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Am I the only one who thinks of #bdsm when #karolineleavitt scolds and gaslights reporters? Will America submit under #fascist rule and even find sexual pleasure in it? And why is #leavitt a better #domina than #kristinoem?
Read my #shortstory set in #CECOT, inspired by the #bible to find out:
Read my #shortstory set in #CECOT, inspired by the #bible to find out:
Great episode of the podcast of the #ezrakleinshow
Is Israel Committing Genocide in Gaza? | The Ezra Klein Show
YouTube video by The Ezra Klein Show
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August 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Great episode of the podcast of the #ezrakleinshow
And Trump's bitch of the week award 🏆 goes to ...
Tim Apple 👏👏👏. Congratulations. Well deserved.
Tim Apple 👏👏👏. Congratulations. Well deserved.
From the CringeTikToks community on Reddit: Chat, is this corruption in brought daylight in front of everyone's faces?
Explore this post and more from the CringeTikToks community
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August 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
And Trump's bitch of the week award 🏆 goes to ...
Tim Apple 👏👏👏. Congratulations. Well deserved.
Tim Apple 👏👏👏. Congratulations. Well deserved.
What if the Epstein list topic is just another distraction from an even darker topic: the crimes against humanity committed in Gaza?
July 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
What if the Epstein list topic is just another distraction from an even darker topic: the crimes against humanity committed in Gaza?
New short story dropped:
As President Trump's power weakens (Epstein anyone?), shadowy forces plot to seize the king's throne.
#shortstory #satire #horror #zombies #Trump #JDVance #LauraLoomer
As President Trump's power weakens (Epstein anyone?), shadowy forces plot to seize the king's throne.
#shortstory #satire #horror #zombies #Trump #JDVance #LauraLoomer
MAGA Chronicles: The Pale King
S02E07: An Epitaph
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July 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
New short story dropped:
As President Trump's power weakens (Epstein anyone?), shadowy forces plot to seize the king's throne.
#shortstory #satire #horror #zombies #Trump #JDVance #LauraLoomer
As President Trump's power weakens (Epstein anyone?), shadowy forces plot to seize the king's throne.
#shortstory #satire #horror #zombies #Trump #JDVance #LauraLoomer
Does TACO chicken out when it comes to releasing the Epstein list?
July 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Does TACO chicken out when it comes to releasing the Epstein list?
I guess only a great recession or a great war can distract from the Epstein files anymore. Which one is it Mr Truth Social?
July 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I guess only a great recession or a great war can distract from the Epstein files anymore. Which one is it Mr Truth Social?
The war between #ElonMusk and #Trump might go on for a long, long time...
I've written a short dystopian sci-fi story about it. #AI #Zombies #Epstein ... Everything scary included.
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I've written a short dystopian sci-fi story about it. #AI #Zombies #Epstein ... Everything scary included.
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MAGA Chronicles: The Final Frontier
S02E06: Total War Timeline
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July 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh now it makes sense! It's not that the Jews control the world like the far-right conspiracy theories want you to believe. It's the other way around: The western world controls the Jews. We are responsible.
youtu.be/tpbKeLYCoVg?...
youtu.be/tpbKeLYCoVg?...
Why the West Supports Israel, No Matter What
YouTube video by BadEmpanada
youtu.be
July 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Oh now it makes sense! It's not that the Jews control the world like the far-right conspiracy theories want you to believe. It's the other way around: The western world controls the Jews. We are responsible.
youtu.be/tpbKeLYCoVg?...
youtu.be/tpbKeLYCoVg?...
It's official: Stephen Miller identifies as a lizard person!
Check out my new story from the magaverse on substack
#stephenmiller #lizardpeople #reptiloid #zombies #ICE #maga #satire #shortstory #whitehouse #presspool #karolineleavitt #davidicke #gonzo #freedomofspeech #huntersthompson
Check out my new story from the magaverse on substack
#stephenmiller #lizardpeople #reptiloid #zombies #ICE #maga #satire #shortstory #whitehouse #presspool #karolineleavitt #davidicke #gonzo #freedomofspeech #huntersthompson
MAGA Chronicles: Fear and Loathing in the White House Press Pool
S02E05: Special Freedom of Speech Edition
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May 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It's official: Stephen Miller identifies as a lizard person!
Check out my new story from the magaverse on substack
#stephenmiller #lizardpeople #reptiloid #zombies #ICE #maga #satire #shortstory #whitehouse #presspool #karolineleavitt #davidicke #gonzo #freedomofspeech #huntersthompson
Check out my new story from the magaverse on substack
#stephenmiller #lizardpeople #reptiloid #zombies #ICE #maga #satire #shortstory #whitehouse #presspool #karolineleavitt #davidicke #gonzo #freedomofspeech #huntersthompson
Crazy crystal ball prediction: a week or two after the impeachment will be successfully averted by Trump, the stock market will crash massively, because the artificial inflation that was added to support the president before the impeachment will not be needed anymore.
#impeachment #trump
#impeachment #trump
May 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Crazy crystal ball prediction: a week or two after the impeachment will be successfully averted by Trump, the stock market will crash massively, because the artificial inflation that was added to support the president before the impeachment will not be needed anymore.
#impeachment #trump
#impeachment #trump
From now on the dickheads decide whom the US makes deals with
May 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
From now on the dickheads decide whom the US makes deals with
After reading the Guardian article "The rise of end times fascism" last week, I was inspired to create this masterpiece here.
It's an absurd satirical story from the Chinese CCP perspective on the trade war and the death cult that is the Trump administration.
Enjoy!
It's an absurd satirical story from the Chinese CCP perspective on the trade war and the death cult that is the Trump administration.
Enjoy!
MAGA Chronicles: Death Cult Inc. (Part 1)
S02E04 Review: April 10–28, 2025
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April 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
After reading the Guardian article "The rise of end times fascism" last week, I was inspired to create this masterpiece here.
It's an absurd satirical story from the Chinese CCP perspective on the trade war and the death cult that is the Trump administration.
Enjoy!
It's an absurd satirical story from the Chinese CCP perspective on the trade war and the death cult that is the Trump administration.
Enjoy!
I read on Wikipedia a bit about the CECOT prison in El Salvador.
Nobody has ever been released from there and they are not planning for that either.
Google for "mystery mound" if you can stomach to see some sickening shit. Well, I guess at least they have bibles in every cell.
Nobody has ever been released from there and they are not planning for that either.
Google for "mystery mound" if you can stomach to see some sickening shit. Well, I guess at least they have bibles in every cell.
April 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I read on Wikipedia a bit about the CECOT prison in El Salvador.
Nobody has ever been released from there and they are not planning for that either.
Google for "mystery mound" if you can stomach to see some sickening shit. Well, I guess at least they have bibles in every cell.
Nobody has ever been released from there and they are not planning for that either.
Google for "mystery mound" if you can stomach to see some sickening shit. Well, I guess at least they have bibles in every cell.
In China history repeats
April 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In China history repeats
Are you winning already?
#MAGA #satire #liberationday #signalgate #zombies #krasnov #nsfw #fertilizationpresident
Check out the new MAGA show review:
#MAGA #satire #liberationday #signalgate #zombies #krasnov #nsfw #fertilizationpresident
Check out the new MAGA show review:
MAGA Chronicles: Fertilization Day
S02E03 Review: March 24 – April 10, 2025
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April 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Are you winning already?
#MAGA #satire #liberationday #signalgate #zombies #krasnov #nsfw #fertilizationpresident
Check out the new MAGA show review:
#MAGA #satire #liberationday #signalgate #zombies #krasnov #nsfw #fertilizationpresident
Check out the new MAGA show review:
Looking at my feed, I seemed to have developed a slight obsession with Karoline Leavitt recently...
Ok, this is the last one,for a while, I promise.
Ok, this is the last one,for a while, I promise.
April 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Looking at my feed, I seemed to have developed a slight obsession with Karoline Leavitt recently...
Ok, this is the last one,for a while, I promise.
Ok, this is the last one,for a while, I promise.
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🐂💩 Barbie KaroLIEne LIEvitt - Ask a question and hear her lie.
April 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🐂💩 Barbie KaroLIEne LIEvitt - Ask a question and hear her lie.
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NEW: The Tessler Folswaggon model SS with new ketamine engine.🚗
Comes with right-wing drive and blitz charging, instead of indicators you can use arm signals. 🙋🏼
Comes with right-wing drive and blitz charging, instead of indicators you can use arm signals. 🙋🏼
April 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
NEW: The Tessler Folswaggon model SS with new ketamine engine.🚗
Comes with right-wing drive and blitz charging, instead of indicators you can use arm signals. 🙋🏼
Comes with right-wing drive and blitz charging, instead of indicators you can use arm signals. 🙋🏼
#maga #liberationday #tariffs #economy
Liberals: Wtf, Trump's tariffs are destroying American economy!
Karoline Leavitt:
Liberals: Wtf, Trump's tariffs are destroying American economy!
Karoline Leavitt:
April 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
#maga #liberationday #tariffs #economy
Liberals: Wtf, Trump's tariffs are destroying American economy!
Karoline Leavitt:
Liberals: Wtf, Trump's tariffs are destroying American economy!
Karoline Leavitt: