Later. At this point in time, and for several hours before I can even contemplate consuming the sausage-maybe-not-sausage in front of me, I must read and decipher the complex wording supplied with said product so I might make a truly informed decision. I am aiming for 60:40 certainty, minimum.

I take displeasure, sir, at your assumption non-English consumers are less intelligent than their English counterparts. I can assure you, from great experience, the English can be just as dim as everyone else, if not considerably more so.

True. True. I have seen non-meat plant-based vegetarian burgers with big green leaf logos on the packaging for decades and I just stand there, ears bleeding, searching for help.

Phew. I feel for those who buy meat because they want meat only to find out what they have bought is not meat. Reading words is hard.

Reminds me of an Ernst Haeckel illustration