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President Trump (Parody)
@therealpotus.bsky.social
The 45th and 47th President of the United States.

🚨THIS IS A PARODY, I HATE DONALD TRUMP🚨
THAT IS NOT MY MEAT!

DONT BELIEVE THE LIES!
February 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
THE WOKE LEFT IS TRYING TO STEAL MY ACCOUNT!

DONT LET THEM!
November 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Can someone get this grown man away from me
November 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
DONT BELIEVE THE LIES!

JD IS ALIVE AND WELL!
November 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
TRANS RIGHTS ARE IMPORTANT!
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
JOE HAS SWEATY HANDS!

COULDNT BE ME!
November 14, 2024 at 4:06 PM
SLEEPY JOE CANT BEAT ME IN THIS ELECTION!
November 12, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I AM REMOVING SLEEPY JOE’S FORTNITE SKIN!
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
The left has been blocking me from tweeting. Every time I click post, I can feel the woke mind virus infecting me.
November 12, 2024 at 3:22 AM
THE LEFT HAS STOLEN ANOTHER ELECTION!

STORM THE CAPITOL!
November 11, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I regret to inform you all that this is the last post you will see from me, Joseph R. Biden.

The next president is, as you all know, Donald J. Trump.

All posts from this point forward will be coming straight from his brainium.
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Since the release of my character in the popular children’s game Fortnite, I’ve been playing quite a bit.

It disturbs me how many children on the game speak about “cranking 90s”

I hope in the future, parents will learn to teach children not to speak about inappropriate subjects like masturbation.
November 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I apologize for my inactivity. Jill and I have been going through a rough patch in our marriage, due to my “relations” with @therealdjt.bsky.social

I can assure the American people that Donald and I have had no relations further than being friends.
November 1, 2024 at 2:57 AM
What does this mean?
October 24, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I would like to bring attention, to my close friend Donald’s new Bluesky account.

Follow him @therealdjt.bsky.social
October 24, 2024 at 12:49 PM
70 years of a very happy marriage. A VERY happy marriage. We have no issues whatsoever.

Peace and love, J.B.
October 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Hey America. I’m sorry that my close friend Donald acted the way he did. We have our moments, but we must stay united as a country.

Peace and love,
J.B.
October 24, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Donald and I went out again last night.

We had a great time.

🍆
October 24, 2024 at 10:54 AM
I like my polling stations accessible bruh.
October 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
My marketing team has informed me that to appear more “cool” in the eyes of younger audiences, I should include emojis at the end of every post.

😡
October 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I too can relate to this image. However, we must not forget that in America, the light of democracy always shines through.
October 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Donald sent me this lovely image tonight.

If you feel inclined to do so, I would like some help deciphering what exactly this image means.
October 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I am excited to announce that this November, I will be joining the roster of the popular children’s game, Fortnite.

I hope that this partnership will encourage Fortnite players around the world to engage in political discourse.
October 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Donald and I had an amazing time tonight.

We’re heading home now.

All I can say is that Unity is ahead for the American people.
October 22, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Today- I had the pleasure of meeting with the 39th president of the United States, Jimmy Carter.

We discussed his decision to cast his vote for Kamala Harris this year.
October 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM