Pietz
@therealpietz.bsky.social
Sarcasm is my first language, grower of grass, part time pizzaiolo .
Close match of king of the shell!!
July 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Close match of king of the shell!!
Is she Hacksaw’s Daughter? Spitting image, no?
April 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Is she Hacksaw’s Daughter? Spitting image, no?
Best selfie ever!!!!!!!!
March 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Best selfie ever!!!!!!!!
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Two more inches to the right. Just two more inches to the right.
February 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Two more inches to the right. Just two more inches to the right.
Seems like this uncertainty with Tesla stock and new Tariffs and countries dropping Teslas from their markets. This volatility will most likely make the banks that Elmo Lindell uses with his personal loans to be called in. Awwe the worlds next bankrupt billionaire. Delicious #DefundMusk
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Seems like this uncertainty with Tesla stock and new Tariffs and countries dropping Teslas from their markets. This volatility will most likely make the banks that Elmo Lindell uses with his personal loans to be called in. Awwe the worlds next bankrupt billionaire. Delicious #DefundMusk
Dallas Cowboys are hiring cheerleaders for next season. Tell him try outs are in a month. It should give him enough time to shine up his white gogo boots.
February 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dallas Cowboys are hiring cheerleaders for next season. Tell him try outs are in a month. It should give him enough time to shine up his white gogo boots.
Including his junk. The mushroom man.
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Including his junk. The mushroom man.
And this guy is a dick taster.
February 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And this guy is a dick taster.
Hey followers could you extend my gratitude to Premier Trump of the 11th Province, now called South Canada. I officially annex the former United States since you were FUCKING DOMINATED tonight. We will take your concession in the morning.
February 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hey followers could you extend my gratitude to Premier Trump of the 11th Province, now called South Canada. I officially annex the former United States since you were FUCKING DOMINATED tonight. We will take your concession in the morning.
This is what happens to Kings
February 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is what happens to Kings
Well since we are renaming things, I’m changing her name to Whoren Blobert. Seems more appropriate.
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Well since we are renaming things, I’m changing her name to Whoren Blobert. Seems more appropriate.
Yes. Let’s get medieval on his ass. Too much?
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yes. Let’s get medieval on his ass. Too much?
His new nickname fro now until his own half mast will be. Donald “half mast” Trump. It is fitting as it matches his other descriptions of being a half assed, half wit.
January 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
His new nickname fro now until his own half mast will be. Donald “half mast” Trump. It is fitting as it matches his other descriptions of being a half assed, half wit.
Is he looking for a visit from Luigi?
December 25, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Is he looking for a visit from Luigi?
The only Tower that has significance during the holiday season is Nakatomi, and it is lit up.
December 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
The only Tower that has significance during the holiday season is Nakatomi, and it is lit up.
Just a reminder to his FATNESS OF SLOB A LAGO. You are a convicted felon, you are not eligible to cross the Canadian border, this explains your 51st state nonsense because you know who’s the better nation. Have another cheeseburger and a bucket of KFC, let Nature take it’s course troglodyte.
December 22, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Just a reminder to his FATNESS OF SLOB A LAGO. You are a convicted felon, you are not eligible to cross the Canadian border, this explains your 51st state nonsense because you know who’s the better nation. Have another cheeseburger and a bucket of KFC, let Nature take it’s course troglodyte.
Just two more inches to the right and none if us would have to hear or see this garbage from the Mangolorian.
December 22, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Just two more inches to the right and none if us would have to hear or see this garbage from the Mangolorian.
It’s called the Manzere!!!!!
December 21, 2024 at 11:48 PM
It’s called the Manzere!!!!!
If my pet ape looked like Klan Mom, I would wash and shave it’s ass and teach it to walk backwards.
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
If my pet ape looked like Klan Mom, I would wash and shave it’s ass and teach it to walk backwards.
Check out these bad boys, straight outta my brick oven that I built.
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Check out these bad boys, straight outta my brick oven that I built.
Me too, and I built the oven it was cooked in. Feels good doesn’t it.
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Me too, and I built the oven it was cooked in. Feels good doesn’t it.