Not sure why more people haven't seen 'Underwater'. Honestly one of the best deep sea horror/suspense movies EVER. I will fight you.

Some days I want to quit my job. Then I remember tacos aren't free, so I begrudgingly put on pants and 'do the right thing'. Ugh.

I'm not sure exactly how someone's preferred pronoun affects anyone, other than the need to remember it going forward? The new pope got a whole new name and no one batted an eye so I know we have the capacity to shift gears in this context.

How dare you, "The Gate"? How dare you end with no closure? Did the parents come home? Was the house cleaned up? I HAVE QUESTIONS

I just got to work and I already need a nap, a snack, and a time out. I think I'm doing this right.

The energy I plan to bring to any event I'm invited to this year, should I actually attend, will be 'vaguely off-putting'. I have faith in myself.

There are times when I feel like I've got things figured out. And by things, I mean which way my pants go on. #aimhigh #leggings

A wheel of brie, no matter how large, is always exactly four servings. I will not be taking questions.

It's Friday the 13th and sunny. What a perfect day to cause a ruckus. Who's in?