Matt Hobbs (he/him)
@therealnooshu.bsky.social
• ex-Head of Frontend Development @ Government Digital Service (GDS).
• Passionate about #webperf & F1.
• Cancer survivor (grade 3 brain cancer, I named Gary).
• Don't blame my employer for the dumb things I say.
• https://hachyderm.io/@TheRealNooshu
• Passionate about #webperf & F1.
• Cancer survivor (grade 3 brain cancer, I named Gary).
• Don't blame my employer for the dumb things I say.
• https://hachyderm.io/@TheRealNooshu
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Tim on stage to kick off Performance Now! @perfnow.nl #perfnow
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Tim on stage to kick off Performance Now! @perfnow.nl #perfnow
I think something has gone a little wrong for "Which?" on their Google search results 😬 JS error, maybe? or "application/ld+json"? Can't see any mention of it in the source, so it must have been fixed 🤷♂️
September 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think something has gone a little wrong for "Which?" on their Google search results 😬 JS error, maybe? or "application/ld+json"? Can't see any mention of it in the source, so it must have been fixed 🤷♂️
My sister got me a Bob Mortimer T-shirt for my birthday last year. My Eufy camera system has facial recognition. Now everytime I wear the T-shirt it thinks we've had a visit from "The Cockroach King" himself!
May 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My sister got me a Bob Mortimer T-shirt for my birthday last year. My Eufy camera system has facial recognition. Now everytime I wear the T-shirt it thinks we've had a visit from "The Cockroach King" himself!
I wish I was! The median numbers are crazy enough, looks like some sites at almost at 1250 KB of JS now… madness!
April 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I wish I was! The median numbers are crazy enough, looks like some sites at almost at 1250 KB of JS now… madness!
And who can forget the Jordan 191 livery, one of my all-time favourites! 😍
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
And who can forget the Jordan 191 livery, one of my all-time favourites! 😍
Nice new feature in the latest Firefox DevTools! “The Network panel displays information about Early Hints, including a dedicated indicator for the 103 HTTP status code in the user interface.”
January 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nice new feature in the latest Firefox DevTools! “The Network panel displays information about Early Hints, including a dedicated indicator for the 103 HTTP status code in the user interface.”
In other news I’m disappointed to see my local Lib Dem MP voted against the bill.
I’m also disappointed in the Guardian App for how it presents data table results the lack of any padding on the sides of the tables is horrible and makes reading the results much harder! 😖
I’m also disappointed in the Guardian App for how it presents data table results the lack of any padding on the sides of the tables is horrible and makes reading the results much harder! 😖
November 30, 2024 at 6:35 AM
In other news I’m disappointed to see my local Lib Dem MP voted against the bill.
I’m also disappointed in the Guardian App for how it presents data table results the lack of any padding on the sides of the tables is horrible and makes reading the results much harder! 😖
I’m also disappointed in the Guardian App for how it presents data table results the lack of any padding on the sides of the tables is horrible and makes reading the results much harder! 😖
It always amazes me when I come across cross-browser CSS layout bugs between Firefox and Chrome. It tends to be just a given that it will “just work” in modern browsers nowadays.
Look how far we have come! I remember dreading opening a new layout in IE6! Every element gets `zoom: 1`!
Look how far we have come! I remember dreading opening a new layout in IE6! Every element gets `zoom: 1`!
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 PM
It always amazes me when I come across cross-browser CSS layout bugs between Firefox and Chrome. It tends to be just a given that it will “just work” in modern browsers nowadays.
Look how far we have come! I remember dreading opening a new layout in IE6! Every element gets `zoom: 1`!
Look how far we have come! I remember dreading opening a new layout in IE6! Every element gets `zoom: 1`!