T.R. Morley
therealmorley.bsky.social
T.R. Morley
@therealmorley.bsky.social
Lover of humans, dogs, laughter and literacy. Not a big fan of mustard.
I assume someone left a cake out in the rain. #macarthurpark
July 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Weight Watchers has filed for bankruptcy.

Because we’re all like…

*looks around at the 2025 hellscape*

“Fuck it, I’m eating.”
May 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:

TRUMP: Reopen Alcatraz!
May 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by T.R. Morley
To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.

—With love,
Your American allies.
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sure, eggs are still expensive, but the stock prices have come WAY down!
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Well done, Wisconsin.
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April 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Cory Booker held the Senate floor for 25 hours and 5 minutes, breaking the previous filibustering record of 24 hours and 18 minutes, held by Adrien Brody’s Oscar acceptance speech.
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I want to see Ellen Barkin play Paula White on SNL.
White House faith adviser Paula White says those who give her $1,000 or more before Easter will receive “seven supernatural blessings”:
“He [God] will take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A word to Trump voters who are regretting their vote:

Thank you for acknowledging that. It’s a brave decision in this climate. But you are not done yet. We need you to spread the word and join the resistance.

We are all in this together.
March 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We can’t call it a champagne tariff in the U.S. The correct term is “sparkling idiocy.”
March 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
How long is it going to take SNL to tap Jean Smart to play Linda McMahon? Make it happen.
March 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The irony of the price of tequila about to skyrocket when, for the same reason, we need tequila more than ever is not lost on me.
March 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Democratic congresspeople and senators who ARE attending tonight should shout Trump down the entire time. Civility is dead, and Trump is the one who killed it. Don’t be polite. #TrumpAddress
March 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
More constructive way to spend your time, rather than watching the #TrumpAddress tonight…
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March 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I just saw that eggs are comparatively cheaper in Russia, so I guess Trump is playing the long game.
March 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nick Offerman mispronouncing Amy Poehler’s name. 🤣🤣 #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande…No notes. #Oscars
March 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
February 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Kudos to Maddow for speaking truth to power.
February 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Martin Short finally wins, and he doesn’t show? Disappointment! #SAGAwards
February 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I should probably pin this so I can stop screaming it at my TV every night during awards show season: “THE BEAR IS NOT A COMEDY!” #SAGAWARDS
February 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Voices like Joy Reid’s are desperately needed right now. Shameful move by MSNBC.

Stay righteous, @joyannreid.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
February 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The “finding out” portion of our program has begun.

*waves at red states*
February 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM