Matty
@therealmattyr.bsky.social
When you clopen but forget a blanket
August 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When you clopen but forget a blanket
Nobody is more irritated than a dive bartender when a random customer walks into the bar.
August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nobody is more irritated than a dive bartender when a random customer walks into the bar.
For the love of God It's liquor THEN mixer:
Gin & Tonic. Whiskey & Coke. Titos & Vodka! 🙄
Gin & Tonic. Whiskey & Coke. Titos & Vodka! 🙄
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
For the love of God It's liquor THEN mixer:
Gin & Tonic. Whiskey & Coke. Titos & Vodka! 🙄
Gin & Tonic. Whiskey & Coke. Titos & Vodka! 🙄
Im only going out for one. Me at last call:
August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Im only going out for one. Me at last call:
Bartending skit. Follow for more!
August 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bartending skit. Follow for more!
Millenial Americans can not take anything seriously and I love it. Newly elected Pope is from Chicago? Bet. 37,000 memes about Old Style, Chicago hotdogs, & Malört. 🤣💀
May 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Millenial Americans can not take anything seriously and I love it. Newly elected Pope is from Chicago? Bet. 37,000 memes about Old Style, Chicago hotdogs, & Malört. 🤣💀
Stupid Trump policies but make em service industry related.
February 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Stupid Trump policies but make em service industry related.
2024: No tax on tips! 2025: Jk but we're banning paper straws! 🙄
February 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
2024: No tax on tips! 2025: Jk but we're banning paper straws! 🙄
"It's the Blue Chase card." My brother in Christ, I have 17 of those back here.
February 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"It's the Blue Chase card." My brother in Christ, I have 17 of those back here.
About to have a virtual lunch with my cutie pie 😊 @bellag224.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
About to have a virtual lunch with my cutie pie 😊 @bellag224.bsky.social
Bout to watch Con Air on this flight.
January 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bout to watch Con Air on this flight.
Time to catch a flight!
January 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Time to catch a flight!
Less than 24 hours and I will be in Dallas! 🙌😎
January 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Less than 24 hours and I will be in Dallas! 🙌😎
We just made it through the 10 darkest weeks. Slow season is almost over, bartenders!
January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We just made it through the 10 darkest weeks. Slow season is almost over, bartenders!
Aye Canada, I don't claim the orange man. Don't cut my power!
-Sincerely this Wisconsinite 🫣🙏
-Sincerely this Wisconsinite 🫣🙏
January 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Aye Canada, I don't claim the orange man. Don't cut my power!
-Sincerely this Wisconsinite 🫣🙏
-Sincerely this Wisconsinite 🫣🙏
Looking to boost my views everywhere. Anything you all want to see video wise?
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Looking to boost my views everywhere. Anything you all want to see video wise?