The Original Mandyque
@therealmandyque.bsky.social
The other Mandyque is an imposter! Pronouns: she/her
Unpaid carer
Economically inactive
Owns a flat screen TV
Woke af
"Aggressively poetic" - MP Chris McDonald
QOTSA fangirl
Unpaid carer
Economically inactive
Owns a flat screen TV
Woke af
"Aggressively poetic" - MP Chris McDonald
QOTSA fangirl
Hyenas are fair opposition to lions, as are a large herd of panicking wildebeest
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hyenas are fair opposition to lions, as are a large herd of panicking wildebeest
Radmac are wonderful on weekend mornings but yes, we need more of them.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Radmac are wonderful on weekend mornings but yes, we need more of them.
Remember the Tefal adverts of the 80s?
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Remember the Tefal adverts of the 80s?
I have no idea what biology experiment is done on fruit flies but they deserve it
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I have no idea what biology experiment is done on fruit flies but they deserve it
Divorce him
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Divorce him
Working classes can't afford to, it's not that they won't. Same as ever, we have to send our kids out to work as early as possible. It's only socialism which keeps them in school until they're 16, capitalism would have them leave much sooner.
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Working classes can't afford to, it's not that they won't. Same as ever, we have to send our kids out to work as early as possible. It's only socialism which keeps them in school until they're 16, capitalism would have them leave much sooner.
They don't need to put make up and a dress on to be sex criminals
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They don't need to put make up and a dress on to be sex criminals
While Marc's not looking, I'd love it if you could slip in Hark the Herald Angels Sing by the Fall. "Pilot" Mandy Winter in Stockton on Tees
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
While Marc's not looking, I'd love it if you could slip in Hark the Herald Angels Sing by the Fall. "Pilot" Mandy Winter in Stockton on Tees
You know they just heard about it somewhere on twatter and are now terrified that trans people are more intelligent than them as well as everything else.
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You know they just heard about it somewhere on twatter and are now terrified that trans people are more intelligent than them as well as everything else.
My god, that's genius! Definitely need to try that
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My god, that's genius! Definitely need to try that
I put banana on mine since I became diabetic and had to stop putting a sugar crust on them
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I put banana on mine since I became diabetic and had to stop putting a sugar crust on them
Buy yourself a reusable straw
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Buy yourself a reusable straw
You sure you're not autistic?
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You sure you're not autistic?
Funny how food has existed as long as mankind and it's predecessors but guns had to be invented
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Funny how food has existed as long as mankind and it's predecessors but guns had to be invented
Oh no, I chose to get married and chose to have 3 kids and now I'm facing the reality of all that. I hope you're paying for something for your wife so she can also have a break from you and your three squealy daughters.
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh no, I chose to get married and chose to have 3 kids and now I'm facing the reality of all that. I hope you're paying for something for your wife so she can also have a break from you and your three squealy daughters.
What should we be doing? Smashing stuff up that taxpayers, business owners and individuals have to repair? Screaming at hotels? Littering the place with tatty, cheap flags? Beating people up who don't look like you?
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What should we be doing? Smashing stuff up that taxpayers, business owners and individuals have to repair? Screaming at hotels? Littering the place with tatty, cheap flags? Beating people up who don't look like you?
You don't have kids, do you?
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You don't have kids, do you?
I feel nauseous
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I feel nauseous
No, of course asbestos isn't dangerous
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No, of course asbestos isn't dangerous
That relies on the lifts working at all times so they're not stuck up there.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
That relies on the lifts working at all times so they're not stuck up there.
You're wrong. Oh so very wrong.
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You're wrong. Oh so very wrong.
I'll just park it in my front room shall I?
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'll just park it in my front room shall I?
We had a reliable postal service before the tories privatised it. Believe it or not, if your post hadn't arrived by 9am, you knew it wasn't coming that day and could get on with your life.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We had a reliable postal service before the tories privatised it. Believe it or not, if your post hadn't arrived by 9am, you knew it wasn't coming that day and could get on with your life.
I'm feeling the sarcasm dripping off these two words 😆
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm feeling the sarcasm dripping off these two words 😆