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Keith Turner
@therealkturner.bsky.social
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that - George Carlin
Having just got one as a Xmas present, putting the hood up
is the quickest way to feel
warmer known to man
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Far and away the best one although terrible for productivity
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pah! Trying running MAAPICS for 30 users on an S/36 with 512k of main memory 😉
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
‘Ranting in a shoe box’. Excellent 👍
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
A big fat yes. I imagine that his tongue is bright orange 🍊
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tough (although well paid) gig. Becoming less southern Europe centric will take time and tough decisions such as not finishing the season at a freezing cart track
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Phew! Wet manhole covers and diesel soaked tarmac are bad enough on a road bike 😱
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
They’re not actually 60 seconds but an ancient time measurement called min’utes equivalent to 3 ‘is-it-finished-yets’ each
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
...and get arrested. Shocking 😡
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
💯 After decades in IT the rag-tag assortment of downloads, uploads and ‘Joe runs this program for me’ needed to complete many org month ends never ceased to amuse me 😀
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thoughtful and considered as I’ve come to expect and appreciate from you, David. Back to class warm-ups for all classes and some sort of limit on sighting laps (say no sector faster than 150% of quali best?) might help, but speed differentials are always scary. Thoughts of course with Noah 🙏
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Want to feel old? It was released
11 years before he was born 😭
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On holiday last week with a lovely group of US citizens and watched their collective jaws drop when I told them about UK prescription prices. ‘What? Any drug for £9.90?’ 🤯
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Forget airports, I want buffet-style hotel breakfasts to be illegal without proof of Lean Six Sigma modelling by the management.
Hey, let's have the coffee queue across the entrance! Genius 😵‍💫
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Marc did ok on a circuit he hates and suffering the world's biggest hangover
October 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Will turn out to be an electrical problem no doubt 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
💯
September 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So it is true then that orange coloured skin is also the thinnest
September 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
“Yes, but what if we have to overthrow our corrupt government?”
The last attempt went well, didn’t it 🥸
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Doubt they’ll go back after the current contracts expire (next year?). Whoever designed those chicanes wants sacking
August 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
And then insist on playing it at high volume on every beach you visit 👎
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Think my wife wrote this, heathen ☹️
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The didn’t even finish the voiced ‘s’ change to ‘z’ properly
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oops, silly me ☺️
July 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ouch. That will be a long and painful recovery period. Jack will be looking for a new teammate for Suzuka
July 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM