Keith Turner
@therealkturner.bsky.social
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are stupider than that - George Carlin
Having just got one as a Xmas present, putting the hood up
is the quickest way to feel
warmer known to man
is the quickest way to feel
warmer known to man
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Having just got one as a Xmas present, putting the hood up
is the quickest way to feel
warmer known to man
is the quickest way to feel
warmer known to man
Far and away the best one although terrible for productivity
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Far and away the best one although terrible for productivity
Pah! Trying running MAAPICS for 30 users on an S/36 with 512k of main memory 😉
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Pah! Trying running MAAPICS for 30 users on an S/36 with 512k of main memory 😉
‘Ranting in a shoe box’. Excellent 👍
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
‘Ranting in a shoe box’. Excellent 👍
A big fat yes. I imagine that his tongue is bright orange 🍊
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A big fat yes. I imagine that his tongue is bright orange 🍊
Tough (although well paid) gig. Becoming less southern Europe centric will take time and tough decisions such as not finishing the season at a freezing cart track
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Tough (although well paid) gig. Becoming less southern Europe centric will take time and tough decisions such as not finishing the season at a freezing cart track
Phew! Wet manhole covers and diesel soaked tarmac are bad enough on a road bike 😱
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Phew! Wet manhole covers and diesel soaked tarmac are bad enough on a road bike 😱
They’re not actually 60 seconds but an ancient time measurement called min’utes equivalent to 3 ‘is-it-finished-yets’ each
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
They’re not actually 60 seconds but an ancient time measurement called min’utes equivalent to 3 ‘is-it-finished-yets’ each
...and get arrested. Shocking 😡
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
...and get arrested. Shocking 😡
💯 After decades in IT the rag-tag assortment of downloads, uploads and ‘Joe runs this program for me’ needed to complete many org month ends never ceased to amuse me 😀
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
💯 After decades in IT the rag-tag assortment of downloads, uploads and ‘Joe runs this program for me’ needed to complete many org month ends never ceased to amuse me 😀
Thoughtful and considered as I’ve come to expect and appreciate from you, David. Back to class warm-ups for all classes and some sort of limit on sighting laps (say no sector faster than 150% of quali best?) might help, but speed differentials are always scary. Thoughts of course with Noah 🙏
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thoughtful and considered as I’ve come to expect and appreciate from you, David. Back to class warm-ups for all classes and some sort of limit on sighting laps (say no sector faster than 150% of quali best?) might help, but speed differentials are always scary. Thoughts of course with Noah 🙏
Want to feel old? It was released
11 years before he was born 😭
11 years before he was born 😭
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Want to feel old? It was released
11 years before he was born 😭
11 years before he was born 😭
On holiday last week with a lovely group of US citizens and watched their collective jaws drop when I told them about UK prescription prices. ‘What? Any drug for £9.90?’ 🤯
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
On holiday last week with a lovely group of US citizens and watched their collective jaws drop when I told them about UK prescription prices. ‘What? Any drug for £9.90?’ 🤯
Forget airports, I want buffet-style hotel breakfasts to be illegal without proof of Lean Six Sigma modelling by the management.
Hey, let's have the coffee queue across the entrance! Genius 😵💫
Hey, let's have the coffee queue across the entrance! Genius 😵💫
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Forget airports, I want buffet-style hotel breakfasts to be illegal without proof of Lean Six Sigma modelling by the management.
Hey, let's have the coffee queue across the entrance! Genius 😵💫
Hey, let's have the coffee queue across the entrance! Genius 😵💫
Marc did ok on a circuit he hates and suffering the world's biggest hangover
October 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Marc did ok on a circuit he hates and suffering the world's biggest hangover
Will turn out to be an electrical problem no doubt 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Will turn out to be an electrical problem no doubt 🤔
So it is true then that orange coloured skin is also the thinnest
September 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
So it is true then that orange coloured skin is also the thinnest
“Yes, but what if we have to overthrow our corrupt government?”
The last attempt went well, didn’t it 🥸
The last attempt went well, didn’t it 🥸
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Yes, but what if we have to overthrow our corrupt government?”
The last attempt went well, didn’t it 🥸
The last attempt went well, didn’t it 🥸
Doubt they’ll go back after the current contracts expire (next year?). Whoever designed those chicanes wants sacking
August 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Doubt they’ll go back after the current contracts expire (next year?). Whoever designed those chicanes wants sacking
And then insist on playing it at high volume on every beach you visit 👎
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And then insist on playing it at high volume on every beach you visit 👎
Think my wife wrote this, heathen ☹️
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Think my wife wrote this, heathen ☹️
The didn’t even finish the voiced ‘s’ change to ‘z’ properly
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The didn’t even finish the voiced ‘s’ change to ‘z’ properly
Oops, silly me ☺️
July 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oops, silly me ☺️
Ouch. That will be a long and painful recovery period. Jack will be looking for a new teammate for Suzuka
July 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ouch. That will be a long and painful recovery period. Jack will be looking for a new teammate for Suzuka