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therealjoramd.bsky.social
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@therealjoramd.bsky.social
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There was a very interesting cloud on my way home and with the wisps at its weirdly straight edge, it could pass for a tsunami in a disaster movie.

With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho
Picture showing a shelf (?) cloud backlit by the sun peaking from behind a building. With the lighting and colour, it looks like a huge wall of water. Down the road are quintessential Canadian businesses - Bell, Tim Hortons, LCBO (and Copp's Buildall, a local store since 1877)
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Jaaja has a taste for Otterbox
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
therealjoramd.bsky.social
"As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin"
Bruce Willis as Hudson Hawk in the 1991 movie
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
therealjoramd.bsky.social
This is called a strike?!?

#BlueJays #WantItAll
A graphic on a TV showing a baseball well outside the strike zone being called a strike Why would people place bets on a sport that is decided by such bad calls. The fact they say this could be a "make-up call" from an earlier error makes it worse.
October 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Um, excuse me, we're trying to have a conversation

#Caturday
A picture over the arm of a couch with just the heads of a man and cat, looking at the camera as if they've been interrupted mid conversation Beyond them, on the couch,are areas for the tabby cat to get comfy. As if a couch isn't already comfy that you need to also add your plush fuzzy pajama bottoms or ruin a Hudson's Bay blanket...especially now with their whole bankruptcy thing and will we still be able to get these?
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
therealjoramd.bsky.social
Cow tools World
The Cow tools cartoon by Larson mashed up with Wyeth's Christina's World
September 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Perk / Cost

#Caturday
Jaaja has been crawling onto me and showering me with cuddles A picture of a tabby cat curled in the arm of someone wearing a blue shirt and grey track pants The cost of Jaaja's love is everything covered in fur A blue Thievery Corporation shirt covered in white fur
August 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Even my coffee is disappointed this morning
An orange Le Creuset mug with F*CK spelled out in latte foam Can't he take a hint and just die already?
August 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Well, this was an easy $20 a month savings
A message from Crave on my Samsung TV letting me know that I need to upgrade my television in order to keep streaming their app Bye bye Crave
August 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Jaaja likes to lie between my legs on the ottoman. When she turns around to face me she will sometimes stretch out

No sudden movements or loud noises please

#Caturday
A tabby cat lying between legs wearing blue plaid pajamas. Her front left paw is stretched out and the murder mitt is resting right on my crotch The claws are out so no sudden noises please
August 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Jaaja almost forgot about #InternationalCatDay
Tabby cat on her back showing off her fuzzy white belly and her head hanging over the edge. She is looking at you upside down with curled "otter paws"
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I had the good fortune of working at a video store from 88 to 98 and still have a working VCR for these masterpieces
John Woo films on VHS Hard Boiled (1992) A Better Tomorrow (1986) The Killer (1989)
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Wait! One more...
July 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I was at a waterpark and saw this in the lot. I've never been up close to one and asked my brother to take a pic of me with it. Turns out the owner was close by and took offense to me posing with his $140,000 mistake 😬

#FuckElon #TeslaTakedown
A man pretending to urinate on a cybertruck. Pictured from behind, he's looking back over his shoulder and smiling. I just canNOT believe these things are this cheap looking. Oh btw it can be seen that this douchebag's plate is IWNTIGOT jfc what a douchbag
July 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This is me with Pauly Shore at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party a lifetime ago
Me dressed as Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Pauly Shore dressed as a cruise ship captain
June 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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If you can't beatmatch without the help of an app I don't think you should be able to call yourself a DJ
One of two turntables with a My Simon slipmat, a blue metallic 3-channel mixer, bookshelf monitor, and a partial collection of vinyl in my back room Lugging so much of this gear to shows would leave me with broken vessels on my shoulders.
June 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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A little smaller than I was expecting but worth the walk across the street

#poutine
A row of food trucks parked on a concrete path in a green space. All of them are offering various takes on poutine. There are groups of people waiting to order and sitting on benches. My only requirement was that one of them included pulled pork, but I'm a little too high to be able to come to a quick decision, and I wander the row a couple of times. A food truck serving poutine, with its visual menu posted to the right of an open window. There is a man to the left ruining the shot. Full disclosure: Because of the aforementioned condition, this van was chosen because of their name - The Tragically Chip Wagon
May 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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PSA for my compatriots...
Be careful how you wear your national pride
A man holding his hands as if to say, "like this", while his Canada hoodie is partially blocked at either side by his overcoat, leaving only ANAL visible
May 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Is Whacking Day just not observed on bsky?
A clip showing Homer Simpson in his backyard training for Whacking Day (May 10th) by destroying fake pop-up snakes in a very Bruce Lee manner
May 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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They had to get this shitty post out so fast that they forgot to change the part in their bio where it says this type of activity is the exact fucking opposite of what they do (did)
Highlighted text from the NOAA bio indicating that the NOAA is actually supposed to be protecting Earth's natural resources, not having them "scooped up and processed"
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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My fridge is always fully stocked
Top shelf of a fridge showing a line of 710ml bottles of Canada Dry Ginger Ale, a Zero Sugar bottle, and a Zero Sugar line of mini cans. You can also see hints of cans of Coke, 3.25% milk, and parmesian cheese flakes.
April 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.
A photo of a box of Hasbro's Javelin Darts. "An exciting outdoor game of skill for the whole family!" ...until someone catches one of these airborne weapons in their head. Why don't you just buy the kids some throwing axes or ninja stars and drop the pretense
March 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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For the last few summers I've been in a fantasy baseball league with a $50 entry fee. I'm not really feeling it this season, but it's a small price to pay to be able to stare at something else on my phone for hours on end

#MLB #CatsOfBluesky
Who am I kidding, I'd say it's only marginally better than the dumpster fire currently on my social media because my drafting the last couple years has left me with some bad teams Jaaja, the tabby cat, is helping me this year by sitting on my research and absorbing the statistics by osmosis
March 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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My wife @somialoves.bsky.social has the honour of seeing Radiohead up close and personal at a local bar. Even chatted with them

This is the picture on our fridge that reminds me of what I missed 🎧
An actual physical picture of Radiohead playing Call the Office in 95. The venue is so small you can see the ceiling tiles above Thom Yorke's head. He's drinking from a long neck bottle of beer while singing The stage is maybe waist high and the bar holds 330 (according to Google) but sightline-wise I'd say only half could see the show.
March 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM