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I’ll bite on the log in tin foil like a dog with a chew toy and reckless abandon, twisting around as inspired by an alligator with a fawn by the neck
December 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I’ll bite on the log in tin foil like a dog with a chew toy and reckless abandon, twisting around as inspired by an alligator with a fawn by the neck
The United States government has offered me everlasting life
December 18, 2024 at 6:40 AM
The United States government has offered me everlasting life
Jet pack at full blast, throttle pulled until fuels runs out up in the sky to try and meet god
December 17, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Jet pack at full blast, throttle pulled until fuels runs out up in the sky to try and meet god
Smoking anger pack
December 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Smoking anger pack
Imagine how much power we could have if we put anger in a jar or a joint you could smoke
December 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Imagine how much power we could have if we put anger in a jar or a joint you could smoke
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I can't fucking see anything
December 15, 2024 at 3:26 AM
I can't fucking see anything
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they held a mock trial at work today and I was found guilty and sentenced to death. I tried to plead my case to the President but he turned away and refused to look me in the eye
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 AM
they held a mock trial at work today and I was found guilty and sentenced to death. I tried to plead my case to the President but he turned away and refused to look me in the eye
A machine that doses Iced Cream to you in bed and has electrons tied to your chest so you know exactly when you wake up. It has a conveyor belt to deliver iced cream exactly when you return to On Consciousness
December 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
A machine that doses Iced Cream to you in bed and has electrons tied to your chest so you know exactly when you wake up. It has a conveyor belt to deliver iced cream exactly when you return to On Consciousness
Bring out the lobster. Bring out the whole ocean. Call me asparagus. Call me cappuccino. Let’s go golfing
December 14, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Bring out the lobster. Bring out the whole ocean. Call me asparagus. Call me cappuccino. Let’s go golfing
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Sometimes you gotta stare at your reflection and remind it who's in charge
December 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Sometimes you gotta stare at your reflection and remind it who's in charge
Smooking honey pack
December 14, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Smooking honey pack
I’m still alive
December 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I’m still alive
Aliens outside
December 10, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Aliens outside
Bring out the tangerines
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Bring out the tangerines
I understand it now
November 27, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I understand it now
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Curtains closing in on your chapter
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Curtains closing in on your chapter
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I’m staring at myself in the mirror and screaming that I’m in control
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I’m staring at myself in the mirror and screaming that I’m in control