Jesse Coffey
@therealjessecoffey.bsky.social
Born on October 4, 1998 in Manhattan, New York, United States
Resides in Tucson, Arizona, United States
Multi-faceted writer and YouTuber.
Resides in Tucson, Arizona, United States
Multi-faceted writer and YouTuber.
[FANON]-- #Bluey
Bandit Heeler was asked why his daughter used the term "cent" instead of "dollarbuck" when she appeared on an episode of #SouthPark. Here's his response:
Bandit Heeler was asked why his daughter used the term "cent" instead of "dollarbuck" when she appeared on an episode of #SouthPark. Here's his response:
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
[FANON]-- #Bluey
Bandit Heeler was asked why his daughter used the term "cent" instead of "dollarbuck" when she appeared on an episode of #SouthPark. Here's his response:
Bandit Heeler was asked why his daughter used the term "cent" instead of "dollarbuck" when she appeared on an episode of #SouthPark. Here's his response:
BANDIT (continued): "Besides, 'South Park' normally goes on after I put my kids to sleep--though, weirdly, SNL goes on live in the afternoon in our time zones."
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
BANDIT (continued): "Besides, 'South Park' normally goes on after I put my kids to sleep--though, weirdly, SNL goes on live in the afternoon in our time zones."
BANDIT (continued): "Why would I not have needed to do that? Because we were parodied on these shows, and in the US, the originating country of both shows, parodies are legally protected under fair use provisions of their copyright law. I would know that because I'm a globe-trotting archeologist."
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
BANDIT (continued): "Why would I not have needed to do that? Because we were parodied on these shows, and in the US, the originating country of both shows, parodies are legally protected under fair use provisions of their copyright law. I would know that because I'm a globe-trotting archeologist."
BANDIT (continued): "I'm sure I didn't give Bluey permission to be seen on 'South Park', just like I didn't give Lorne Michaels permission to put me in a 'Saturday Night Live' sketch last year. And, legally speaking, I wouldn't need to."
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
BANDIT (continued): "I'm sure I didn't give Bluey permission to be seen on 'South Park', just like I didn't give Lorne Michaels permission to put me in a 'Saturday Night Live' sketch last year. And, legally speaking, I wouldn't need to."
[FANON]-- #Bluey
BANDIT HEELER: "You saw that right! My daughter has landed her first dramatic role on television. She is in the latest episode of 'South Park', where she plays herself, a little girl testifying on her having fallen victim to sinister child pornography."
BANDIT HEELER: "You saw that right! My daughter has landed her first dramatic role on television. She is in the latest episode of 'South Park', where she plays herself, a little girl testifying on her having fallen victim to sinister child pornography."
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
[FANON]-- #Bluey
BANDIT HEELER: "You saw that right! My daughter has landed her first dramatic role on television. She is in the latest episode of 'South Park', where she plays herself, a little girl testifying on her having fallen victim to sinister child pornography."
BANDIT HEELER: "You saw that right! My daughter has landed her first dramatic role on television. She is in the latest episode of 'South Park', where she plays herself, a little girl testifying on her having fallen victim to sinister child pornography."
BRIEF COMMENT
I have some sad news, folks: my YouTube account was terminated today. The worst part is, all the videos that caused the account to be terminated were videos I made for it.
I have some sad news, folks: my YouTube account was terminated today. The worst part is, all the videos that caused the account to be terminated were videos I made for it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
BRIEF COMMENT
I have some sad news, folks: my YouTube account was terminated today. The worst part is, all the videos that caused the account to be terminated were videos I made for it.
I have some sad news, folks: my YouTube account was terminated today. The worst part is, all the videos that caused the account to be terminated were videos I made for it.
NEW YORK (AP) — Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue has died at the age of 84. Tagliabue helped bring labor peace and riches to the league during his 17 years as commissioner but was criticized for not taking stronger action on concussions.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
NEW YORK (AP) — Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue has died at the age of 84. Tagliabue helped bring labor peace and riches to the league during his 17 years as commissioner but was criticized for not taking stronger action on concussions.
LONDON (AP)—The head of the BBC has resigned after criticism of the broadcaster’s editing of a speech by U.S. President Donald Trump. The BBC said that director-general Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness both announced their resignations on Sunday.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
LONDON (AP)—The head of the BBC has resigned after criticism of the broadcaster’s editing of a speech by U.S. President Donald Trump. The BBC said that director-general Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness both announced their resignations on Sunday.
#SaturdayNightLive: Sombr does another musical performance!
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
#SaturdayNightLive: Sombr does another musical performance!
#SaturdayNightLive: Pete Davidson contributes tonight's first editorial...reply...to the New York Times saying his and Colin Jost's ferry on Staten Island was a fiasco.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
#SaturdayNightLive: Pete Davidson contributes tonight's first editorial...reply...to the New York Times saying his and Colin Jost's ferry on Staten Island was a fiasco.
#SaturdayNightLive: Some guy named Sombr is the musical guest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
#SaturdayNightLive: Some guy named Sombr is the musical guest.
#SaturdayNightLive: Where the hell are these gals taking that flying bull?
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
#SaturdayNightLive: Where the hell are these gals taking that flying bull?
NEW YORK (AP)—Stock indexes wound up mixed on Wall Street but still clocked their first weekly loss in the last four. The S&P 500 edged up 0.1% Friday after spending most of the day in the red. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 0.2%, and the Nasdaq composite slipped 0.2%.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
NEW YORK (AP)—Stock indexes wound up mixed on Wall Street but still clocked their first weekly loss in the last four. The S&P 500 edged up 0.1% Friday after spending most of the day in the red. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 0.2%, and the Nasdaq composite slipped 0.2%.
He received more attention than action, though, never even touching the ball. And, by the way, the players in this photo next to Rioux are as tall as 6'9", just to put that into perspective.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
He received more attention than action, though, never even touching the ball. And, by the way, the players in this photo next to Rioux are as tall as 6'9", just to put that into perspective.
(PBS)—The world's tallest teenager is setting new records, becoming the tallest player in college basketball history; 7'9" Olivier Rioux took the court last night to thunderous applause for the defending national champion Florida Gators.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
(PBS)—The world's tallest teenager is setting new records, becoming the tallest player in college basketball history; 7'9" Olivier Rioux took the court last night to thunderous applause for the defending national champion Florida Gators.
(PBS)—Denmark's government announced a plan today that would ban social media access for anyone under the age of 15. It's one of the most dramatic steps taken by a European country to address concerns about the impact of harmful content on kids.
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
(PBS)—Denmark's government announced a plan today that would ban social media access for anyone under the age of 15. It's one of the most dramatic steps taken by a European country to address concerns about the impact of harmful content on kids.
The paramilitary group known as the RSF agreed to the truce yesterday. But Ambassador Mohamed Abdalla Idris says the group is not serious about the deal.
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The paramilitary group known as the RSF agreed to the truce yesterday. But Ambassador Mohamed Abdalla Idris says the group is not serious about the deal.
(PBS)—Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban says his country has received an exemption from U.S. sanctions on Russian energy, though the White House has not commented. Orban is a reliable advocate for Russia in the European Union and his landlocked country relies heavily on Russian oil.
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
(PBS)—Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban says his country has received an exemption from U.S. sanctions on Russian energy, though the White House has not commented. Orban is a reliable advocate for Russia in the European Union and his landlocked country relies heavily on Russian oil.
(AP)—Scientist James Watson, who shared a Nobel prize for helping discover the double-helix shape of the DNA molecule, has died. He was 97. His death was announced by his former research lab.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
(AP)—Scientist James Watson, who shared a Nobel prize for helping discover the double-helix shape of the DNA molecule, has died. He was 97. His death was announced by his former research lab.
Strawberry expressed gratitude on Instagram. He emphasized that it wasn't about politics.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Strawberry expressed gratitude on Instagram. He emphasized that it wasn't about politics.
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump has pardoned former New York Mets star Darryl Strawberry on past tax evasion and drug charges. Strawberry, an eight-time All-Star, struggled with legal and personal issues after his baseball career.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump has pardoned former New York Mets star Darryl Strawberry on past tax evasion and drug charges. Strawberry, an eight-time All-Star, struggled with legal and personal issues after his baseball career.
That report added to the downbeat mood on Wall Street today. The Dow Jones industrial average lost nearly 400 points by the close. The Nasdaq dropped almost 450 points. The S&P 500 also ended sharply lower.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
That report added to the downbeat mood on Wall Street today. The Dow Jones industrial average lost nearly 400 points by the close. The Nasdaq dropped almost 450 points. The S&P 500 also ended sharply lower.