My cat was right about you.
@therealjennrose.bsky.social
A dead rat concealed by several smelly raincoats
Pinned
Just a reminder...
The Second Amendment was ratified in 1791.
The Equal Rights Amendment, proposed in 1923, has still not been ratified.
Guns have more rights than women in the U.S.
Let your friends know, especially those in AL, AR, AZ, FL, GA, LA, MS (oh, the irony), MO, NC, OK, SC, UT, & VA.
The Second Amendment was ratified in 1791.
The Equal Rights Amendment, proposed in 1923, has still not been ratified.
Guns have more rights than women in the U.S.
Let your friends know, especially those in AL, AR, AZ, FL, GA, LA, MS (oh, the irony), MO, NC, OK, SC, UT, & VA.
I just asked Google how to make bats go extinct, and she told me to talk to a trusted adult or call the suicide hotline.
I'm dead fucking serious.
I'm dead fucking serious.
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I just asked Google how to make bats go extinct, and she told me to talk to a trusted adult or call the suicide hotline.
I'm dead fucking serious.
I'm dead fucking serious.
Merry Christmas! TIL that the Nazis were all on meth.
Look it up.
Look it up.
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Merry Christmas! TIL that the Nazis were all on meth.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Your mission for tomorrow is to compliment someone.
Friend, family, stranger, whatever.
If you like someone's skills, shirt, fingernails, etc. let them know.
They won't hate it. Their day will be a little bit better.
Friend, family, stranger, whatever.
If you like someone's skills, shirt, fingernails, etc. let them know.
They won't hate it. Their day will be a little bit better.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Your mission for tomorrow is to compliment someone.
Friend, family, stranger, whatever.
If you like someone's skills, shirt, fingernails, etc. let them know.
They won't hate it. Their day will be a little bit better.
Friend, family, stranger, whatever.
If you like someone's skills, shirt, fingernails, etc. let them know.
They won't hate it. Their day will be a little bit better.
For people who fuss about those who spoil cats and dogs: they literally have to use their tongues as toilet paper. Don't you think they deserve a little compassion?
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
For people who fuss about those who spoil cats and dogs: they literally have to use their tongues as toilet paper. Don't you think they deserve a little compassion?
BOWEN NOOOOOOO!
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
BOWEN NOOOOOOO!
Ted Danson is such a god damned treasure.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ted Danson is such a god damned treasure.
I'll always love you, Meathead. 😢
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'll always love you, Meathead. 😢
A new fucking low. I never thought he could discuss me more.
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A new fucking low. I never thought he could discuss me more.
What are your three favorite smells?
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What are your three favorite smells?
Dennis Rader is a little bitch. He made up his own nickname, then kept mailing letters to newspapers because he wanted attention.
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dennis Rader is a little bitch. He made up his own nickname, then kept mailing letters to newspapers because he wanted attention.
Why are there only three hold music songs in the entire world, and do you think that the people who wrote them knew what was going to happen with them?
I'm sure that they're legit musicians, whose work has pissed off millions of people, and it's not like it's bad or anything. That's gotta hurt.
I'm sure that they're legit musicians, whose work has pissed off millions of people, and it's not like it's bad or anything. That's gotta hurt.
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why are there only three hold music songs in the entire world, and do you think that the people who wrote them knew what was going to happen with them?
I'm sure that they're legit musicians, whose work has pissed off millions of people, and it's not like it's bad or anything. That's gotta hurt.
I'm sure that they're legit musicians, whose work has pissed off millions of people, and it's not like it's bad or anything. That's gotta hurt.
Baby's breath is trash; fight me.
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Baby's breath is trash; fight me.
What are your 3 all-time favorite songs?
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What are your 3 all-time favorite songs?
TIL Oliver Platt isn't gay
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
TIL Oliver Platt isn't gay
Why does every murderer go to Walmart to buy a 12-pack of body disposal supplies (on camera)?
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Why does every murderer go to Walmart to buy a 12-pack of body disposal supplies (on camera)?
My new crush ❤️❤️
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My new crush ❤️❤️
Dr. Drew's neck is looking ROUGH
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dr. Drew's neck is looking ROUGH
Just learned that they have AA in Ireland, and I'm sorry, but 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Just learned that they have AA in Ireland, and I'm sorry, but 🤣
You know you're old when you begin every SNL episode with, "Who the fuck is this guy?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You know you're old when you begin every SNL episode with, "Who the fuck is this guy?"
TV detectives never thank the uniformed officers for lifting the crime scene tape so they can pass through, and it's very rude.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TV detectives never thank the uniformed officers for lifting the crime scene tape so they can pass through, and it's very rude.
Wanna feel old? Dakota Fanning is 31.
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wanna feel old? Dakota Fanning is 31.
Why don't serial killers use sheets? I swear, every pic I've seen on a murder show has a bare mattress.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Why don't serial killers use sheets? I swear, every pic I've seen on a murder show has a bare mattress.
Asthmatic friends, how many times has someone told you to "just breathe" while having an asthma attack? And how hand did you want to punch them?
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Asthmatic friends, how many times has someone told you to "just breathe" while having an asthma attack? And how hand did you want to punch them?
Just texted my therapist on a Saturday, and she responded immediately with four gifs. So sometimes life is ok.
tupac shakur is wearing headphones and making a funny face while talking on a cell phone .
ALT: tupac shakur is wearing headphones and making a funny face while talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just texted my therapist on a Saturday, and she responded immediately with four gifs. So sometimes life is ok.