Nobody:

Me: celebrates a giant piece of shit getting ousted in little ole Maine 😂😂😂😂😂

Unsolicited Slick Rick pic

Tfw:

Someone's a sore loser and just as sore a winner over football but you're their marriage councilor.

Nope. But he is now!!!!

Yes!!!

Someone at this school deserves to be beaten and/or sued for calling spaghetti and meatballs in broth "ramen"

I had been dreading putting in my notice til my boss messed around and said some shit I could not condone.

One of those moments where you realize: nah, whatever we've been through and whatever loyalty I might owe that bond, sometimes you gotta let ppl do bad all by themselves.

Fuck this place.

My kids when teachers pop off not knowing I work in the school system specifically with children with special needs (which my kids have) and knowing I won't hesitate to tell them about themselves.

One of my few no skip albums. Y'all got one?

My ex wife bought one of my kids overalls and we determined they were the worst possible execution of this idea and we don't know who they'd be flattering on because they don't make sense proportionally for anyone in this house.

Man how terrible must it feel to be Josh Allen, absolutely bitch 3/4 of a game, still manage to make it to overtime just to throw 3 incomplete passes and lose by a punt return for a touchdown. That was so ugly.

Playing this game on mute but don't even need sound because I've played it so many times I can hear all the effects and music in my head at this point.

TIL that drinking whale milk is a thing and I can't decide whether I'm more fascinated or horrified 🤔

Ok, hear me out.

One of these, but for when you order a bunch of random shit from the sushi spot.

Apparently we're doing an art themed reboot of Ratatouille today.

This seems worthy of a first....what the hell do you call these on here? 🤔

Anyway great weather for grilling a whole slab of salmon.