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The Real Hoshinka
@therealhoshinka.bsky.social
270 followers 430 following 1.7K posts
36 - Former Firefighter/Paramedic - Wannabe Music Educator, Wannabe Historian - Furry - Private Security/Intel Analysis - 🔞 MDNI - NSFW&SFW

🏳️‍⚧️ (She/they)

Mechwarrior/Battletech and DCS.

Discord: TheRealHoshinka

Formerly this handle and @daweirdredpanda
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Is this self care?

Asking for a friend
A photograph of a 22oz. Vanilla Coke, three mozzarella string cheese snacks, a can of Mt. Dew, a 7.5oz Bag of Ms. Vicki’s jalapeño kettle potato chips, a box of Nutty Buddies, and a 3-pack of Gillette Venus Women’s Razors, in assorted colors.
May 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I may be a ho, and I may be ethically non-monogamous/polyamorous.

But I ain’t no homewrecker.

👏 COMMUNICATE 👏 WITH 👏 YOUR 👏 PARTNERS 👏

I swear to all that is good, I dunno why I keep Grindr on my phone at this point. It’s always cishet men that are like this.

(I got blocked for my efforts.)
A screenshot from the Grindr phone application depicting a conversation between myself and Grindr user “lkn for trans” (49 miles away) — username will be shrunk down to LFT for the purposes of transcription. LFT: Very interested here love me a big lady Me: You know what I don’t care for? LFT: What’s tht Me: Discrete men running around in their partners. Your profile says you’re married. So unless she knows you’re on Grindr chasing trans people because in your little diluted mind, it somehow “doesn’t count?” Nah, man. That’s wicked— in the bad way. At least have the decency to communicate with your wife, husband, partner, whatever, if they’re not meeting your sexual needs.
April 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Current situation

Please end my suffering.
A two frame, side by side meme of a small dog on the left, and a child on the right, in apparent distress. On the left, with the dog, the text reads: “People without allergies be like:” “Ahhh I love Spring… can you feel it?” On the right, with the child, the text reads: “People without allergies…” “I feel it.”
April 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Some of the stuff I’ve been doing recently. :D
From DCS: A three-ship lineup of F-16s at the northern arm/de-arm pad at Nellis AFB; the planes’ markings indicate they belong to the 93rd Fighter Squadron, USAFRC. From DCS: an F-16 is initiating a Safe Escape Maneuver after delivering a dumb bomb to a circle target at Range 64C in the Nevada Test and Training Range near Creech Airfield in the Nevada Desert. The F-16 is releasing flares while in a steep climb.
April 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #272,814!

I dunno how I feel about this.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #272,814, The Real Hoshinka ‪@therealhoshinka.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 7, 2023"
September 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Starship Troopers “I’m doing my part!” Meme.
January 2, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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The proof is in the pudding. Have a canonical image of the design logo.
A logo for the Defiant Development Project. It features the Defiant-class starship in the middle, anthropomorphized to have mean eyes and a row of sharp teeth on the top and bottom of a mouth stylized out of the foremost part of the ship. The outer text around the center reads: “DEFIANT DEVELOPMENT - ANTARES FLEET YARDS” Inner text in Yellow over the Defiant reads: “Assimilate THIS!…”
January 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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A scene from Scary Movie or Scream. Someone unidentified is at the top of a set of stairs; they are labeled “Life.” There appears to be a piano being pushed down the stairwell; it is labeled “2024.” Ghostface is descending the stairs, in a hurry, trying to get away from the piano; they are labeled “Me thinking 2018 was 2 years ago” Happy New Year to you folks who read the alt text. <3
January 1, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Bluesky post by former Bluesky user @hstark.bsky.social — “No woman currently has a restraining order against me. Also, this is not the woman who previously had a restraining order against me. However, she is one of the women who have tried and failed to get restraining orders against me”
December 31, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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Screenshot from bird site of the Microsoft Edge verified account. Posted at 11:39pm on 12/26/2023 - “It’s almost the end of the year and we want to see how you #Edge. Show us your most memorable edges 👇” Post had 41k views. 131 reposts. 20 quotes. 938 likes. 10 bookmarks. This post has been deleted.
December 28, 2023 at 9:57 PM
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Just remember the now infamous copypasta he birthed.
Bluesky post by hstark.bsky.social: “No woman currently has a restraining order against me. Also, this is not the woman who previously had a restraining order against me. However, she is one of the women who have tried and failed to get a restraining order against me”
December 28, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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The scene from Starship Troopers featuring the members of the mobile infantry proclaiming, “I’m doing my part!”
December 27, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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A power level of over 9000?!
The heralded image of Vegeta from DragonBall Z Fame, smashing his Scouter after it gives him a power level reading on Goku, which at the time was reportedly “over 9000.”
December 27, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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December 27, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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Merry Christmas, Bluesky.

I don’t have a lot to celebrate on this day, but for those of you who do: rejoice and enjoy.
A photo of George Takei as Hikaru Sulu from Star Trek: The Original Series, on the back of a Cthulhu-type creature. There is a caption that reads: “You’ve heard of Elf On A Shelf…”
December 25, 2023 at 4:58 PM
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An ad on Facebook for a shirt that reads “BDSM” Bottom line under BDSM reads “Bonds, Dividends, Stocks, and Margin.”
December 21, 2023 at 3:44 PM
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Not a problem for me.
A screen cap of bluesky user Paul Greet’s page. The user has been blocked by “The Shadow Realm.”
December 11, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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A picture of New York politician Jimmy McMillan, famous for his “The Rent Is Too Damn High” line, except he’s saying “The Price of Milk is Too Damn High.”
December 8, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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A picture of New York politician Jimmy McMillan, famous for his “The Rent Is Too Damn High” line, except he’s saying “The Price of Milk is Too Damn High.”
December 8, 2023 at 4:18 PM
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You love to see it.
“User Blocked by The Shadow Realm”
December 8, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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A picture of an illustrated cat girl in a colloquially transgender-themed sweater and short shorts holding onto a BLÅHAJ. The car girl is obviously enamored with the BLÅHAJ. Caption reads: “repost if u love blahjah or you love being dominated by women”
December 7, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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Is it time to build a grilling robot yet?
A screen cap from King of The Hill featuring one of the characters, Kahn Souphanousinphone. He is holding a wrench and hammer in his hands, waving them in the air, declaring his current mental state: “It’s MANIC!”
December 7, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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Right. On. The. Edge.

It’s right there.
December 6, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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Footsky, a story in four parts

(Screenshots taken from Twitter)
A four part panel comic featuring Twitter user “Torin” (@lightshadTxrin), “yasu” (@YasuSFL), and “stuff” (@Smitty_MN). Panel 1: Torin posts “found a screenshot of Elsa’s feet from Frozen 2. holy shit” - the image is a blank grey panel and nothing else. Panel 2: yasu posts: “hey dm me the image” yasu posts: “can u repost” yasu posts: “please.” yasu posts: “hey it wont load” Panel 3: Torin posts “close and reopen Twitter” Daymon (@DaymonEdits) posts: “bro I deleted and redownloaded twitter and its still not loading help” yasu posts: “still wont work I tried logging in on a different account” Torin posts: “try turning your phone off and on again” Panel 4: stuff posts: “Haha it won’t load” stuff posts: “why wont it load lol” stuff posts: “just rebooted my WiFi still won’t load” stuff posts: “Please I need this.”
December 6, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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An image of a mannequin with what appears to be a g-string which holds a small little nub of a penis in a small turtleneck-style sheath. Text at the top of the image says: “nice turtle neck just in time for the holidays.”
December 2, 2023 at 3:08 AM