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Elfwig the Gray
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Not everyone in D&D looks like a fish
March 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
#TikTok US government lies
Democrats and Republicans are the same . Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates on les pendra!
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The God of the Bible never states I’ll love you more in the afterlife
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
What are #Netflix boxing announcers even talking about
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Suicide is not a selfish act!
October 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Halitosis on the first date, well all right, all right, all right!
October 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Monsters are real, animals can talk, blankets provide an impenetrable shield, and kids can fly!
October 10, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Graveyards are a waste of space!
October 4, 2024 at 3:14 AM
With all the crazy places I’ve gone I’ve yet to find human remains
October 1, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Who else remembers getting blown out of their mind, listening to tool with their mates smoking cigarettes?
September 19, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Hans just
scored Sisters Of Mercy tickets!!!!’ #sistersofmercy
September 13, 2024 at 11:13 PM
It’s really weird you can’t say fuck the devil in church
September 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Falling asleep with a #TikTok on is a #flashback to falling #asleep with a #DVD on
September 10, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Man the 80ds were really unique
September 8, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Never sacrifice the otter
September 3, 2024 at 2:02 AM
So how many people are going to stand in front of #Trump‘s #grave with a #thumbsup now?
September 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM

So major league baseball can promote online gambling but Pete Rose not so much
September 1, 2024 at 11:02 PM
How come Americans know the empire is evil when a giant hairy Sasquatch Groans it at them, but when it’s a massive orange blob they’re clueless
August 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Someday someone with the last memory of you will die!
August 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
August 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Would toilet paper be counted as a tool
August 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
The last time I drove drunk was home from a Renaissance Festival. What the duck
August 14, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The best advice I ever gave my son was always listen to Ween!
August 10, 2024 at 12:35 AM
There are over 400,000 Christian churches in the US with a 100 + members! There are 320,000 children in foster care. If every church had 1 member adopted a foster kid the foster homes would be empty.
July 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I absolutely had no idea that Coney dogs were a Michigan thing #goblue
July 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM