Elfwig the Gray
@therealhansmoleman.bsky.social
Not everyone in D&D looks like a fish
March 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not everyone in D&D looks like a fish
#TikTok US government lies
Democrats and Republicans are the same . Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates on les pendra!
Democrats and Republicans are the same . Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates on les pendra!
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
#TikTok US government lies
Democrats and Republicans are the same . Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates on les pendra!
Democrats and Republicans are the same . Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,
Les aristocrates on les pendra!
The God of the Bible never states I’ll love you more in the afterlife
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The God of the Bible never states I’ll love you more in the afterlife
Suicide is not a selfish act!
October 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Suicide is not a selfish act!
Halitosis on the first date, well all right, all right, all right!
October 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Halitosis on the first date, well all right, all right, all right!
Monsters are real, animals can talk, blankets provide an impenetrable shield, and kids can fly!
October 10, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Monsters are real, animals can talk, blankets provide an impenetrable shield, and kids can fly!
Graveyards are a waste of space!
October 4, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Graveyards are a waste of space!
With all the crazy places I’ve gone I’ve yet to find human remains
October 1, 2024 at 12:39 AM
With all the crazy places I’ve gone I’ve yet to find human remains
Who else remembers getting blown out of their mind, listening to tool with their mates smoking cigarettes?
September 19, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Who else remembers getting blown out of their mind, listening to tool with their mates smoking cigarettes?
Hans just
scored Sisters Of Mercy tickets!!!!’ #sistersofmercy
scored Sisters Of Mercy tickets!!!!’ #sistersofmercy
September 13, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Hans just
scored Sisters Of Mercy tickets!!!!’ #sistersofmercy
scored Sisters Of Mercy tickets!!!!’ #sistersofmercy
It’s really weird you can’t say fuck the devil in church
September 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
It’s really weird you can’t say fuck the devil in church
September 10, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Man the 80ds were really unique
September 8, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Man the 80ds were really unique
Never sacrifice the otter
September 3, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Never sacrifice the otter
September 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM
So major league baseball can promote online gambling but Pete Rose not so much
September 1, 2024 at 11:02 PM
So major league baseball can promote online gambling but Pete Rose not so much
How come Americans know the empire is evil when a giant hairy Sasquatch Groans it at them, but when it’s a massive orange blob they’re clueless
August 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
How come Americans know the empire is evil when a giant hairy Sasquatch Groans it at them, but when it’s a massive orange blob they’re clueless
Someday someone with the last memory of you will die!
August 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Someday someone with the last memory of you will die!
August 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Would toilet paper be counted as a tool
August 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Would toilet paper be counted as a tool
The last time I drove drunk was home from a Renaissance Festival. What the duck
August 14, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The last time I drove drunk was home from a Renaissance Festival. What the duck
The best advice I ever gave my son was always listen to Ween!
August 10, 2024 at 12:35 AM
The best advice I ever gave my son was always listen to Ween!
There are over 400,000 Christian churches in the US with a 100 + members! There are 320,000 children in foster care. If every church had 1 member adopted a foster kid the foster homes would be empty.
July 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
There are over 400,000 Christian churches in the US with a 100 + members! There are 320,000 children in foster care. If every church had 1 member adopted a foster kid the foster homes would be empty.