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Call Me Grumpy
@therealgrumpy.bsky.social
Bad Poet, Storyteller & Dabbler | Living life with gratitude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mostly True Stories from a Half-Decent Man - Part I

I’m no sage, no scholar, no genius with a plan.
Just a man with a full gas tank,
a half-charged phone,
and a map that never quite matches the road....
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Art Of Letting Go
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The water doesn’t hurry.
It just moves
steady, gentle,
finding its own way.

Watching it,
I feel my own breath slow,
the noise of the day
washed into something softer.

It’s a reminder:
peace doesn’t shout
it trickles,
quiet and steady,
like this brook.
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Success Is Rythm Not Force
September 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Weather the storm and grow, my fearless friends!
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September 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Marriage & The Art Of Compromise
September 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
**Love Language**
Backing up the RV might not sound romantic…
But it is our love language.
One of us behind the wheel.
One of us waving wildly (and maybe mumbling a few “helpful” words).

@rving.community
September 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Barstool Hymn
It’s funny how a barstool
can feel like a church pew
when you’re sitting with memories,
hushed as stained glass light.
I ordered two Shiners that night
August 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I found it! I wrote a Seuss-ish story years ago and decided to find it in my puter files last night. I used Canva to create the title page.
(I feel like I might need to write something about the creatures/files that live in my computer.)
August 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s funny how a barstool can feel like a church pew when you’re sitting with memories. I ordered two Shiners that night, one for me, and one for the friends who won’t ever sit across from me again. They didn’t drink it, but I swear the silence beside me did.
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rain Taps
August 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
August 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Have you reached this age yet? Do you "know better"?
August 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
August 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Open On Purpose
July 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Tomorrow is my brother Peter's birthday. It's the first since he died last year.
I woke up this morning and the world felt off, like something important was missing, and it was.
He’s gone... but not really. I still hear him sometimes, like an old song drifting in from a half-open window.
July 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
July 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Monday Rabbit Hole: Aburdity->Albert Camus quote->The Myth Of Sisyphus->A question
July 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Happy Birthday, America! Today, without any exceptions, every American will celebrate Independence Day!
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Independence Day: The Ultimate American Irony
Isn’t it something?
Happy Independence Day!
July 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
July 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM