"A vampire, my darling, never reveals their true age. A bard, even more so." 😈🪕🩸 #Jaskier #TWN

"Ciri was right," whispered the Witcher. "Neutrality … Neutrality is always contemptible."

~The Time of Contempt, chapter 5

Not sure yet if I like the posting style here: I can't read the whole post when I add a new reply, or do a long thread with multiple posts before posting. If 🔵☁️ changes this to be more like Twitter, that'll be nice.

Anyways, I've got werewolf Geralt and vampire Jaskier on my mind again. 🐺🧛‍♂️

Okay, here's one way to prove I yam who I yam: I had this idea for a geraskier twitfic where Geralt somehow gets cursed by a mischievous witch and is transformed into a fluffy, white Pomeranian puppy. Jaskier takes care of him while they seek help across the Continent to undo the curse. Along the /+

Uh, hi, hello, someone took my OG username so I'll have to make do with being the Real Slim Giddy.
👋🤩 Yeah, I'm giddytf2 at the hellsite, AO3, and Tumblr.

(Do I have to post some new Jaskier or geraskier art to prove my identity, lmao)