Gordon Freeman
@therealfreeman.bsky.social
Look idk what this app is but I found a phone in the canals with this on it so I'm deciding to post here
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If anyone wants headcrab soup there's a cook-off in precinct 27 and citizens are handing out samples. Just wanted to let you all know
Can someone explain to me what this is I saw it from my backyard
June 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Can someone explain to me what this is I saw it from my backyard
Artificial intelligence has no place in society and should be cast into the pit of fire
May 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Artificial intelligence has no place in society and should be cast into the pit of fire
Whoever wants free donuts just come to sector 12 it's the big red barn
May 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whoever wants free donuts just come to sector 12 it's the big red barn
Does anyone know where the nearest Combine Recruitment Center is? I want to go undercover...
February 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Does anyone know where the nearest Combine Recruitment Center is? I want to go undercover...
Goddamn these headcrabs! I didn't know there was this much on the coast!
January 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Goddamn these headcrabs! I didn't know there was this much on the coast!
Imagine using the skull emoji in 2025
January 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Imagine using the skull emoji in 2025
I hate antlions!
December 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I hate antlions!
Sorry I haven't posted in a while! Was holding up in a Resistance outpost but the Combine caught wind of it... I did what I could. Currently making my way with some rebels to another outpost. I'll keep you all updated.
December 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Sorry I haven't posted in a while! Was holding up in a Resistance outpost but the Combine caught wind of it... I did what I could. Currently making my way with some rebels to another outpost. I'll keep you all updated.
37% should be enough to install a damn system update
December 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
37% should be enough to install a damn system update
If a metrocop tells me to "pick up that can" one more time I might just go postal
December 9, 2024 at 5:35 AM
If a metrocop tells me to "pick up that can" one more time I might just go postal
My idea: raid Nova Prospekt, kill all the soldiers, and turn it into an IKEA. Who's with me?
December 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
My idea: raid Nova Prospekt, kill all the soldiers, and turn it into an IKEA. Who's with me?
Dr. Breen is why we can't have nice things
December 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Dr. Breen is why we can't have nice things
This is inhumane and we citizens should not tolerate this
Bro seriously thought he'd get a full ration reward for giving false information about a rebel hideout
December 7, 2024 at 3:31 AM
This is inhumane and we citizens should not tolerate this
If anyone wants headcrab soup there's a cook-off in precinct 27 and citizens are handing out samples. Just wanted to let you all know
December 7, 2024 at 2:10 AM
If anyone wants headcrab soup there's a cook-off in precinct 27 and citizens are handing out samples. Just wanted to let you all know
Can these APCs shut up already I'm trying to sleep! Can't get any quiet in City 17
December 6, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Can these APCs shut up already I'm trying to sleep! Can't get any quiet in City 17