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Thanksgiving has officially begun as the Turkeys are in the brine. Wild Clover Honey, Cranberry, Rosemary Salt & Ice. The end result is worth the cost and the hassle! Haha (yes, this is my spread, and just one of the two full birds and multiple Turkey breasts cooked throughout Thursday).
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Thanksgiving has officially begun as the Turkeys are in the brine. Wild Clover Honey, Cranberry, Rosemary Salt & Ice. The end result is worth the cost and the hassle! Haha (yes, this is my spread, and just one of the two full birds and multiple Turkey breasts cooked throughout Thursday).
I have never needed Ayton to generate a few FTs in my life… and then I need him to miss them all! Haha
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have never needed Ayton to generate a few FTs in my life… and then I need him to miss them all! Haha
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
Still got the original VHS copy of Home Alone
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Still got the original VHS copy of Home Alone
Texas Racism is just one perpetual game of Hold My Beer.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Texas Racism is just one perpetual game of Hold My Beer.
Need to cue up the “Who’s Your Daddy?!” chant next time Bruins face Wildcats and Cronin faces Lloyd.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Need to cue up the “Who’s Your Daddy?!” chant next time Bruins face Wildcats and Cronin faces Lloyd.
Climbing mountains in fog and rainstorms gives you irrational aura…
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Climbing mountains in fog and rainstorms gives you irrational aura…
Happy Sky Ferreira Finally Got Her Albums’ Wide Releases After 12 Long Years Day to all who celebrate… I do…
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Happy Sky Ferreira Finally Got Her Albums’ Wide Releases After 12 Long Years Day to all who celebrate… I do…
Smile folks. It makes you look younger and a lot less like this frumpy dump…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Smile folks. It makes you look younger and a lot less like this frumpy dump…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
I’m closing in on almost a decade older. I feel like I look almost a decade younger… my trick? Smile and be kind… and nature!
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m closing in on almost a decade older. I feel like I look almost a decade younger… my trick? Smile and be kind… and nature!
When you blind bid on a box full of vinyl at a yard sale and walk away with some keepers! $40 for the box.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you blind bid on a box full of vinyl at a yard sale and walk away with some keepers! $40 for the box.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
I my god I’m dying at this… while I’m doomscrolling Arby’s promoted video of these things pops up. I snap a capture of their steak and then first three comments. This is a promoted Arby’s Post. What he fuck is running Arby’s? @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social why are you doing this to yourself?
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I my god I’m dying at this… while I’m doomscrolling Arby’s promoted video of these things pops up. I snap a capture of their steak and then first three comments. This is a promoted Arby’s Post. What he fuck is running Arby’s? @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social why are you doing this to yourself?
Literally, go fuck yourself for thinking you’re useful…
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Literally, go fuck yourself for thinking you’re useful…
Gotta include the drunk clown from Uncle Buck!
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Gotta include the drunk clown from Uncle Buck!
Me amidst Dislikes
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me amidst Dislikes
Terrible, lazy, boring
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Terrible, lazy, boring
I tell her to Smile, and she does. Sometimes it’s a half smile. But she’s generally pretty happy!
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I tell her to Smile, and she does. Sometimes it’s a half smile. But she’s generally pretty happy!
Friendly reminder Ernest actor Jim Varney was a badass and routinely worked with Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Kris Kristofferson over the years. Great documentary on him titled The Importance Of Being Ernest. Loved almost all his films. First purchases as a new uncle included Goonies, PeeWee, Ernest.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Friendly reminder Ernest actor Jim Varney was a badass and routinely worked with Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Kris Kristofferson over the years. Great documentary on him titled The Importance Of Being Ernest. Loved almost all his films. First purchases as a new uncle included Goonies, PeeWee, Ernest.
And yes, with her black and white polka dot collar and blond hair, Lula is named after Wild At Heart… so she’s a dog in a costume cosplaying as Wonder Woman! A twofer!I said Toof and she’s got an underbite! Layers upon layers with her submission!
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And yes, with her black and white polka dot collar and blond hair, Lula is named after Wild At Heart… so she’s a dog in a costume cosplaying as Wonder Woman! A twofer!I said Toof and she’s got an underbite! Layers upon layers with her submission!
Lula wonders how see was left off!
#UnderbiteAdventures
#UnderbiteAdventures
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Lula wonders how see was left off!
#UnderbiteAdventures
#UnderbiteAdventures
Apparently I only have a picture of the brioche bun version and I didn’t have avocado, so I used sliced pickle. Was still excellent. Haha
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Apparently I only have a picture of the brioche bun version and I didn’t have avocado, so I used sliced pickle. Was still excellent. Haha
Reminds me of my Licorice Pizza review, discussing the wayward decade+ from mid-teens to late 20s:
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reminds me of my Licorice Pizza review, discussing the wayward decade+ from mid-teens to late 20s:
Hooray for subjectivity! How you feel about Phantom, I feel about Magnolia…
Top-3 are prefect, 4-5 are a form of nitpicking damn near perfect, 6-7 are fun and a vibe, 8 is flawed 4-star debut and 9-10 are “I can see what he was going for but it doesn’t work ideally for me”.
Top-3 are prefect, 4-5 are a form of nitpicking damn near perfect, 6-7 are fun and a vibe, 8 is flawed 4-star debut and 9-10 are “I can see what he was going for but it doesn’t work ideally for me”.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hooray for subjectivity! How you feel about Phantom, I feel about Magnolia…
Top-3 are prefect, 4-5 are a form of nitpicking damn near perfect, 6-7 are fun and a vibe, 8 is flawed 4-star debut and 9-10 are “I can see what he was going for but it doesn’t work ideally for me”.
Top-3 are prefect, 4-5 are a form of nitpicking damn near perfect, 6-7 are fun and a vibe, 8 is flawed 4-star debut and 9-10 are “I can see what he was going for but it doesn’t work ideally for me”.
Shapeshifted into the Stealth Bomber mode, too
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Shapeshifted into the Stealth Bomber mode, too