The Realest Donald J. Trump (Parody)
@therealestdjt.bsky.social
45-47th President of the USA 🇺🇸
Should’ve been the 46th as well — WE WON IN 2020!!
(Seriously tho, its just a pretend account for giggles 🤭)
Should’ve been the 46th as well — WE WON IN 2020!!
(Seriously tho, its just a pretend account for giggles 🤭)
So the Fake News Media is over here saying I somehow “am no longer with Melania”. PROOF OF HOW RADICAL THEY ARE!!!!
Me and Melania are Happier than ever — no one’s ever seen anything quite like it — and the Radical Left Lunatics, led by Newscum and his Gang, HATE IT!!!!!
#Melania
Me and Melania are Happier than ever — no one’s ever seen anything quite like it — and the Radical Left Lunatics, led by Newscum and his Gang, HATE IT!!!!!
#Melania
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So the Fake News Media is over here saying I somehow “am no longer with Melania”. PROOF OF HOW RADICAL THEY ARE!!!!
Me and Melania are Happier than ever — no one’s ever seen anything quite like it — and the Radical Left Lunatics, led by Newscum and his Gang, HATE IT!!!!!
#Melania
Me and Melania are Happier than ever — no one’s ever seen anything quite like it — and the Radical Left Lunatics, led by Newscum and his Gang, HATE IT!!!!!
#Melania
People are saying your Favorite President has done the Most Amazing Thing… solving a WAR!!! The Middle East must now have PEACE - and it’s all thanks to ME!!!!!
Do you think Sleepy Joe could’ve done that? I don’t!
AND, BY THE WAY, I WON IN 2020!!!!!
Do you think Sleepy Joe could’ve done that? I don’t!
AND, BY THE WAY, I WON IN 2020!!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
People are saying your Favorite President has done the Most Amazing Thing… solving a WAR!!! The Middle East must now have PEACE - and it’s all thanks to ME!!!!!
Do you think Sleepy Joe could’ve done that? I don’t!
AND, BY THE WAY, I WON IN 2020!!!!!
Do you think Sleepy Joe could’ve done that? I don’t!
AND, BY THE WAY, I WON IN 2020!!!!!
STOP SHARING MY TIME MAGAZINE COVER!!! YOU ARE ALL MEANIES!!!
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
STOP SHARING MY TIME MAGAZINE COVER!!! YOU ARE ALL MEANIES!!!
So the Crooked, COMPLETELY Hard Left Liberal Media, is making Fun of your Favorite President’s TIME MAGAZINE COVER. This is a Total Hoax. I HATE that Cover, but all the Media are being Complete “Media Meanies!”
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So the Crooked, COMPLETELY Hard Left Liberal Media, is making Fun of your Favorite President’s TIME MAGAZINE COVER. This is a Total Hoax. I HATE that Cover, but all the Media are being Complete “Media Meanies!”
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!
So the ‘Fake News Media’ is going BANANAS about this MP, Angela Rayner, buying a third home! I think it’s pretty terrific, nothing to worry about, but people are going CRAZY about it!!
I say GO FOR IT!
And, in case you forgot, I WON IN 2020!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I say GO FOR IT!
And, in case you forgot, I WON IN 2020!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
August 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So the ‘Fake News Media’ is going BANANAS about this MP, Angela Rayner, buying a third home! I think it’s pretty terrific, nothing to worry about, but people are going CRAZY about it!!
I say GO FOR IT!
And, in case you forgot, I WON IN 2020!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I say GO FOR IT!
And, in case you forgot, I WON IN 2020!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY I WAS ON TOP OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Do you think Joe Biden could’ve done that? I DON’T THINK SO!!!!
Do you think Joe Biden could’ve done that? I DON’T THINK SO!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY I WAS ON TOP OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Do you think Joe Biden could’ve done that? I DON’T THINK SO!!!!
Do you think Joe Biden could’ve done that? I DON’T THINK SO!!!!
Did you see my Drive on the first hole? It was so tremendous — not JOE BIDEN, am I right?
August 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Did you see my Drive on the first hole? It was so tremendous — not JOE BIDEN, am I right?
WE ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING TREMENDOUS WITH THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
WE ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING TREMENDOUS WITH THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
Are you ‘Happy’ Now? I have Officially Ordered the Release of all CREDIBLE Files relating to the Crooked ‘Epstein Case’… even though it is a Complete HOAX that has been Manufactured by BIDEN, by OBAMA, and the ‘Fake News Media’!!!!
NOW SHUT UP!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Files
NOW SHUT UP!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Files
July 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Are you ‘Happy’ Now? I have Officially Ordered the Release of all CREDIBLE Files relating to the Crooked ‘Epstein Case’… even though it is a Complete HOAX that has been Manufactured by BIDEN, by OBAMA, and the ‘Fake News Media’!!!!
NOW SHUT UP!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Files
NOW SHUT UP!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Files
When will People SHUT UP about Jeffrey Epstein! He is not RELEVANT any more! I am so Sick and Tired of all this ‘List Stuff’. The ‘Fake News Media’ loves talking about it — but they won’t report the Real Stuff — LIKE ME WINNING IN 2020!!!! BECAUSE I DID!!!!!!!
#EpsteinFiles #Release
#EpsteinFiles #Release
July 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When will People SHUT UP about Jeffrey Epstein! He is not RELEVANT any more! I am so Sick and Tired of all this ‘List Stuff’. The ‘Fake News Media’ loves talking about it — but they won’t report the Real Stuff — LIKE ME WINNING IN 2020!!!! BECAUSE I DID!!!!!!!
#EpsteinFiles #Release
#EpsteinFiles #Release
When will people ‘Shut Up’ about Jeffrey Epstein!!!! I NEVER KNEW THE GUY!!!!!
July 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When will people ‘Shut Up’ about Jeffrey Epstein!!!! I NEVER KNEW THE GUY!!!!!
Sinner is a great guy, truly. And so is Alcaraz. They are wonderful men. Beautiful. They are beautiful, very hot, hot men. Even Melania thinks so.
#Wimbledon
#Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sinner is a great guy, truly. And so is Alcaraz. They are wonderful men. Beautiful. They are beautiful, very hot, hot men. Even Melania thinks so.
#Wimbledon
#Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
SINNER IS GREAT!!! But his Name isn’t very ‘Christian’. I love God, truly, I am — probably — God’s Greatest Fan. The People know it — but the ‘Fake News Media’ never Reports It!!
I SHOULD’VE BEEN INVITED TO WIMBLEDON!!!!!
#Wimbledon #Sinner #Alcaraz
I SHOULD’VE BEEN INVITED TO WIMBLEDON!!!!!
#Wimbledon #Sinner #Alcaraz
July 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
SINNER IS GREAT!!! But his Name isn’t very ‘Christian’. I love God, truly, I am — probably — God’s Greatest Fan. The People know it — but the ‘Fake News Media’ never Reports It!!
I SHOULD’VE BEEN INVITED TO WIMBLEDON!!!!!
#Wimbledon #Sinner #Alcaraz
I SHOULD’VE BEEN INVITED TO WIMBLEDON!!!!!
#Wimbledon #Sinner #Alcaraz
The People are saying that the Wimbledon Final was RIGGED!!! I DIDN’T GET AN INVITE!!!! I blame the ‘Radical Left Democrats’ — especially Crooked Nancy Pelosi — who, I hear, HASN’T SHOWERED IN A WEEK!!!
#Wimbledon #Final
#Wimbledon #Final
July 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The People are saying that the Wimbledon Final was RIGGED!!! I DIDN’T GET AN INVITE!!!! I blame the ‘Radical Left Democrats’ — especially Crooked Nancy Pelosi — who, I hear, HASN’T SHOWERED IN A WEEK!!!
#Wimbledon #Final
#Wimbledon #Final
People are calling my Gold Card a MASSIVE SUCCESS!!! Everyone’s talking about it! But the ‘Fake News Media’ are SO MEAN — even meaner than Ron deSanctimonious — they don’t even want to Report it!
THE GOLD CARD CAN BE YOURS FOR $5 MILLION. ITS SO GOOD, IT EVEN HAS MY FACE ON IT!
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!
THE GOLD CARD CAN BE YOURS FOR $5 MILLION. ITS SO GOOD, IT EVEN HAS MY FACE ON IT!
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!
July 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
People are calling my Gold Card a MASSIVE SUCCESS!!! Everyone’s talking about it! But the ‘Fake News Media’ are SO MEAN — even meaner than Ron deSanctimonious — they don’t even want to Report it!
THE GOLD CARD CAN BE YOURS FOR $5 MILLION. ITS SO GOOD, IT EVEN HAS MY FACE ON IT!
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!
THE GOLD CARD CAN BE YOURS FOR $5 MILLION. ITS SO GOOD, IT EVEN HAS MY FACE ON IT!
I WON IN 2020!!!!!!
Donald J. Trump is the best President this Country has Ever Seen — WE ALL KNOW IT!!! People are saying I have a 99% Approval Rating — the HIGHEST Anyone’s Ever Seen!!!!
NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT IT — BUT I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!!!
NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT IT — BUT I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!!!
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Donald J. Trump is the best President this Country has Ever Seen — WE ALL KNOW IT!!! People are saying I have a 99% Approval Rating — the HIGHEST Anyone’s Ever Seen!!!!
NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT IT — BUT I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!!!
NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT IT — BUT I WON IN 2020!!!!!!!!!!
People are saying that Sean Diddy Combs and I somehow “met”!!! FAKE NEWS!!! This is a complete HOAX, manufactured by the ‘Radical Left Lunatics’ that want to do Nothing but Hold Back the Progress of our Great Nation!
THEY SHOULD LOOK INTO HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP MORE!! AND OBAMA WORE A TAN SUIT!!!!!!
THEY SHOULD LOOK INTO HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP MORE!! AND OBAMA WORE A TAN SUIT!!!!!!
July 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
People are saying that Sean Diddy Combs and I somehow “met”!!! FAKE NEWS!!! This is a complete HOAX, manufactured by the ‘Radical Left Lunatics’ that want to do Nothing but Hold Back the Progress of our Great Nation!
THEY SHOULD LOOK INTO HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP MORE!! AND OBAMA WORE A TAN SUIT!!!!!!
THEY SHOULD LOOK INTO HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP MORE!! AND OBAMA WORE A TAN SUIT!!!!!!
Iran and Israel NEED TO MAKE A DEAL!!!! I am so sick and tired of all this ‘War Stuff’. The People are Dying and it’s ALL JOE BIDEN’S FAULT!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Israel #Iran #MiddleEast
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Israel #Iran #MiddleEast
June 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Iran and Israel NEED TO MAKE A DEAL!!!! I am so sick and tired of all this ‘War Stuff’. The People are Dying and it’s ALL JOE BIDEN’S FAULT!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Israel #Iran #MiddleEast
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#Israel #Iran #MiddleEast
Remember, the only reason the Radical Left is scared is because I’m the BEST PRESIDENT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD. Everybody knows it — even the haters! They’re jealous, and that’s why they keep pushing their CRAZY agendas.
#MAGA
#MAGA
June 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Remember, the only reason the Radical Left is scared is because I’m the BEST PRESIDENT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD. Everybody knows it — even the haters! They’re jealous, and that’s why they keep pushing their CRAZY agendas.
#MAGA
#MAGA
Bob Vylan is just another Crooked ‘Lefty Loser’!!! How DARE he speak so Rudely of my good friend Netanyahu of Israel. What even does Glastonbury mean?? The People are going CRAZY about it, and the ‘Fake News Media’ doesn’t want to Report it!!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
June 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bob Vylan is just another Crooked ‘Lefty Loser’!!! How DARE he speak so Rudely of my good friend Netanyahu of Israel. What even does Glastonbury mean?? The People are going CRAZY about it, and the ‘Fake News Media’ doesn’t want to Report it!!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Make the Supreme Court Great Again! The ‘Fake News Media’ are TERRIBLE and seem to think they are ‘Politicised”… WRONG!!!! If you want to Critique something, just take a look at the Radical Left Democrats who want to RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
June 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Make the Supreme Court Great Again! The ‘Fake News Media’ are TERRIBLE and seem to think they are ‘Politicised”… WRONG!!!! If you want to Critique something, just take a look at the Radical Left Democrats who want to RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!