Ed Garner
@therealedgarner.bsky.social
3. Nigel Farage reports walruses seem incapable of forming fists and punching him in face
2. Hope to redirect expansionist Canada towards center of earth
1. Easier to write check for Greenland than broker reunification of Yellowland and Blueland
2. Hope to redirect expansionist Canada towards center of earth
1. Easier to write check for Greenland than broker reunification of Yellowland and Blueland
January 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
3. Nigel Farage reports walruses seem incapable of forming fists and punching him in face
2. Hope to redirect expansionist Canada towards center of earth
1. Easier to write check for Greenland than broker reunification of Yellowland and Blueland
2. Hope to redirect expansionist Canada towards center of earth
1. Easier to write check for Greenland than broker reunification of Yellowland and Blueland
6. SEAL team sent to kill talking Narnia lion stranded in Greenland after wardrobe malfunction
5. Exit poll at stairwell indicates people leaving building for Greenland
4. Need to find frozen frozen sibling and apologize for weird 1982 Wilford Brimley phase
January 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
6. SEAL team sent to kill talking Narnia lion stranded in Greenland after wardrobe malfunction
5. Exit poll at stairwell indicates people leaving building for Greenland
4. Need to find frozen frozen sibling and apologize for weird 1982 Wilford Brimley phase